Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Oh god O_O We scurry back to our nest, they shouldnt be able to get in It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Steve You encounter the massive whale plankton. +1 point -Agrius Your species seems to change overnight. They now have a proto-probiscis which can feed on meat and plants, as well as used as a weak stabbing weapon. You now have 1 point remaining. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Agrius floods the surrounding water with poison, and makes occassional ventures onto the dry sand, to increase their resistance to the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Icu The monkfish band knocks on the door frame. "We come seeking the holy grail. Would you happen to know where to find it?" -Agrius You succeed in flooding the surronding waters with poison. Unfortunately, you'll have to risk your people in venturing onto dry land. Maybe one of them will show promise? Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 We ask about the holy grail, and if they too share our religious views It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The goa'ulds attack in a cone formation. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I have my 400 microbes (?) swarm around one of the whale plankton and start jabbing it with their horns. If others attack then we retreat and use our superior speed to outrun them and hit them with hit and run attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Icu "What is there to know about the holy grail? It's a shiny thing! Oooooh, it looks like you have it there." The monkfishes start trying to scurry into your lair to see the shiny thing. -Goa'ulds Your cone attack failz (wow, another below 5). The shark-planktons strike with deadly accuracy, 10 more killed. 270 remaining. -Steve The whale plankton (just one) starts crying out and dies. It starts floating upwards. +0.3 Combat -Rocco Your microbes bring the shiny thing back to the colony. Many of them wonder what it is. Your microbes succeed in bringing back enough food to sustain the colony. +0.2 Strength Your search parties come back at the same time and tell you tales of the far lands. They start talking at the same time, and you wonder which one you should listen to first. +5 points Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I'm confused, I thought it stopped shining after its light source (the light from the sun reflecting on the ocean) was taken away :S I ask them for a partnership in religion, telling them if we can share each others power we can reach the light more quickly It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The goa'uld start randomly jabbing away with their jolters. I'll lol if this one works better, Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Agrius decides to sacifice half of it's numbers to find the ones with the most resistance to the air.They continue flooding the area with poison and killing anything nearby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Great now I feel bad for it... I have 100 of my people carry the whale plankton down below the wavy green thing before having my people feast upon it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 The monkfish realise that the object stopped shining as well. "Wait, that's not the holy grail...Come on people, let's keep moving." The monkfish start to leave, ignoring the rest of your sentence. -Goa'uld You fail to damage the shark-plankton, but you prevent them from attacking one action turn. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I send a few search parties up closer to the light, while I send a few other parties to hunt for food It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Agrius 150 of your bravest Agriusians (they're not really microbes anymore) venture out into the air. They travel about ten feet in, before 145 of them topple over, writhe, and die. The remaining five return to the colony with some basic lungs. Bonus Acquired for 5 Souls: Basic Lungs -Grim Your people have a great feast and grow obese. You've learned that your people will soon be as fat as Americans if they continue eating this way. +0.6 Gluttony+0.3 Whaling Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 At least it did somethig. The goa'uld attempt to flank-attack the shark-plankton. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I have my people exercise before having them go into mitosis. I then have them go closer to the surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Microb Bob says to explore their home, wondering if there are any other areas they can get to, and if any other fish have arrived yet. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 The Icuwangans travel closer to the light, and have an enlightenment. The search parties find no food. +0.7 Piety+3 points -Goa'uld Your attack strikes well, killing five sharks. The remaining fifteen turn even more aggressive. +0.5 Electric+0.2 Combat Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The 5 with the basic lungs attempt to transfer the gene into a new generation through use of meiosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Wait Meiosis I thought was sexual stuff? Doesn't that make X4? We decide to leave our home, but we carry the non shiny thing with us as it is still a holy relic as it founded our religion It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Steve Steve's group returns to the surface. They spot a pack of Narwhal-Plankton. They fail mitosis. -Microb Bob Your new home is much brighter than your old home...and much colder. There appear to be bountiful krill-plankton nearby. +0.3 Cold Resistance+2 points -Ross The gene spreads to about 50 microbes in total. The remaining 100 without the genes are a threat to the gene, as it may die off in an area without oxygen from the air. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The goa'uld attempt the flank attack again, making sure only to point the jolting bit at the plankton. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Steves group sends 20 microbes as emissaries and attempts meiosis to breed stronger flagellum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 -Rocco The search parties have returned to tell you news. You sent a lot of them, so they're all talking at the same time. You need to choose one to listen to. -Icu Your people find two locations for a new home. One is in a crevice about five feet below their previous point, and another is on the edge of a growth of moss near the surface of the water. -Goa'uld The goa'uld circle back with surprising speed and kill the rest of the Shark-plankton before they can react. You have a bad feeling there will be more of them following the trail. +0.4 Electric+2 points -Steve The Narwhals ignore the Emissaries...It looks like they're hunting. Also, a few of your population develop stronger flagellum, but they'll probaly die out since they are few in number. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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