If you can't seem to find the right exit, there's a key on your graphing calculator that can perform such helpful functions. But first try to walk it off, the two-towed sloth is an endangered species after all.

you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic.

 

To add on:

 

Drink lots of mountain dew or water. That'll make you piss a lot.

 

Yeah, or something with lots of caffeine. That'll make you go.

 

Oh, Das it depends on certain medical conditions and what you eat and how hydrated you are, but urine is usually slightly basic due to dissolved Ammonia or NH₃ in the body which turns into urea.

 

 

You could just pour a *puts on sunglasses* a "crap load" of Drano down your drain and it will clean everything up.

I foresee a career as a plumber for this young gentleman.

I lol'd.

you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic.

 

To add on:

 

Drink lots of mountain dew or water. That'll make you piss a lot.

 

Yeah, or something with lots of caffeine. That'll make you go.

 

Oh, Das it depends on certain medical conditions and what you eat and how hydrated you are, but urine is usually slightly basic due to dissolved Ammonia or NH₃ in the body which turns into urea.

 

 

You could just pour a *puts on sunglasses* a "crap load" of Drano down your drain and it will clean everything up.

 

That's what I just said ... 5 posts up.

If your sea monkeys appear sluggish or "horny", this is normal. There are Spanish headsets available.

Honestly I'm surprised no one has said this, but maybe you should play less RS and actually take your time and study for school? Which will get you further in life? Getting goods grades, getting accepted into college, and getting a decent job and having a successful future, OR playing RS, getting bad grades, not get accepted to college, work for the rest of your life, and make 20% less then you would have if you put the time and effort into school. Personally, I would go with the first. If the bad grades are completely unrelated to RS, then sorry, but that is my guess.

 

P.S. I have a fireproof suit on, so flame if you want :thumbsup:

I remember when I was a freshman I had a bet that I'd get all straight A's every trimester for every class and I think it was in Physics I got a B+ on the final so I took it, burnt it and mixed the ash into a painting I was painting and no one ever questioned where my report card was. I must say I think that was the most brilliant way of deposing of something without minimal trace evidence. Think more eccentrically next time and you won't get problems like that. Or you can just tell your parents you consumed large amounts of food from Sonic and the resulting load of defecation warped the pipes of your house causing leaks.

Ok so this year ive been getting bad grades, and report cards come in the mail. So i always beat my parentsto the mailbox. i flush them down the toilet. and now thee are 2 leaks in my house. The last time i flushed one down was in april. do you think I am responsible for the 2 leaks in the house?

This is supposed to be funny? God, whoever you are, you are NOT funny. Quit [bleep]ing trolling this bull [cabbage].

Put the untied shoe onto your foot after you put on your sock. Tighten the shoe by pulling on the ends of the strings on the right and left side of the shoe. Cross the left and right strings. The left string goes under the right string and is pulled through creating a new right and left end. Take the new left end and make a loop with it. Make a loop out of the new right, and put that loop over the left loop, Tie them in a knot as done with the strings at the beginning. Pull tightly and you're done!

Who said it was supposed to be funny? If you couldn't already tell, he's in the middle of s***ting his pants right now.

Two pieces of paper won't break a toilet and even if it did, he should be contacting a plumber not consulting TIF. If it even happened, of course.

New meme?

 

"OTers flush report cards down their toilets?"

 

I thought it was anything to do with fat kookaburras.

New meme?

 

"OTers flush report cards down their toilets?"

 

I thought it was anything to do with fat kookaburras.

 

 

OTers flush glass and eat toilets.

You only need to worry if it looks like it's starting to get infected. If this is the case, you should look into investing in a home gym.

Think that OT'ers are super serial people who discuss serious things.

Read this thread.

My face.

You could've tried burning it. Leaves less evidence behind.

Apparently your toilet can only swallow one kind of [cabbage].

 

 

:thumbup:

 

I'm lovin' the sarcasm this thread is giving off.

 

Next time you get crappy grades, eat them. They'll flush better after ward ;)

New meme?

 

"OTers flush report cards down their toilets?"

 

I eat glass when I'm bored :unsure:

You've gotta be careful dude, the ink from the report cart will leak off and into the water system. You've just killed every fish in your local lake. I hope you're happy.

Apparently your toilet can only swallow one kind of [cabbage].

 

 

:thumbup:

 

I'm lovin' the sarcasm this thread is giving off.

 

Next time you get crappy grades, eat them. They'll flush better after ward ;)

Hahahahaha!

Okay dude, you've got me one for one.

Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report card

JACK BAUER STYLE

Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report card

JACK BAUER STYLE

Or you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet.

Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report card

JACK BAUER STYLE

Or you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet.

 

Just don't start with the head, it gets them all fuzzy.

or hell, just pour cans of coke in your toliet and flush - That stuff is super acidic

 

Just be sure not to flush the empty cans.

 

And to be honest, you should have at least torn the papers up into little pieces before flushing.