m0nkeym0j030 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Ok so this year ive been getting bad grades, and report cards come in the mail. So i always beat my parentsto the mailbox. i flush them down the toilet. and now thee are 2 leaks in my house. The last time i flushed one down was in april. do you think I am responsible for the 2 leaks in the house? (bleep) All haters I see, Cause I hate that you breath, I see you duck you little punk you lil freakin disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I think you could've found a more efficient way to deal with them :P ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Your parents are the ones responsible. If they would've gotten to the mailbox on time none of this would have happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Well, now it's too late to tell him what he should've done. All we can say is, hope for the best, OP. It's best you don't do an finger-pointing. American politicians do it all the time, and look where it gets them (nowhere). ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowman_133 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForsakenMage Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 The ink on the report cards probably washed off by now, or at least became unintelligible due to other things being flushed down the toilet. <_< I doubt the plumber's going to pull out the wad and flatten it out to figure out what was inside the pipes. Adventurer's Log || YouTube || Facebook || Tip.it Times Work || Wanna Join the Editorial Panel?Maxed Out 01 October 2012 PDT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friedtomato7 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I can never understand how anyone can get a bad grade. I put in like 2 percent of my brainpower and i still get straight A's while my cousins and some of my friends have difficulty maintaining a C. "Zamorak pjed Zaros. He would have won 1v1." The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order-BrianPickrell"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that now one ever knew before. But in poetry, its the exact opposite." Paul Dirac, 1902-1984 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutters Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Apparently your toilet can only swallow one kind of [cabbage]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 We are obviously not qualified to answer your question. You need to go to Yahoo answers, they can help you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myweponsg00d Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I can never understand how anyone can get a bad grade. I put in like 2 percent of my brainpower and i still get straight A's while my cousins and some of my friends have difficulty maintaining a C. Its almost like different people have different abilities. Crazy Need assistance in any of these skills? PM me in game, my private chat is always ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I can never understand how anyone can get a bad grade. I put in like 2 percent of my brainpower and i still get straight A's while my cousins and some of my friends have difficulty maintaining a C. I'm like you, I didn't study at all in highschool and had straight A's. I think it's the motivation they don't have. Meh I wanted to get out of school as fast as I could and did what I could to do it :P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 The ink on the report cards probably washed off by now, or at least became unintelligible due to other things being flushed down the toilet. <_< I doubt the plumber's going to pull out the wad and flatten it out to figure out what was inside the pipes.Maybe not the plumber, but the parents will know what those sheets of paper are. ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Obviously the paper will be all in pieces, water + paper = paper paste, it's probably not what made the leaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Well, I have to ask - do they not wonder where the report card is? Paper can preserve in water :P Your parents could recover your report card "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 @Das, some schools don't give report cards and some don;t inform the parents. I flushed dirty mags down the toilet when i was immature and a younger teenager to hide them from my parents. But yeah, its been long enough for the paper to "hit the fan". The ink should be "smeared". [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Try using a deep cleanser. If that doesn't work, apply constant firm pressure and alert the authorities. If he keeps throwing up there may be permanent water damage and you might have to reboot. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic. "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic. To add on: Drink lots of mountain dew or water. That'll make you piss a lot. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic. To add on: Drink lots of mountain dew or water. That'll make you piss a lot. Yeah, or something with lots of caffeine. That'll make you go. Oh, Das it depends on certain medical conditions and what you eat and how hydrated you are, but urine is usually slightly basic due to dissolved Ammonia or NH3 in the body which turns into urea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neos_Matrix Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 You could have burned the report cards, instead of flushing them down the toilet. Flushing down the toilet: People have a chance of retrieving them. Burning them: Gets rid of it, with no sign of evidence (except ashes) :thumbup: Barrows Items: 1x Dharok's Platelegs, 1x Veracs's Plateskirt, 1x Dharok's Greataxe, 2x Torag's Platelegs, 1x Akrisae's War Mace, 1x Ahrim's Robeskirt, 3x Akrisae's Robetop, 1x Guthan's Warspear, 1x Akrisae's Robeskirt, 1x Torag's Helm, 2x Verac's Brassard, 1x Karil's Pistol Crossbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 or hell, just pour cans of coke in your toliet and flush - That stuff is super acidic (This is sarcasm, I know pee isn't acidic) "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Sometimes rebooting can cause red spots, so don't be afraid to lead with your left foot. The instructions should explain how to marinate the meat properly. If you keep having problems, feel free to PM me with any questions. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I once chucked mine out due to a 65 in Spanish. Best bet? Don't dispose of it at home. Slip it in your pocket, and take it to a dumpster somewhere, shred it, and dump it in there. Gone forever. Also, less obvious than setting it on fire. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 or hell, just pour cans of coke in your toliet and flush - That stuff is super acidic Or you know, drain cleaner, or hospital grade disinfectant which is just sodium hypchlorite, sodium hydroxide and hypochloric acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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