Granted. Still have homicide though.

 

I wish I had a new phone that was waterproof.

Granted, but while underwater a shark eats it.

 

I wish it was legal to steal as long as I do it, but remain illegal when someone else does it. Then I'd become a thief. :twisted:

Granted. But the world runs out of things for you to steal and it becomes useless.

 

I wish murder and homicide (the same thing coincidentally) were never committed by anyone for any reason.

Granted, now crime movies are dull and boring, since murder is never committed there either.

 

I wish that the next time I went to a clothe shop I find a secret entrance to a fantasy world full of warriors and dragons.

Granted. You become one of the warriors and die to a dragon in a war they are having.

 

I wish movies weren't popular. I find 99% of them stupid.

Granted, movies no longer become popular because they are never produced again. Thanks a lot. :angry:

 

I wish the king of England would invite me to his palace.

Granted. You have to use the bathroom but would feel too awkward to ask to do so, so you [cabbage] your pants and have to go home to change.

 

I wish pop, rap, and hip-hop music did not exist and would not ever exist.

Wish granted. Because I completely share that wish there are no bad consequences.

 

I wish I could tell my OCS teacher to go stick it with his crappy demands for presentations, and still be allowed to participate with the exams.

Granted you do, and you do participate in the exams, but the teacher rigs it so you fail

 

I wish people wouldn't get so worked up about superficial things like music, sports teams, fashion etc.

Granted, they now get worked up about the things that matter even less.

 

I wish guns were allowed on airports and planes. Then I'd bring my gun the next time I get out of the country.

Granted. One of the people with a gun is allowed on the plane and kills you with it.

 

I wish for a flawless matter transporter to make traveling long distances instant.

Granted, it's so flawless that a lot of people want it. So a bunch of thieves try to steal it, and one of them succeeds.

 

I wish I'd fall off a cliff and Superman would save me.

Granted. You go back to living your daily life and years later forget about this incident, but you were the only one that saw it.

 

I wish people could be just as smart as they are now without having to go to school at all.

Granted, you said "smart as they are now", meaning they don't learn anything. So the fact that they don't go to school doesn't change the fact that they are uneducated and will have hard times getting jobs. Next time you should say "as smart as they would be if they were in school".

 

I wish for an ice cube maker. Then I'd use it to fill my glass of ice cubes before I fill it of coke.

 

EDIT: Oops, looks like I forgot to read the end of the wish that said "at all". But that doesn't matter, my corruption still stands as you said "as smart as they are now", meaning they don't get smarter.

Edited May 31, 201115 yr by BlazeTheMovieFan

Granted. The ice melts very fast and completely dilutes your coke.

 

I wish people could be just as smart as they could be if they were in school without having to go to school at all.

 

Corrupt that.

Granted, I assume you also mean they'd remember everything they've learned. Now the teachers have nothing to do since schools no longer exist.

 

I wish for a new movie starring Michael Scofield and George Washington.

Granted, but the only copy is stolen upon completion after which a huge fire destroys all other material.

 

The actors are like "Yeah, never mind" ...so after looking forward to the film all you are left with is a huge disappointment and the knowledge that someone else gets to view it.

 

 

I wish I mastered Old English, these cases and words are ticking me off.

Granted, but you forget everything else.

 

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted, but then someone takes your wallet.

 

I wish I knew what you editorial people have been saying in reply to my silly application. :lol:

Heh. You wish :P

 

I wish I had a dollar that wasn't stolen from me.

Granted. I ate it, sorry.

 

I wish I didn't have to work on college assignments with slackers.

Granted. You work with dead people. Enjoy their company!

 

I wish you hadn't consumed my dollar, it has multiple diseases on it.

Granted.. I threw up, on you.

 

I wish the dead colleagues didn't smell so badly. :blink:

Granted. They now look much worse than they smell.

 

I wish I had a shamwow to clean off the regurgitated dollar.

Granted, but it totally ruins the dollar.

 

I wish my garden would be extended and I had a big roller coaster there.