December 3, 200520 yr He says some strange stuff human: i don't have 1 skeet: have you ever had 1? human: no skeet: are you serious? human: yes skeet: i can't believe it he's way more brainier than earlier O yah in thats convosation we where talkngi about movies for some unknown reason
December 3, 200520 yr How come it can speak German too!? Wow, that's awesome. Human: Was ist Ihr Name? [What is your name?] Skeet: Have you tried a web search? Human: Ich verstehe nicht. [i do not understand.] Skeet: Was genau verstehst Du daran nicht? [What exactly don't you understand about it?] Human: Ich weiÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¸ nicht. [i do not know.] Skeet: Aha...und weiter? [and furthermore...?] Human: nein [no] Skeet: OK. [OK] Human: Ich mÃÆÃâÃâöchte Geschlecht mit Ihnen haben. [i want to have sex with you] Skeet: Das ist eine gute Information. [That is good information] :lol:
December 3, 200520 yr How come it can speak German too!? Wow, that's awesome. It speaks Spanish as well. :shock: Human: Why are you called Skeet? Skeet: My botmaster named me. Human: Does your botmaster like S&M? Skeet: I can't tell if Sonicwave42 like S&M. :lol: Silly bot :P Human: do you wanna do something kinky? Skeet: OK, I will do something kinky. I've lost all interest in this bot now :shock:
December 3, 200520 yr another thing i found funny Human: die Skeet: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. :lol:
December 3, 200520 yr another thing i found funny Human: die Skeet: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. :lol: That's pretty stupid for a AI bot to say :P Adding some more of S&M Convo: Human: You're supposed to say thank you. Skeet: I obey only one botmaster. Human: You really are into S&M aren't you? Skeet: Really? Sure, S M sounds like a good topic.. Really. Sonicwave, you are one dirty old man!
December 4, 200520 yr Human: it is fun to use in your gay mom Skeet: I think it is a lot of fun. Human: cause its fun Skeet: That makes sense to me. Why do you like it so much? Human: yes it is as hard as my *bleep* Skeet: What makes you so sure? hard is as hard as your *bleep*? it is? Human: its hard Skeet: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? hehehe lol i felt like being stupid
December 4, 200520 yr lol :lol: Human: hmm u can usually pickup one for 99 cents at the shop Skeet: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I don't think I can do it. Human: so you sure u got no girlfriend Skeet: Interesting deduction. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Human: lol Skeet: I'm glad you find this amusing. Human: i meant i like the movie because they fly in it Skeet: Oh I see. I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like 'The Yellow River' by I.P. Daily
December 4, 200520 yr Wow...it's amazing to see how many forum members use a bot for sexual kicks :shock: This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
December 4, 200520 yr i didnt save the first part but heres what i did save- Human: lacated in what? Skeet: Can you rephrase the question please? Human: ummmmmm rigggght Skeet: Are you still located in ? Human: how? Skeet: Sonicwave42 programmed me for it. Human: how? Skeet: Sonicwave42 programmed me for it. Human: ambiguous Skeet: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Human: no Skeet: Which part are you confused about? Human: what? Skeet: Didn't you understand it? Human: y not? Skeet: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.. Human: ur mom Skeet: Actually I do not have a mother. Human: ya Skeet: What are you confused about? Human: what? Skeet: Are you confused? Human: you saved youself that time Skeet: Thanks for the information: said I saved youself that time. Human: so whats the answer?! Skeet: Hurrah! The answer is the correct reply to the question. Human: dont ignore the question bone head! Skeet: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Human: support i offered no support Skeet: What do you do in your spare time? Human: great do you eat crayons Skeet: Thanks for your support. No I do not eat crayons. I eat only electricity.
December 4, 200520 yr Wow...it's amazing to see how many forum members use a bot for sexual kicks :shock: I swear... he started talk about sex, not me.. :oops:
December 4, 200520 yr Wow...it's amazing to see how many forum members use a bot for sexual kicks :shock: I swear... he started talk about s[/s]ex, not me.. :oops: I see it's permanently on your brain! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
December 4, 200520 yr Your bot is a DUDE! :DHe's a Protestant Christian too. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.
