"kan i hav sam rune staff plz"

 

 

 

"I don't think there is a staff made of rune..."

 

 

 

"i wunt dragen staff then plz plz pzl"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I didn't know he meant "stuff" but then again i didn't know what the crap he was even trying to say)

This cracked me up when I saw it in a sig.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when im first entering the wild i think that i can win over newb.But when i enter it an air wave and i got die.i lost my silverlight,blurite sword and everything.But luckily i can smith iron into stuff

Some noob said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At what level can you fish dolphins?

I have a post from the runescape forums that i have copy pasted to a note pad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Runescape, Recent update forums

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"hoo hats the knew mane pag sey i"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This post was about 5 weeks after this update occured for the new main page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he had 6 pages of people calling him nothing but a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny stuff

"I'm reporting you for reporting me!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A lot of posts here are lots more funny than mine.

check my sig for a couple of quotes from this forum. the second one is in regards to a story i wrote and that was the... i wanna say, first sentence in his reply to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

as for RS, the funniest thing to happen to me recently was this summerized story:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im killing guards in al karhid for fun and a noob walks up to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: "ill by ur rmr" (i was wearing rune, save for an addy plate and yes, thats the actual spelling he used)

 

 

 

me: "sorry, nfs"

 

 

 

noob: "nfs?"

 

 

 

me: "not for sale"

 

 

 

noob: "then ill hack ur accnt. say by 2 ur accnt ill hve pass in 1 hour"

 

 

 

(/me hits the report button)

 

 

 

(a few seconds later)

 

 

 

me: "thanks for giving me the time to report you."

 

 

 

noob: "then ill report u. ur gonna be banned"

 

 

 

me: "for what? i havent done anything to be banned for. you have no case and will probably be black marked for false reporting."

 

 

 

(noob logs off)

 

 

 

3 or 4 people around me: "gj, man, that guy was dumb. what a noob he was. i hope you reported him twice cause we all did. i hope hes banned."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it was kinda funny at the time, but i guess you had to be there.

lol saw this one, and loved it :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"What is it about rs that makes me feel drunk?.... Oh yeah... The beer..."

I go commando under my armour w00t

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Women look better then men rangers

 

 

 

^ I was ranging in CW....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My...Is rubbin on the wall =\

 

 

 

^He followed someone on the wall in CW. (Imagine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Erm...I'll drool the other way instead

 

 

 

^Don't ask...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I really feel like a cold beer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D

some neeb said ill tell u my bra size if you be my boyfriend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that was gold, and another one aaages ago back in classic i was doin vampire slayer headin up to draynor and i see two guys standin at the gates out the front and one of em said, be careful cos we are entering the wilderness. ahh good times.

 

mine is really funny

 

 

 

its : "how i mine for fish?"

LMAO. VGCATS RAWKS!! yes!! someone else on these boards actually reads it!! yess!! hahaha! classic dude, classic (i totally want that shirt)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i read it to 8)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hay a grl lets cyber! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u think andrew gower is bachelor or has a gf\wife

 

 

 

well he gotta be bachelor else he didnt made this game

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where do i get make up

 

 

 

 

 

 

(he wanted to have a mime mask)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

told a rlfriend how to do rune mystery quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

and then down this ladder?

 

 

 

yes...

 

 

 

no i aint going coz i saw a skeleton once down there!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

This is my quote but Zoidern (spell check? ) used it in his sig

 

 

 

Every thread 'bout Doomark makes me laugh irl

MELT IN HELL!!!!

 

 

 

when fighting ice warriors/giants, 50% fitting 50% funny(?), and anyone like my sig, its about "trowing a imp" lol.

I usualy talk about selling my kittey when she grows up for deaths

Read the quote in my sig.

This one was in the wildi:

 

 

 

if you kill me, i will cry irl and go emo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also, read the quote im my sig =P

Read my sig lol!

I'm looking through the ol' Pics folder, and found a couple old conversations that someone might find mildly amusing. By pure coincidence, they are both when I was at the Phasmatys farming patch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him: Ur almost like that snot face zezima

 

 

 

Him: Only ur not a snot face

 

 

 

Me: Wow, thanks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lilyuffie88: Creap

 

 

 

Me: Yes?

 

 

 

Lilyuffie88: How u start farming?

look in my sig

 

 

 

 

 

 

That word in your sig is spelled wrong.

I was slaying a couple of days ago, talking to a pure friend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pure: lol, im in 53 wild ranging fire giants

 

 

 

pure: I have 71k iron arrows, full blk, a whip, and 44k cannonballs

 

 

 

Me: And a cannon right?

 

 

 

pure: No, actually i was planning to throw them at the giants

"what lvl im?

i saw this one in a sig:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~The sentence below is correct~

 

 

 

~The sencence up is false~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ppl say stupid stuff like this in the game:

 

 

 

guy1: i have full rune [t]

 

 

 

guy2 :i know, its 3,5 m

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^that was in the time when it was worth 900k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

him: im playing

 

 

 

me: with yourself

 

 

 

(had this in my sig but it was removed...)

one of the mods were in town and someone asked "do u get free members if u mod? make me mod."

Welcome to Runescape: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls are the FBI... :lol:

"Go away! I'm trying to feed my pet rock!"

 

 

 

"By the power of custard!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I was fighting that mad guy, he sad too many strange things...I now use the quote right above this line as my own. 8)

 

mine is really funny

 

 

 

its : "how i mine for fish?"

LMAO. VGCATS RAWKS!! yes!! someone else on these boards actually reads it!! yess!! hahaha! classic dude, classic (i totally want that shirt)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I read it also. ;D Dr. Hobo rocks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mine is;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Why do I have a face?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I said it to some guy. And he said stuff. And we all laughed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The end.