Alg Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Yeah. Because charred remains of paper are totally legible! How about manning up and showing your parents your stupid grades?What loser takes responsibility for something that's solely their fault?The kind of loser that other losers shun, of course. Tip for next time though: Toilets are not your friend for that very reason. Hide it with the junk mail. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. And you have MY WORD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 There are easier ways of getting rid of paper...Ripping is by faaar the most common one.Burning it is my personal fav. Flushing it.... um. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db300 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 We need to archive this thread. Or at least burn it into all our memories, right up there with the Testicular torsion thread, and that one on ass hair.Those threads still around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 We need to archive this thread. Or at least burn it into all our memories, right up there with the Testicular torsion thread, and that one on ass hair.Those threads still around? Testicular Torsion is gone, I did a huge search for it years ago when I complied all the awesome forum threads. The ass hair thread is just a copypasta, you can find it everywhere on the internets. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 gone for you ;) "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. AND MY LIGHTSABER This topic is getting fun. It is catching up to "Ever caught them". Still have access to that Das? [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 At the very least, i hope you at least used it as toilet paper before flushing it down. You know, recycling and whatnot. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxingmck Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 K so Lrn2scan your report card at a friends house onto computer and altar the grades Or learn not to [kitty] out and show them the grades?Because getting grounded for not getting all A's is totally fair :roll: what they dont know wont hurt them Noobs: We pay we sayJaGeX: How much will you pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morses Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 burn it next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. AND MY LIGHTSABER AND MY EARS Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I lol'd. Pretty hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghjkl Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I lol'd. Pretty hard.Holy crap where have you been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 It is catching up to "Ever caught them". Still have access to that Das?You bet he does. It's not showing up around here any time soon though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxingmck Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 K so Lrn2scan your report card at a friends house onto computer and altar the grades Or learn not to [kitty] out and show them the grades?Because getting grounded for not getting all A's is totally fair :roll: what they dont know wont hurt themIt really is, actually. I would guess that you're in middle school which is easy as [bleep] to get A's in.Nah I did it on purpose because i didnt care anymore Noobs: We pay we sayJaGeX: How much will you pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. AND MY LIGHTSABER AND MY EARS Red leader standing by. [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. AND MY LIGHTSABER AND MY EARS Red leader standing by.[hide]Red October standing by. [/hide] Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I lol'd. Pretty hard.Holy crap where have you beenEverywhere, and nowhere. Except Runescape. I haven't been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I lol'd. Pretty hard.Holy crap where have you beenEverywhere, and nowhere. Except Runescape. I haven't been there. He's lieing. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celery Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 He's lieing. Lieing on what? ...Someone had to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gukiguy Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. AND MY LIGHTSABER AND MY EARS Red leader standing by.[hide]Red October standing by. [/hide] Carlos Spicy Wiener Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Well, now it's too late to tell him what he should've done. All we can say is, hope for the best, OP. It's best you don't do an finger-pointing. American politicians do it all the time, and look where it gets them (nowhere). It actually gets them: http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/uscongress/a/congresspay.htm Paper cannot burst pipes. Unless you got a ba school that gives you like exploding report cards, then it may be your fault. Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report cardJACK BAUER STYLEOr you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet. Or go lil wayne style. Coke out and hope that while you're floating on marijuana streets and locked up behind xanex bars the leaks will stop leaking. BECAUSE NOTHING FLOWS LIKE LIL WAYNES [cabbage]. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. AND MY LIGHTSABER AND MY EARS Red leader standing by.[hide]Red October standing by. [/hide] Carlos Spicy Wiener Here AND MY RUBBER-CHICKEN-WITH-A-PULLEY-IN-THE-MIDDLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNESCAPEfantasy Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 [hide]The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. AND MY LIGHTSABER AND MY EARS Red leader standing by.[hide]Red October standing by. [/hide] Carlos Spicy Wiener Here AND MY RUBBER-CHICKEN-WITH-A-PULLEY-IN-THE-MIDDLE [/hide]omfg lol i love you tif. so much <3: thank yous death <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 [hide]The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. You have my sword.And you have my bow. And MY AXE. AND MY LIGHTSABER AND MY EARS Red leader standing by.[hide]Red October standing by. [/hide] Carlos Spicy Wiener Here AND MY RUBBER-CHICKEN-WITH-A-PULLEY-IN-THE-MIDDLE [/hide]omfg lol i love you tif. so much <3: -.- cant work out how to use hidetags rofl some one tell me so i can hide this[hide][/hide] Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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