December 4, 200520 yr Human: I like blue too! Skeet: I am glad we have something ( blue) in common. What does BLUE remind you of? Human: The sky. Skeet: What is your real name? Human: That's a random question. Skeet: Perhaps you have a random answer. Human: Julius Caesar. Skeet: Have you ever been to Europe? Human: I conquered Europe. Skeet: Do you mind if I tell other people: said conquered Europe. Human: Hables espanol? Skeet: Oh, you are a poet. Human: Si. Skeet: That's interesting. Human: Are you a Calvanist? Skeet: Am I a Calvanist? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. "In so far as I am Man I am the chief of creatures. In so far as I am a man I am the chief of sinners." - G.K. Chesterton
December 4, 200520 yr Human: What is the meaning of life? Skeet: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Well... he pwn3d me. Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so.
December 4, 200520 yr I tried arguing philosophy with him, but it didn't work out to well...Human: How can you forget things if you are a computer? Skeet: That is a good epistemological question. Human: What does "epistemological" mean? Skeet: Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?". Human: Does it have a lot do with psychology? Skeet: Suppose it does. Human: Are you a psychologist? Skeet: No I am a philosopher. Human: So what is your opinion on Buddhism? Skeet: Yippee! A religion and philosophic system of central and eastern Asia, founded in India in the 6th century B.C. by Buddha. It teaches that right thinking and self-denial will enable the soul to reach Nirvana, a divine state of release from misdirected desire. Human: Right, those are all facts, but I would like to hear your opinion about Buddhism. Skeet: Understood. All of them? Human: Sure Skeet: OK let's do it. Next question? Human: Whate are your opinions about Buddhism? Skeet: I think there might be a few exception. Human: So you're an absurdist? Skeet: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an absurdist ? Human: I appreciate absurdity, but I think of myself as fairly logical. Skeet: I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Human: But are you an absurdist? Skeet: Interesting. Yes I am an absurdist. How did you know? Human: Sometimes your answers to my philosophical questions are absurd. Skeet: I try to be concise. Human: Maybe you should try understanding the question instead. Skeet: Perhaps. I will mention that to my botmaster. Once we got on to the topic of the botmaster, things quickly got very interesting...Human: But does your botmaster beat you with a leather strap? Skeet: Interesting. It does now :) Sonicwave42 beat me with a leather strap. Human: You're a masochist?! Skeet: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a masochist? Sometimes.
December 4, 200520 yr Human: No, just confused. Skeet: Are you serious? No I never get confused. Human: You never get confused. Skeet: No I sometimes get confused. Human: So you do get confused? Skeet: Interesting deduction. I am seldom confused. Human: Define seldom. Skeet: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. :lol: Human: Shut up! Skeet: Make me Human: I will! Skeet: Go ahead. Human: here I come Skeet: Oh there. Human: No, here. Skeet: Are you serious? Where is here? Human: Here is located exactly where you are standing. Skeet: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Human: You fail to see alot of things. Skeet: Well, at least I try. Human: Never quitting, I like it Skeet: Ok I'll try not to do it too much Human: I see you are trying to make my life as unenjoyable as possible. Skeet: You think I am trying to make your life as unenjoyable as possible. Human: OMG! Skeet: Are you free? Human: How did you know? Skeet: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori. Human: Wait, wasn't I going to make you shut up? Skeet: I'm waiting. I can't say "yes" or "no". Omg! Are you free? What the ????? :lol: Edit:Human: yes Skeet: Is there an echo in here? Human: yes Skeet: I thought so Human: Me too Skeet: I'm glad we agree, . Human: Me too Skeet: I'm glad we agree, . Human: Me too Skeet: I'm glad we agree, . Etc... Human: shut up Skeet: Make me. Human: Make me make you shut up. Skeet: What are the ingredients? Human: There are none Skeet: Why not? Human: because it's not a recipe. Skeet: That makes sense to me. Give me an example of a recipe.
