Hopefully there's a session sometime today >.>

what game? do you even know what im talking about?

You obviously just copied part of the game script from FInal Death Wish on Mofunzone. You get a chainsaw, buy a laser sight, and it goes through a script that is EXACTLY THE SAME (minus the spelling errors) as what you just posted.

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nex, its also on kongregate. anbd yeah, i did. i was jsut saying ait was a funny convo!

Tonight, I'll be having a Dungeoneering session btw, if three people are interested. Please use common sense. If you are the only one on the tavern, then don't say you're here yet.

I'm Here.

 

Tavern is actually pretty full today.

I know there are at least four others on except you.

 

 

Håkon tries to remember what happened during his inactivity (only important stuff) while attempting to create an animated quartz badger that obeys him.

I'm here. Gonna wait for the "Go ahead" before posting.

Okay, I don't perfectly remember where everyone was, but I think they were all in the vicinity of the volcano. So.

 

-Everyone

 

With a hideous and gleeful laugh, the fearsome mage fired a huge wave of soot at the adventurers, before passing on towards the village. By the time the party recovered, the One had reached the top of the volcano. He turned and held his hands palms down towards the magma below, and a white elm staff rose from the depths of the abyss and returned to the One once more. He quickly turned to the adventurers, waved goodbye, and fell backwards into the volcano.

 

Suddenly, the volcano begins to erupt and belch soot and smoke. Thanks to Grim's knowledge, he realizes that the volcano is a shield volcano, even though it is quite steep and jagged, and will erupt smooth and runny lava. And thanks to Mather's thinking, the party is informed of a small burrow in the volcano, maybe a place to escape the running lava?

Grim attempts to widen the burrow on the volcano to allow escape.

Hmm. my Tairn is just going to use black magick to charm everyone with an accuracy incantation, and advise if we go to the burrow that the geomancers cover the entrance AND the cave with us between so if its just a lava vent, we wont get burned.

-Grim

 

The burrow grows large enough to fit a portly noble.

 

-Tairn

 

The adventurers feel a slight boost of assuredness in their ability to hit targets.

 

+0.1 Black magic

Grim attempts to go through the burrow using geomancy scans to make sure it will not collapse or generally screw up.

Focusing deeply Tairn strokes the ground while following Grim, trying to figure out what had caused the energy to be absorbed into the ground when she had tried to cast the Aura. She keeps Jen's staff pointed at Grim, ready to cast a suppression barrier around him should something bad happen.

-Everyone entering the burrow

 

After a seemingly long time in a rather narrow passageway, you emerge in relatively small room with a few rocky outcrops. Attached to the room is a narrow stairwell, leading further into the volcano. You detect nothing out of the ordinary in this specific room.

 

-Tairn

 

Through some magical inquiry and Grim's extensive knowledge into magic, you quickly realize that the "layers" of the underworld are sandwiched together. Like the lava in the rivers receives its heat from a lower plane, the aura of magic which was cast into the ground was absorbed into the lower plane.

Hui attempts to rip open his skull telekentically and pop his brain out in an attempt to kill himself.

Håkon follows, attempting to keep the lava at a fafe distance using geomancy and allomancy.

Grim does a geomancy scan and attempts to switch to thermal vision before going on looking for traps as he goes.

Circling around the room Tairn taps the base of the staff to the floor, testing it for hidden triggers before moving towards the stairwell.

 

EDIT: lol grim, same ideas at the same time xD

-Hui

 

Your incredibly feeble attempt happens to knock yourself unconcious.

 

-Hakon

 

The lava begins flowing down the volcano, leaving the area near the burrow and around the rest of the adventurers unscathed.

 

-Grim

 

You switch to thermal vision temporarily, before discovering that the extreme heat of the volcano would render you blind if you stayed on thermal for long, so you change back. You arrive in a more cave-like room with jagged edges. There seems to be intricately carved ditches in the floor interweaving and heading every which way, including deeper into the volcano. You notice two holes seemingly plugged by rock. One seems to be some sort of granite, while the other seems to be basalt.

 

-Tairn

 

The room seems rather ordinary and normal in every way. You arrive in the next room (see Grim's section).

Kemios was, I think, the only one NOT fighting around the volcano. He was talking to a transmog master about getting himself a new pet.

 

Continuing that, Kemios asks the transmog master what he would need for a phoenix.

(It's a shield volcano so...) Grim does a geomancy scan of the room looking for a way out. If none presents itself then he pulls out the granite plug.

Looking at the rocks and then the maze of ditches, I try to determine if the rocks would fit in the ditches if they fell. (I'm clearly trying to avoid an Indiana Jones moment here)

-Kemios

 

"Ah yes, a phoenix...A very respectable choice, a very wise one indeed! You will need a jar with the ashes of something that lived a life of great virtue, valor, and courageousness. That will be the most difficult task. You will also need to obtain a fire orb of natural make."

 

-Grim

 

You pull out the granite plug, and a small jet of lava streams out of the hole. It follows an intricate path, eventually filling half of the ditches in the room, before disappearing into the floor below. A rumbling begins in the bowels of the volcano, and the roof begins to move.

 

-Tairn

 

The rock seem to fit fine in the ditches, but you have a feeling it's purely coicidence.

Watching the changes in the room I stand next to Grim, suppression barrier at the ready. (Repels physical non magickal forces)