Low C Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Maybe that will make you want to get p2p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 It does. :/ I don't feel like typing up an account of my adventure just yet. Lots to talk about. I saw both Kayla and Jane tonight. Kayla blew my phone up for two days telling me she misses me and wants me home and [cabbage], then when I get home and go to her apartment, it's more of the same bipolar schizo [cabbage]. Then saw Jane and basically put her in her place (not a sexual innuendo). I told her that our personalities don't click and that we're not having sex, so I've lost interest. As I left her house she tried to get all cute and seductive and she got in my face like she was gonna kiss me. She said "you're giving up too easily; you need to test me, give me a game to play", to which I responded "it's not my job to test you or give you games to play". She said "well maybe it should be," so I tilted my head like I was gonna kiss her (keep in mind that our mouths were an inch apart throughout this exchange), and instead I said "goodnight" and walked away. BAM. Her and Kayla are exactly the same. They don't want relationships, they talk about wanting sex but don't actually give it up, but they love attention, so they get angry when they don't get it. They expect me to drive up to their houses when they want attention, but don't want to give anything in return. I don't do that. If they want me to drool over them, they can give me a reason to. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOKOKJEFLDHIUBZHGVYGHLKGAFgsd9re'[ wl lrnefyv8 nwrehdlf nruek hewsdliy th4r\nor4yt 4wouyreih er;reigliuwrheyfiuwhrelk;muhg or;wu; ugd. lold. Dude that is awesome. And you know, I know exactly what you're talking about. You and me are ENFJs, they are ESFPs. All ESFPs do is act. In a bad way. They think they have everyone figured out, when in reality, they have no one figured out. They think they can just play games with everyone.... AND THEN BAM! they get shot. preferably by obt. or me. I'd take a bullet for you; and shoot a bullet for you. And that sounded really gay... no homo :) I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I'd shoot you in the foot for myself. Cause it'd be funny, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 lmfao nice one bro, sounds like something that came right outta beverly hills 90210 Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Welcome home Obtaurian. [hide]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqj8TKJXHXE[/hide] (lyrics obviously from your point of view, not mine) [hide]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg7lIkZdTPk[/hide] ^People never seem to agree on whether it's about sex or killing things, lol. Sounds like your relationships, no? Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewing Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 People never seem to agree on whether it's about sex or killing things, lol. Sounds like your relationships, no?probably because no one has ever bothered getting past the awful musicianship, or perhaps lack thereof, to figure them out and damn son obt is one smooth motha [bleep]a How to Chin Nechyraels for fast XP and profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Lack of awful musicianship? That's good, right? Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 NO OFFENSE, ENAID, but Avenged Sevenfold is a pretty awful band. :/ "MAYBE IF I DO A LOT OF MINOR ARPEGGIOS THEY'LL THINK I'M A GUD MOOSICIAN!1!!" Okay, here's what happened with Kayla just before I went to see Jane: So as I said, she blew my phone up for two days straight. I probably have 30 texts from her that are all variations of "i miss you, come home", including PICTURES that she sent me of her writing stuff like that on her notebook in class. She even called me a couple times. So I get home, go to her house, and she's being all cold/distant/aloof, as per usual. <_< I would kiss her and we'd make out for like three seconds and she'd stop and go back to Facebook on her iPAD (why the [bleep] does she have an iPAD?). She told me that she doesn't like to cuddle and get all touchy feely, then she'd CUDDLE AND GET TOUCHY FEELY. She also told me that I'm too nice and she needs an [wagon], to which I responded by laughing 'cause lol. I was there for maybe an hour and a half, and it was like that the whole time. We'd makeout for two seconds, she'd get all distant, I'd lay down, she'd start cuddling, blahblahblah. At one point she asked me what I think she wanted, and I said "I know you don't want a relationship, and you've told me that you just want sex, so presumably, you just want sex." She laughed and said "No comment." <_< At around 7PM, she got real serious and said she wants to be alone, so I said okay, packed my stuff real quick, and she walked me to the door where we hugged, and I left. The moment I walk out the door, I call Jane (and these girls think I'm too nice) and tell her I'm back in town if she wants to see me. She said she wants to and she could sneak out, but tomorrow would be better. I told her we'll talk about it tomorrow, and she said no wait just come over now. And thus began my previous story. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Meh, you don't have to like it. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 ... on her iPAD ... Ditch her already. No seriously, you deserve better than that. Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonewall337 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Or ask if you can *recharge* your *ipad*. :wink: [hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Dude, the hell is wrong with you. YOU DON'T NEED THEM. I'm not too skilled in heterosexual mating rituals, so I can't exactly give you advice. But... If I can give my number out, you can get a better woman. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 What bonkers said... seriously... All the girls you've been talking about seem way over dramatic and more trouble than their worth. Neither of these girls are long-term relationship material and neither of them seem to seriously want sex. So regardless of what you're looking for, you're just setting yourself up to be driven crazy. - 99 fletching | 99 thieving | 99 construction | 99 herblore | 99 smithing | 99 woodcutting - - 99 runecrafting - 99 prayer - 125 combat - 95 farming - - Blog - DeviantART - Book Reviews & Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 A normal male just wants friends with benefits.These girls don't want a relationship; only sex.These girls are heaven.You are throwing this in gods face.This is the gift god has given you.You sir, you are going to hell. Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 A normal male just wants friends with benefits.These girls don't want a relationship; only sex.These girls are heaven.You are throwing this in gods face.This is the gift god has given you.You sir, you are going to hell.You have just defined 'normal male' I guess. Now the other 90% of the human males in the world :rolleyes:. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonewall337 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 A normal male just wants friends with benefits.These girls don't want a relationship; only sex.These girls are heaven.You are throwing this in gods face.This is the gift god has given you.You sir, you are going to hell.You have just defined 'normal male' I guess. Now the other 90% of the human males in the world :rolleyes:. Considering the "average" male thinks about sex something like very 57 seconds, I think the % of "normal" is quite a bit higher. Like 100% (castrated ppl don't count charliebrownnub) [hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Read Wikipedia, list of common misconceptions. Yours is on it :). Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimi Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Are you thinking about sex at the moment stonewall? I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonewall337 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Read Wikipedia, list of common misconceptions. Yours is on it :).Because wikipedia is sooo reliable [hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 7, 2011 Author Share Posted January 7, 2011 A normal male just wants friends with benefits.These girls don't want a relationship; only sex.These girls are heaven.You are throwing this in gods face.This is the gift god has given you.You sir, you are going to hell. HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING, BRO? THEY ONLY PRETEND TO WANT SEX. :( Haven't spoken to either of them all day. I don't even. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Friendly Death Machine spinning up. Prepare for BADASS. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Read Wikipedia, list of common misconceptions. Yours is on it :).Because wikipedia is sooo reliableYeah it kinda is, actually. Not always well-written or entirely accurate but rarely entirely wrong. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Have a 3-some and let that be the end of it. Good read, though. Myself and everyone else above me love reading your story times, Obt. :thumbup: ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 7, 2011 Author Share Posted January 7, 2011 I keep in contact with these girls just so I have stories for you guys (and gals). <3: I DO IT FOR YOU. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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