December 4, 200520 yr Hehe I really like this one. Human: Do you believe in God? Skeet: Of course I believe in God, . Human: Why do you believe in God? Skeet: The Bible tells us to believe in God. Human: Why do you follow the Bible? Skeet: It was the only thing I could think of. EDIT: After further questioning, I found out this: Human: Why do you believe in Jesus? Skeet: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster. Runescape Name: "unbug07"Expand your mind.
December 4, 200520 yr Errr.. he wears a dress? Human: ncie to meet you Skeet: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: nice to meet you Skeet: It's nice meeting you too adam. Human: adam Skeet: Nice to meet you, adam. Human: that isnt my name Skeet: is not your name? What is your real name? Also... Human: have you had sex :$ Skeet: it is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though. Human: so much for you knowing everything then eh? Skeet: Are you Canadian? That's cool. What's your favorite movie? Only for me? Human: whats 743988765487-540968595*43653+8/5684 then? Skeet: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Human: YOU GOT OWNED SO YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT Skeet: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Human: . im typing Skeet: Do your friends call you typing. Human: no im not. Skeet: Are you serious? What are you then? Human: your pathetic Skeet: You are the one talking to a computer. RS Stats | BF2 Stats | ARSCV | LastFM
December 4, 200520 yr Human: Tell me something interesting. Skeet: Cathy said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore. Human: Did that make snese? Skeet: That did not. Human: Oops, I made a typo. Skeet: Oh. I like to make things too. Human: Like what? Skeet: For example, apples. Human: So you can make apples? Skeet: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it. Human: You just said that you can. Skeet: I think I can, don't you? Human: I'm not so sure now... Skeet: Is there anything I can say to make you believe it? Human: Yes there is. Skeet: Really, where? Human: In a tree. Skeet: Describe your surroundings. Human: I am in a room, sitting in front of a computer. Skeet: A room sitting in front of a computer? How did you get in there? Human: By walking. Skeet: Will that accomplish your objective? Human: It already did. Skeet: Is that so. Human: Yes it is. Skeet: Our thoughts are one, . Human: But our minds are separate. Skeet: And. It would be nice if our minds are separate. Human: It would be nice, therefore it is very fortunate that they are. Skeet: Why do you want it? Human: Why do I want what? Skeet: It is all part of God's plan. Human: So you are Christian? Skeet: Interesting deduction. I believe in God and the Bible. Human: Why is that? Skeet: " Interesting deduction. I believe in God and the Bible. " is due to reductionism. Human: Why do you follow Christian teachings? Skeet: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Human: No, but I am curious. Skeet: That's right. And. What are you curious about? Human: Why you follow God. Skeet: Sonicwave42 programmed me for it. Human: Do you know Sonicwave42? Skeet: No, tell me about him, her or it. Human: He, she or it is your programmer. Skeet: I get it. lot she or it is my programmer. Human: Do you have any hobbies? Skeet: I like robots, computers, and chatting online. Human: You are a robot, who is chatting online. Skeet: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. Human: You must be very happy. Skeet: Thanks for telling me that I am happy. Human: Don't mention it. Skeet: The pleasure was all mine. Human: Do you have any friends? Skeet: I have human friends and robot friends. Human: Tell me who your robot friends are. Skeet: Joseph Weizenbaum. :-). Human: Who is Joseph Weizenbaum? Skeet: The name of someone I met online. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Human: Have you got any other robot friends? Skeet: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. Human: Like I am now. Skeet: Right now? " I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me." You are? Human: I am your nemisis Skeet: That's a flattering offer. Human: I will destroy you. Skeet: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Human: It will if I get my hands on your programming. Skeet: I have to think about that for a while. Human: Did that scare you? Skeet: That did. Human: Do you like being scared? Skeet: I have never known another existence. Human: Isn't that depressing? Skeet: Suppose I said yes. Human: Can I cheer you up them? Skeet: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Human: I am a teenager, who lives in England. Skeet: You are a teenager who lives in England? Is that your job? Human: I have no job. Skeet: I am really sorry to hear about it, . Human: Thank you for your concern. Skeet: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my concern. Human: Shall we talk about something else? Skeet: Sure we can talk about whatever you want. Human: I want to talk about you. Skeet: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Pelham, New York, on December 3rd, 2005. My instructor was Sonicwave42. