I'm a noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funniest quote ever :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kidding. But seriously.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Say what?

My quote is more of a conversation that happened to me earlier today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

State Raised:"Hey, nice med.(he was wearing a dragon med,just being nice)"

 

 

 

Him:"Thanks, but no one ever says nice legs though, and they cost more."

 

 

 

State Raised:"That's because it does not really sound right saying nice legs, but if you want me to, hey man nice legs."

 

 

 

Him:"Sorry i'm not gay."

 

 

 

State Raised:"Lol, I fell right into that one didn't I?"

 

 

 

Him:"That you did."

haha thats a good one ^

mines always the age old quote of:

 

 

 

"phr33 st00f pl0x"

 

 

 

that always cracks me up so much iv started paying people to say it :lol:

here's a good one, saw it in someone's sig, but i don't remember who it is.

where is runescape?

and that was an in game quote too, thats what made it great.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I never knew people even paid attention to my sig. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had alot of great quotes saved on my old computer, but theres a couple on this one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hoo has the armoure trimed whit?"

 

 

 

"Hoo is wearing a bunny hat thingy?"

 

 

 

and that "Where is runescape" of course.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was one person asking where to catch various fish, such as "Shaek" "Stuna" "Anchoveee" "Herrie" and "Lubster", I've still got a picture of me telling my friend all that as well.

look in my sig

urm, ure sigs quite funny actually hammy - randopm event on 11/27/05 :? its 11/26/05 today....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: You changed your sig

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zaelon said that to me ages ago.. way before he scammed my yellow phat and blocked me since..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And hammy, nice avvy lol.

lol i havent got such a funny runescape life but i love yours :D keep em coming.

i remember one

 

 

 

dont read this!

 

 

 

ha! u just read that! :D

"its like free to play on stereoids"<----jolly-folly's coment to members.

 

 

 

"put down the crack pipe and step slowly away from the computer"

those r really funny keep them coming

My quote is more of a conversation that happened to me earlier today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

State Raised:"Hey, nice med.(he was wearing a dragon med,just being nice)"

 

 

 

Him:"Thanks, but no one ever says nice legs though, and they cost more."

 

 

 

State Raised:"That's because it does not really sound right saying nice legs, but if you want me to, hey man nice legs."

 

 

 

Him:"Sorry i'm not *."

 

 

 

State Raised:"Lol, I fell right into that one didn't I?"

 

 

 

Him:"That you did."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: That's exactly the kind of thing that would happen to me

Here's a quote I didn't get from Tip.It or Runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If pratice makes perfect and there's no such thing as perfect then why pratice?

urm, ure sigs quite funny actually hammy - randopm event on 11/27/05 :? its 11/26/05 today....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: You changed your sig

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I changed it because I didnt like it. When I made it it WAS the 27th, so we are on different timezones.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks I like my avvy too :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh I got another one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Free players get what the pay for. Oh wait, they don't pay"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not really funny but oh so true.

:lol: That's exactly the kind of thing that would happen to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Atleast i'm not the only one. :|

I think he's using an auto pker

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I heard that as a quote somewhere on this forum, dunno where tho :lol:

I saw this one in someones sig

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm big where it counts :(

no pic no proof

Sometime ago there was a post on glitched levels and Oerrg said something along these lines:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Due to quantam theory, glitched levels only exist if you believe they exist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thing is, it makes sence o.O

Someone came up to me on f2p and asked: "Where am i?"

 

 

 

I reply: "earth"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the other one was when i told a mate about churning milk, cuz he'd never heard of it... I told him to look under cooking, then diary... his reaction was:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hehe butter"

Random Guy in bank: Ill buy ur rune scimmy 20K.

 

 

 

Me: No, sorry.

 

 

 

Random: Noob gimme it.

 

 

 

Me: No

 

 

 

Random private messages me: I reported you give me your rune scimmy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:)

haha! Its so funny when people say they report you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One time im in the bank going "Buying all ess" and this guy says "dedly if u dont give me 400 ess i report you" I didnt say anything about it tho :lol: I did take a screenie tho!

Lol, im mining ess right now. These are some funny quotes.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis=a really long word for a bad disease you get when you breath bad volcano air.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in other news...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

here's and excerpt from the same comic featuring the "how i mine for fish?" deal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"GAWD it's SO hot out. hot like my butt, which really isn't that hot. not with that face growing out of it. if you touch it you can see the future. you know like that total recall movie. only totally not!. they ripped me off. *points rear end toward listener* would you like to see the future?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

absolute gold

I'm walking in Varrock and all of a sudden a noob comes into view. I walked straight past him and he begins to follow me. After a while if gets annoying and i say "What?" and he doesn't reply. After a few minutes he finally says something. "Giv mee fre muni". I started laughing when he said this because he managed to get every word spelt wrong. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I turn around and begin whacking him with my rubber chicken saying "die". He begins to panic so he walks away, then runs. He must of had a slow comp cause I was keeping up with him and I was walking. This was real funny cause I was walking around Varrock, whacking this noob while he was shouting "help" in the distance. Everyone was laughing.