The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Ra has the five goa'uld tell what happened. Eggs? Anyone care to take over for me? Karate-class starts in 15 min. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 (Yep, 190. Sorry about that) -Microb Your microbes begin an encirclement strategy and somewhat succeed. They lash out, damaging 5 of the walruses. It seems that the walruses don't seem daunted. Perhaps you need to think of another strategy. Nearby you see a pile of small rocks, a piece of green wavy stuff, and a school of sardines. -Icu You might be able to mitosize, but it probaly won't fix your weight problem -Agrius The shellfish plankton sends you a message. It seems serene. "We're sending a message to the gods above the surface of the water. Every day, they seem to drop bounties to us from above the water. The food is very delicious. We're asking them if they can bring us with them. Would you like to join us on our quest?" -Steve Your microbes begin to grow bored of exercise. They long for life closer to the surface of the water. +2 points+0.1 Intelligence Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Agrius decides to go along with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Ok We begin trying to scout around the orange mountain and trying to make a new home out of it It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Steve sends 10 scouts up closer to the surface of the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Goa'uld The scouts are too traumatized to say anything. The eggs have not hatched. -Agrius "Stand in a circle around us, hand in hand. Then we shall chant praises to the gods, until our bounty for the day is brought from the place beyond the sea!" One of the shellfish plankton point at the sky. -Icu Your people build a small living space for the mountain. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Steve Your scouts return with exciting news, fat from eating. "The surface of the water! It's...soo beautiful. We managed to evade some large beasts, but there are so many things to eat there!" Your population becomes incredibly excited and long for the surface. +4 points (you rolled two twenties in a row! Amazing!) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Icu We begin to try making our own language up by snapping our jaws and releasing different pheromones It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 The pheromones seem to have awakened the mountain! It begins shaking, destroying the work that was done earlier. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Icu We begin scurrying away, we try scurry to some sort of rocky formation (not the one from earlier) or possibly the shore (but not the surface) and try burrow in there It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Sorry, I have to go. I'll be back later. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Microb Bob tries to herd the sardines by organising the Microbs to look like a large fish by all glowing in formation. The plan is to show mastery over the animals, hopefully putting off the walruses. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Icu Your microbes don't seem to have found another home. You see a large piece of wavy green things floating in the current. -Microb Bob The microbes succeed in glowing and herding the sardines, and the walruses are a bit impressed. They dance a jig in perfect time to prove that they are superior. +0.2 Glowing+0.1 Intelligence+1 point -Rocco The five microbes do not find another piece of floating algae, except they do find a large shell, much larger than the microbes. The twenty microbes gather lots of algae, good for quite a while. +0.3 Intelligence+2 points Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Microb Bob gives instructions for a complicated light show in order to impress the walruses. It will be the story of the wise microb who ate his fallen comrade(What where you expecting the works of Will Shakescrob...they are simple creatures), which is also the first chapter in the book of Archi...which will be handed down from generation to generation. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Icu We try find a nearby rock formation or wall sort of thing to create a home It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Scouts? Eggs? They should have recovered/hatched now. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Rocco They find the shell is clamped shut, but perhaps an enterprising microbe might open it? -Microb Bob They interpret your story as "There once was a walrus who ate his children." They wonder why you tell the story of the boogeyman to grown adults. -Icu Your people journey for quite a while...until they see a precarious rock formation that lunges out of the water. The area is rich with resources. Can everyone remind me which area they started in? I seem to have forgotten to write it down. :) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Tropic AND FINALLY something going right We try make a home out of the rocky formation, while I send a few scouts to check the resources It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Mather, you have to actually do something to help your scouts. Can't let them go psychotic! Also, every post you make, I make a roll on whether your eggs hatch. Instead of killing them off when I roll a 1, I say that they didn't hatch. :) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Not as easy as it looks eh? Arctic. Microb Bob doesn't know this and so moves on to the next story. The heroic protection of the hole in the fish....better translated as the Triumph of the Will. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Thanks, I guess. Ra attempts to calm the scouts down, he offers them a bit of the leftover blood and guides them over to the group where they are asked to slowly tell what happened. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Icu Your scouts return with excellent news! Every day, a school of sardine-plankton swim by to grave on the wavy green stuff. There also seems to be...something shiny? -Rocco Your microbes manage to open the shell a crack. They see a glistening light on the inside. Unfortunately, the shell snaps back shut, thankfully killing no one. +1 point+0.1 Strength -Microb Bob The walruses don't know this story and sit down to listen. (Tell the story :P) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The entire race scouts to the shiny thing (we like shiny!!!) It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Steve sends 100 microbes up above the wavy green stuff to look around and try to establish a place of residence. He then orders the other 100 to undergo mitosis after exercising a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 The scouts begin to tell their story with EM pulses. It's hard to decipher. "The clowns played with us from the bottom. They're coming to fun us. Get ready...for the birthday party." Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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