Goonstalf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted, but they all smell like cat pee. I wish mods would stop posting in the counting games. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted. They start doing their job and funny posts never last for more than 10 seconds. :cry: I wish that people would read threads before posting... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted. People read every single post in every thread they want to post in before posting. As such, they spend much much more of their time reading and much much less time posting and most people just stop posting altogether. Wait... That might actually be a good thing.... Ummm... You somehow become a zombie and get slaughtered by the TZDF. I wish I had millions of peaches. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted, but the genie who is granting all these wishes mishears your wish and grants you millions of leeches. I wish I was 600 feet tall. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted. People take you for a monster and kill you. You then become a 600 foot tall zombie and get killed again. I wish I could just snap my fingers and get a good job. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted. Attempting to snap your hands fall off and disintegrate to dust. Also, no prosthetic will fit on your arm stumps for some reason. I wish you had corrupted Goon's wish by invoking gravity. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted. He falls on you and kills you and nobody gets zombefied which makes things much less awesome. I wish I couldn't dehydrate. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted! You are now a fish. I wish I was cool enough to own a Shamwow. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted. Billy Mays impales you with a sword made out of Might Putty. I wish I has some Oxy-Clean. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted, the Oxy-Clean magically appears in your stomach. I wish I was half muppet. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted, the half is your vital organs, which since they have been muppetized no longer function. During your autopsy they decide to callthe condition "Goonstalf Syndrome". It becomes the most feared condition in the entire world even though you were the only person afflicted by it. Everyone now curses the name Goonstalf and everything associated with it. I wish the Oxy-Clean was out of my body. It tastes like burning. :cry: Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted, it's now in a water balloon headed straight for your face. But don't worry, I stuck a few mints in there, it should taste minty. I wish cats were 600 feet tall. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted. The eat you up rather quickly. Shortly afterwards their bones are crushed by the immense weight of gravity on them. I wish I could keep posting but I have homework. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted, a meteor lands on your homework, but it also landed on your refrigerator which contained your precious chocolate milk which vaporized instantly. I wish my school got out sooner than 2 weeks. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted. They decided to fail you all rather than going through two weeks. I wish I wasn't a massive procrastinator. :wall: Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted, you get struck BY LIGHTNING!! I wish I hadn't hit enter so many times. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted you hit enter this many times. I wish for a mod not to delete/change this. :uhh: Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Granted, they just ban you instead. I wish for cake that isnt a lie. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Granted. Your cake is now a bomb that explodes as you go to cut it. I wish I could shoot mind bullets. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Granted. Unfortunately, a mind bullet penetrates your skull and you drop dead. I wish that I was rich in cash, legally. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladycai Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted. But now you pay taxes. I wish I spent more time sleeping.. 95/99 Summoning95/99 Slayer [hide=This is what you look like when you play RS too long][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted. You get put under an updated version of the spell used on sleeping beauty and now nothing can wake you. I wish I could be constantly upgrading all my computer equipment for free and without doing any work. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haloscott3 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but it's updated too much and gets a mind of its own and slices you in half by making an alliance with the desktop fan. I wish we could all be friends and go corrupt some other group of guys wishs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mweddle Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 But we are not because obama aproved the stimulis bill. I wish that i had a pet pony that ate grilled cheese sandwiches Clicky Here For My Defence Pure GUide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A Guide To Range Tanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted. However, it eats so many sandwiches that it dies of constipation. I wish I could legally download any song I wanted for free. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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