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I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic.

 

To add on:

 

Drink lots of mountain dew or water. That'll make you piss a lot.

 

Yeah, or something with lots of caffeine. That'll make you go.

 

Oh, Das it depends on certain medical conditions and what you eat and how hydrated you are, but urine is usually slightly basic due to dissolved Ammonia or NH3 in the body which turns into urea.

 

 

You could just pour a *puts on sunglasses* a "crap load" of Drano down your drain and it will clean everything up.

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you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic.

 

To add on:

 

Drink lots of mountain dew or water. That'll make you piss a lot.

 

Yeah, or something with lots of caffeine. That'll make you go.

 

Oh, Das it depends on certain medical conditions and what you eat and how hydrated you are, but urine is usually slightly basic due to dissolved Ammonia or NH3 in the body which turns into urea.

 

 

You could just pour a *puts on sunglasses* a "crap load" of Drano down your drain and it will clean everything up.

 

That's what I just said ... 5 posts up.

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Honestly I'm surprised no one has said this, but maybe you should play less RS and actually take your time and study for school? Which will get you further in life? Getting goods grades, getting accepted into college, and getting a decent job and having a successful future, OR playing RS, getting bad grades, not get accepted to college, work for the rest of your life, and make 20% less then you would have if you put the time and effort into school. Personally, I would go with the first. If the bad grades are completely unrelated to RS, then sorry, but that is my guess.

 

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I remember when I was a freshman I had a bet that I'd get all straight A's every trimester for every class and I think it was in Physics I got a B+ on the final so I took it, burnt it and mixed the ash into a painting I was painting and no one ever questioned where my report card was. I must say I think that was the most brilliant way of deposing of something without minimal trace evidence. Think more eccentrically next time and you won't get problems like that. Or you can just tell your parents you consumed large amounts of food from Sonic and the resulting load of defecation warped the pipes of your house causing leaks.

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Ok so this year ive been getting bad grades, and report cards come in the mail. So i always beat my parentsto the mailbox. i flush them down the toilet. and now thee are 2 leaks in my house. The last time i flushed one down was in april. do you think I am responsible for the 2 leaks in the house?

This is supposed to be funny? God, whoever you are, you are NOT funny. Quit [bleep]ing trolling this bull [cabbage].

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Two pieces of paper won't break a toilet and even if it did, he should be contacting a plumber not consulting TIF. If it even happened, of course.

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New meme?

 

"OTers flush report cards down their toilets?"

 

I thought it was anything to do with fat kookaburras.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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Think that OT'ers are super serial people who discuss serious things.

Read this thread.

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Apparently your toilet can only swallow one kind of [cabbage].

 

 

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I'm lovin' the sarcasm this thread is giving off.

 

Next time you get crappy grades, eat them. They'll flush better after ward ;)

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You've gotta be careful dude, the ink from the report cart will leak off and into the water system. You've just killed every fish in your local lake. I hope you're happy.

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Apparently your toilet can only swallow one kind of [cabbage].

 

 

:thumbup:

 

I'm lovin' the sarcasm this thread is giving off.

 

Next time you get crappy grades, eat them. They'll flush better after ward ;)

Hahahahaha!

Okay dude, you've got me one for one.

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Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report card

JACK BAUER STYLE

Or you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet.

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Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report card

JACK BAUER STYLE

Or you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet.

 

Just don't start with the head, it gets them all fuzzy.

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or hell, just pour cans of coke in your toliet and flush - That stuff is super acidic

 

Just be sure not to flush the empty cans.

 

And to be honest, you should have at least torn the papers up into little pieces before flushing.

SWAG

 

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