Seraphi Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Agrius grow bored and drift around some more, looking for something to kill and eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Calm down," Ra sais, "explain it as thouroughly as possible, nice and slow, and many long, unmistakable words." Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Microb Bob takes 2 hours to explain the story:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcFuHGHfYwE http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Icu Your microbes flock around a very shiny yellow object. It is about twice the size of one of your microbes. -Steve Your scouts get very close to the surface of the water. Suddenly, tragedy strikes! A large mass slams into them, killing 50 of them. The rest return to the pack. The others fail to mitosize. Many are curious as to what that mass was. +3 points -Rocco The 15 microbes refuse to give up on the shell and stay nearby. The search parties travel outwards and should be back after the next action. -Agrius Your people spot a pack of dolphin-plankton biting something near the surface of the water. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Agrius sends a team of 10 microbes to check what the dolphin plankton are doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 We begin worshipping the light (Yes we love SHINY that much) Also we begin exercising to reduce weight then undergo a mitosis It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Goa'uld The scouts are offended by the way you talk about their mothers, and refuse to talk anymore. Meanwhile, you hear the water currents rushing. -Microb Bob The walrus-plankton cheerily accept the message of the story, and demand that you become their inferiors, because they are of the superior race. -Rocco The shell doesn't seem to budge. Nearby you see a piece of twig that broke off from overhead (the surface). Maybe you could try to use that to your advantage? Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Steve has his microbes eat a small amount and asks the scouts to slowly recount what hit them. He then has his microbes go into mitosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Microb Bob says that it will only submit to Archi, who is God. It asks do the Walruses believe in Archi? http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Steve Your microbes tell you that the mass was larger than the horizon and slammed into them in a single second. They don't know what happened. Your microbes are not full enough to undergo mitosis (when you fail, they lose the fat buildup). -Rocco The Microbes successfully hold the shell partially open with the twig. The glistening is even more intense now. +0.7 Strength (Rolled a 20 :)) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 We begin worshipping the light (Yes we love SHINY that much) Also we begin exercising to reduce weight then undergo a mitosis It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 (Whoops, I missed a lot of posts back there) -Agrius The dolphins seem to be attacking a leviathan floating on the surface of the water. Your people are interested in exploring further. +0.2 Intelligence+1 point -Icu Your people feel that they should move the shiny thing to a safer location (it's only two microbes large). They exercise and gain strength, but the lost weight makes it unable for them to mitosize. +0.3 Strength -Microb Bob The walruses say that they worship the Ross, who is god. They begin to explain his qualities, and you find that they share similar beliefs. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Agrius creates a thick poison field and waits for something to die in it, so they can eat. They also send 50 more microbes to help the dolphin plankton.They then undergo mitosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Steve has his microbes eat enough for them to undergo mitosis again (he has them undergo mitosis while exercising) he then tries to start a movement based language with them (think what bees do) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 A swarm of torpedo-plankton (they're a fish like thing that travels fast like a torpedo) speeds through your poison field. They feel injured, but they're too fast for you to stop. +0.3 poison Unfortunately, 40 of your 50 microbes are killed by the leviathan's flailing, though the other 10 gain new insights on fighting the leviathan. +0.2 Combat+1 point Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 We feast upon the green stuff till we feel ready to under go mitosis, then under go mitosis It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Realising the similiary Microb Bob tells the Walruses of the secret truth, given to it by Archi, itself...Archi has a sibling! Indeed! Jerry, the first God split into Ross and Archi, but then Jerry died, and Ross and Archi devoured it together. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Steve Your people mitosize, giving you 400 microbes. They feel bloodthirsty, and ready for a battle. -Icu The people successfully mitosize. Suddenly, a strange thing happens. One of your microbes give birth to a live child! You now have the option of giving birth to live children or continuing mitosizing. (How many microbes do you have now? It doubled from before.) -Microb Bob You convert them to your side, and they've agreed to join your group...On one condition. You must help them break the surface and get closer to their god. +0.3 Zealotry Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Microb Bob agrees to their terms, infact it has a great plan. The Microbs will give all their points to the Walruses so that the Walruses can evolve, on condition that the Walruses will let the Microbs live within them to explore the surface world. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 (So do you basically want the walruses to be your new creature?) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Well double what we normally start with So I guess 200? We stay with mitosis, live birth under water can get weird, and mitosis doesnt need a partner, live birth does I try to experiment, I get 2 willing volunteers to try and fuse into one much larger and stronger microorganism It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 No... I want to live as a parasite, living off other more developed lifeforms so that I can focus on growing more intelligent until eventually I emerge, like butterfly with a rocket launcher. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 The walruses refuse. They encourage the Casthens that they are already so close to achieving the walrus-level lifestyle (2 points away). -Icu The two volunteers fuse into a single microorganism. You find they are stronger, but that they are as dumb as rocks. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Grrrr.Microb Bob goes and tries to get the hoard eaten by a sardine. [joke] Microb Bob goes is seach of a large fish to eat them all. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I thought we were dumb as rocks anyway? that means I have 199 guys left I get 38 more to fuse to make 20 strong micro organisms (fighting force) Leaving me with 180 It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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