archimage_a Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I am not, I'm mother[bleep]ing Persia's vassal, a slave to the greatest empire of its time. I would say this was about this much of a lie.[hide][/hide] http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 Icelandic Invasion of France It was the best of times for Europe and by extension, the World (except for the Muslims). Trade flourished in the lull of fighting between the Mongols and the Europeans. The Muslims had been dealt a stinging blow, and would pose little threat to the nations of Europe. It was the worst of times for France. After being crushed in the recent conflict with Spain, its lands were once again trampled by an invading force: the Icelandic Hlaupari. This small raiding group of a thousand soldiers rode southward along the French coast, pillaging for the fun of it. They were under orders to cause maximum damage, and that involved the worst atrocities imaginable. At every village, the raiders left houses burning, castrated men, drowned children, and ravaged women. Livestock were slaughtered and left to rot, while the fields were destroyed. Finally, they reached their target, the castle on the French border with Spain, and began their siege. French public demands retribution against Iceland. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I am, Archi, I was told I was Egypt's vassal and Egypt is part of Persia. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 What the F Nex? Thought we had an agreement that it wouldn't escalate... Well good luck that castle is pretty defended. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 Oh, I forgot to put something specifically included in the plan. Taking slaves and feeding them the chopped up body parts of their relatives. :thumbup: Okay, time to enjoy dinner now. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Er... What? Feeding chopped up people to their relatives? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Evil has its purpose. @ICU: Good luck getting your men to charge us now. :thumbup: 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Nex :rolleyes: how could you waste all those potential slaves...think if the monuments you could have built!Some people. Anyway, Crete would offer to defend France, but for a certain someone closing the Gibralter Straits...Side note, Crete will buy any slaves captured for....200 per slave. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Ooh, Tech, can you give me the number of slaves captured from now on? I think we can postpone feeding them to their relatives if a profit can be made instead. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Maybe just the old and frail? http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Hm, I could make a profit off of them as well. Can you say; catapult ammo? 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I think rocks are cheaper, and would probably do more damage. :rolleyes: http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Or you could use babies; think of them as scatter shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I have one thing to say. *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh thump* *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh thump* *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh thump* 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Hmmmm...I think I will just wheel in my Thunder Rays :rolleyes: Much easier than capturing slaves. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 What is the cost of training a navy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 Budget has been reset btw. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Today? 5 mill goes to improving infrastructure, 5 mill goes to improving economy. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Alright, so with the remainder of last reset's budget (only doing this because resets are too sporadic to know when they are) goes into building a fort in my colony in South Africa, and sending over 500 crossbowmen and 1000 militia swordsmen there. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Opening moves for what, Rocco? 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 War probably. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Money from last reset went into 20,000 pikemen @400 each and 4000 Cavalry @500 each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Hmmmm...I think I will just wheel in my Thunder Rays :rolleyes: Much easier than capturing slaves.But you won't get to say: OUR PEASANTS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN! 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Well they won't be 'my' peasents...=P Well, unless they have plague, then I will be splattering them on walls everywhere. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 How do you know they vwon't be your presence? And so Crete finds it's greatest national export! 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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