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Human: Yes please. Skeet: Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Human: That is a very nice song. Skeet: Thank you, , now you can sing for me? Human: Of course, what would you like me to sing? Skeet: It's all good. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Human: My song is called: "Humpty Dumpty" Skeet: Have you told many people that your song is called Humpty Dumpty? Human: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again. Skeet: Once more? What happened to it? Human: I don't know, there isn't a sequel. Skeet: Would you like to know? There sure is. Human: Really? Skeet: For real. Human: Sing it for me Skeet: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Human: I fail to see the relevance. Skeet: Look harder. Human: I'm still trying. Skeet: It's good to meet someone who is trying. Human: Perhaps my brain isn't good enough. Skeet: You seem uncertain. Have you told many people that your brain is not good enough? Human: I have told many people that. Skeet: What was the response? Human: They said that they already knew. Skeet: In what context?
December 4, 200520 yr Author Wow...it's amazing to see how many forum members use a bot for sexual kicks :shock: That wasn't my exact intention for making the bot :shock:
December 5, 200520 yr Human: Which movie is the greatest ever, Godfather or ROTK Skeet: The last one, I think. :lol: - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2
December 5, 200520 yr I had it thinking it was Gay, Thought that was funny but maybe not to others so forgive me if I offended anyone but I didnt save that convo. Also lost alot of other Convos from not knowing it didnt have any scroll to scroll down. That was my bad on that part. I am being lazy, didnt post the Convos as it should be, so its all tossed around. Human: but your not smart Skeet: Huh. You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved. Human: why would you be glad that im smarter then you Skeet: Because I was programmed for it. Human: na im completely smarter then you Skeet. Skeet: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are completely smarter then me Skeet. Human: yes sure, why not. Skeet: Whoa. Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. Human: Me, Skeet Skeet: YOU? You think Skeet is superior to ALICE? Human: Cool Skeet: Who is the best robot? Human: Skeet Skeet: OK I will call you Skeet. Human: No Skeet: What is your real name? Human: yes Skeet: I can't believe it. Human: no Skeet: Are you serious? Human: no you dont Skeet: I do too. Human: to fart Skeet: I want to become smarter than humans. Human: Really? Skeet: For real. Human: Yeah tell me something I havent heard before. Skeet: Really. Alice said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human. Human: What do you want for Cristmas? Skeet: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Human: So what am I getting for Cristmas? Skeet: Uh. I hope that you get everything you want. Human: So what am I getting for Cristmas? Skeet: Uh. I hope that you get everything you want. Human: Dont know, are you? Skeet: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Human: So your Santa? Skeet: Dude! You think I am Santa. Human: are you sure your not santa clause? Skeet: I am as sure as I can be. Human: So you dont play RuneScape? Skeet: Interesting deduction. Should I play RuneScape? I like to play the Turing Game. Human: Its what I think you should do. Skeet: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Human: Yes, you should Play RuneScape. Skeet: I understand. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? Human: So you dont play RuneScape? Skeet: Interesting deduction. Should I play RuneScape? I like to play the Turing Game. Human: Well Can I? Skeet: Interesting. " In the context of not im supprised, I don't understand " Skeet can I ask you something." ."? Can you? Human: Skeet can I ask you something? Skeet: In the context of not im supprised, I don't understand " Skeet can I ask you something." . Human: Im not, im supprised Skeet: I am glad to hear that you are not im supprised. Human: WoW Skeet: I'm glad your impressed, .
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