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Manifest Destiny

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We begin trying to hunt the plankton, while I send another group to scout some vegetation out

 

I also send some to train on eachother with their jaws to allow proficiency with the jaws

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Microb Bob instructs the other microbs to mve backwards and forth, making water currents which are directed at the walruses. This will confuse them if they are relying on some sort of sense of touch and water movement. Also it instructs them to all start flashing to confuse them visually.

 

Finally Microb Bob, being smaller(if this isn't true then obvouisly this doesn't happen) gets onto the back of one of the Walruses and tries to break into its brain/spine to kill it. If this is successful then he sneaks to the next one and does the same.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

Agrius attempts to send a friendly message to the plankton.

 

They then attempt to develop a primitive language which uses short bursts of sound.

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Icus and his group manage to hunt themselves lots of plankton. The other group encounters some wavy green stuff.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

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The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

I order a 5 of the microbes to eat the green stuff

 

I also send another 20 scouting out for the shore like, or a rocky formation that we could begin to construct a small home out

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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-Microb

 

The walruses seem unfazed by your distractive movement and move closer. Your people are itching for a headlong charge, but you're not sure if your people will win in that scenario.

 

-Agrius

 

The shellfish plankton seem to not have noticed you. However, you succeed in the beginnings of a "language." (Language at this stage is more like pheromones).

 

+0.3 Intelligence

+2 points

 

-Icu

 

The microbes eat the green stuff. They think it's tasty. The scouters encounter an orange mountain.

 

-Goa'uld

 

The goa'uld attempt to dance, but their lack of limbs make it hard. They try anyways, and end up making themselves dizzy.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

Icu

 

I order everyone to feast on the green stuff

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Would you like your people to eat as much as they can or just enough for them to survive?

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

I have my microbes do laps around the rubble of their old home.

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As much as they can, want to try induce a mitosis

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Agrius try to talk to the plankton again. They also coat the area in a thick layer of poison.

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Microb Bob orders an enspherement(like an encirclement....Since its 10 to 1 I should be able to manage that. The orders are to move out of the way of charging attacks, instead to ensphere them again and try to latch onto the back of them.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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-Steve

 

The microbes work themselves tirelessly, but they don't seem to be shedding weight...or their desire to eat. However, their flagella become stronger.

 

+0.5 Strength

 

-Icu

 

Your people binge themselves to the limit. Even though they are full, they continue to eat and eat, addicted to the new food. They soon become fat enough for mitosis. Unfortunately, they don't seem to like meat as much anymore.

 

+0.8 Gluttony

Loosely Vegetarian

+1 point

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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-Agrius

 

Your pack manages to break the concentration of the shellfish plankton and they come out of their shells. They send a message to you that you somehow understand.

 

"What do you want?"

 

+0.2 Intelligence

 

-Goa'uld

 

Your pack tries to communicate, but they don't have anything to talk about. Perhaps it's time to send some explorers out into the world? Their minds seem duller, because they haven't been stimulated.

 

-Microb

 

Your tactics work perfectly and each of the walrus-planktons are being latched onto by one of your microbes. They try to throw you off, but they can't.

 

+0.3 Combat

+2 points

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

Icu

 

To help control our diets, we feast upon the dead plankton we hunted a few actions back

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

A pack of five goa'ulds tries searching the suriunding waters for pray, allies and possibly bonuses (like part-coins).

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Microb Bob declares superiority and orders the deaths of 15 of the walruses, the other 5 are given the choice of subserviance or death.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

The microbes keep swimming around (I need to get the flagellums strong enough for quick movement) before trying mitosis again.

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-Icu

 

Your plan works well and your people are strictly omnivores again. However, they've grown lazier from eating a lot.

 

+0.2 Gluttony

 

-Goa'uld

 

The five goa'ulds do not return for days. Your pack gets worried. After they return, they are bruised and battered.

 

-Microb

 

The walruses refuse to be subservient. As they buck, your microbes attempt to kill them. Unfortunately, their teeth are too weak to damage the walruses (bad roll) and they are thrown off. The walruses pounce, killing ten of your microbes. (90 remaining).

 

-Steve

 

The microbes begin to get tired. Maybe they're a bit too fat right now and need some rest. (How many microbes do you have btw?)

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

Icu

 

Are we able to do mitosis?

 

If not

 

I order them to work off the meal by trying to make a home on the orange mountain

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Agrius asks the plankton if they would like to be friends, due to them being immune to the poison, and thus making it easier for them to defend themselves.

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(I have 200 right now) Steve has his microbes rest before continuing swimming around.

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