Granted, but the first time you plug it in, it explodes and takes your computer with it.

 

I wish Cowman would reveal to us that he actually is half cow, half man.

Granted, but a lot of people are so shocked that they go unconscious.

 

I wish someone would hack into my bank account and put in trillion dollars.

Done. Only the maffia finds out and decides to kill you for it.

 

I wish I could teleport in real life.

Granted, but you don't know how to control that ability, so you teleport yourself to Mars and die of lack of oxygen.

 

I wish to have an interview with JeremyJahns.

 

[hide]If you don't know who JeremyJahns is just look him up on YouTube. He's fun to watch.[/hide]

granted.

but you cant handle all the spammers and trolls (we are talking about youtube!)

 

 

i wish.

Granted, since you didn't wish for anything, nothing happens.

 

I wish the sun would crack.

Granted, but the crack is so small you can't even tell.

 

I wish I was ambidextrous.

"Having equal ability in both hands; in particular, able to write equally well with both hands."

 

Granted, but you lose your legs.

 

I wish Dr. Hitler would be my doctor.

There's a misunderstanding, and you get Mr. Hilter instead.

 

I wish I was blind and possessed latent psionic powers.

Granted, but since you can't see how you use the powers, you can never gain full control over it.

 

I wish for a Gibberish/English - English/Gibberish dictionary.

Granted, but you can't read a word of it.

 

I wish people would stop making cringe-worthy rhymes.

Wish granted, but aliens come and make more than people ever did.

 

I wish I was telekinetic.

Granted, but your head hurts A LOT every time you use your power.

 

I wish the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would visit my apartment.

Granted, but they think you are evil and skin you a live.

 

I wish I had more clothes.

Granted, you now own a warehouse full of cyan tutus.

 

I wish skeletal carp.

Granted, you accidently drop it on the ground and have hard time putting it back together.

 

I wish Adolf Hilter would be a monster in RuneScape with good loots.

Granted, but he is impossible to kill.

 

I wish there was no such thing as glass.

Granted, you are now in a very very dark stainless steel box of emotion. In the Sahara. :thumbup:

 

I wish DDR had better songs.

Granted, Don Der Rocker now has better songs, but they still suck.

 

[hide]You didn't say what DDR stands for.[/hide]

 

I wish for an evil cookie, you'll eat it. :twisted:

Granted. It was a delicious compression of all the world's evil, and I am now hailed as a hero for cleansing the world of violence, hate, and every other bane of man's existence. Did I mention it was a really good cookie?

 

I wish people kept to themselves any negative thoughts pertaining to interpersonal relations.

Granted, they keep it to themselves because the whole world becomes mute.

 

I wish the talking hat from the Harry Potter movies would be all mine.

Granted but he doesn't really like you. He bullies you untill you commit suicide.

 

I wish I was Legolas.

Granted, but an orc kills you.

 

I wish everyone would worship me like a god.

Granted, but you only start getting worshiped after you die as a martyr.

 

I wish people would ditch religion already.

Granted, since a lot of people can't live without religions, they all go mentally insane. Good job.

 

I wish the Pokémon franchise didn't control my mind.