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Yeah. Because charred remains of paper are totally legible! How about manning up and showing your parents your stupid grades?

What loser takes responsibility for something that's solely their fault?

The kind of loser that other losers shun, of course.

Tip for next time though: Toilets are not your friend for that very reason. Hide it with the junk mail.

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

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And you have MY WORD.

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There are easier ways of getting rid of paper...

Ripping is by faaar the most common one.

Burning it is my personal fav.

 

Flushing it.... um.

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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We need to archive this thread. Or at least burn it into all our memories, right up there with the Testicular torsion thread, and that one on ass hair.

Those threads still around?

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We need to archive this thread. Or at least burn it into all our memories, right up there with the Testicular torsion thread, and that one on ass hair.

Those threads still around?

 

Testicular Torsion is gone, I did a huge search for it years ago when I complied all the awesome forum threads. The ass hair thread is just a copypasta, you can find it everywhere on the internets.

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gone for you ;)

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

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AND MY LIGHTSABER

 

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This topic is getting fun.

 

It is catching up to "Ever caught them". Still have access to that Das?

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K so Lrn2scan your report card at a friends house onto computer and altar the grades

 

Or learn not to [kitty] out and show them the grades?

Because getting grounded for not getting all A's is totally fair :roll: what they dont know wont hurt them

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

twotowers-gimli1.jpg

 

 

AND MY LIGHTSABER

 

yoda_biography_3.jpg

 

 

AND MY EARS

 

 

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K so Lrn2scan your report card at a friends house onto computer and altar the grades

 

Or learn not to [kitty] out and show them the grades?

Because getting grounded for not getting all A's is totally fair :roll: what they dont know wont hurt them

It really is, actually. I would guess that you're in middle school which is easy as [bleep] to get A's in.

Nah I did it on purpose because i didnt care anymore

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

twotowers-gimli1.jpg

 

 

AND MY LIGHTSABER

 

yoda_biography_3.jpg

 

 

AND MY EARS

 

 

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Red leader standing by.

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

twotowers-gimli1.jpg

 

 

AND MY LIGHTSABER

 

yoda_biography_3.jpg

 

 

AND MY EARS

 

 

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Red leader standing by.

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I lol'd.

 

Pretty hard.

Holy crap where have you been

Everywhere, and nowhere.

 

Except Runescape. I haven't been there.

 

He's lieing.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

twotowers-gimli1.jpg

 

 

AND MY LIGHTSABER

 

yoda_biography_3.jpg

 

 

AND MY EARS

 

 

SpockVulcan.jpg

Red+Leader.jpg

Red leader standing by.

[hide]Red October standing by.

nautilus2.jpg

 

 

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Well, now it's too late to tell him what he should've done. All we can say is, hope for the best, OP.

 

It's best you don't do an finger-pointing. American politicians do it all the time, and look where it gets them (nowhere).

 

 

It actually gets them:

 

http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/uscongress/a/congresspay.htm

 

Paper cannot burst pipes. Unless you got a ba school that gives you like exploding report cards, then it may be your fault.

 

 

 

Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report card

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Or you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet.

 

 

Or go lil wayne style. Coke out and hope that while you're floating on marijuana streets and locked up behind xanex bars the leaks will stop leaking. BECAUSE NOTHING FLOWS LIKE LIL WAYNES [cabbage].

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

twotowers-gimli1.jpg

 

 

AND MY LIGHTSABER

 

yoda_biography_3.jpg

 

 

AND MY EARS

 

 

SpockVulcan.jpg

Red+Leader.jpg

Red leader standing by.

[hide]Red October standing by.

nautilus2.jpg

 

 

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n236034603359_3070.jpg

 

Carlos Spicy Wiener Here

 

AND MY RUBBER-CHICKEN-WITH-A-PULLEY-IN-THE-MIDDLE

 

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

twotowers-gimli1.jpg

 

 

AND MY LIGHTSABER

 

yoda_biography_3.jpg

 

 

AND MY EARS

 

 

SpockVulcan.jpg

Red+Leader.jpg

Red leader standing by.

[hide]Red October standing by.

nautilus2.jpg

 

 

[/hide]

n236034603359_3070.jpg

 

Carlos Spicy Wiener Here

 

AND MY RUBBER-CHICKEN-WITH-A-PULLEY-IN-THE-MIDDLE

 

chickeny.jpg

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

twotowers-gimli1.jpg

 

 

AND MY LIGHTSABER

 

yoda_biography_3.jpg

 

 

AND MY EARS

 

 

SpockVulcan.jpg

Red+Leader.jpg

Red leader standing by.

[hide]Red October standing by.

nautilus2.jpg

 

 

[/hide]

n236034603359_3070.jpg

 

Carlos Spicy Wiener Here

 

AND MY RUBBER-CHICKEN-WITH-A-PULLEY-IN-THE-MIDDLE

 

chickeny.jpg

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