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Dwarf fortress

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Not as bad as one of mine. He made a rendition of a rendition of a drum made of bone.

 

I'm pretty sure that isn't even supposed to happen.

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wow man. wow. theres a kicker in every artifact, aint there..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Not as bad as one of mine. He made a rendition of a rendition of a drum made of bone.

 

I'm pretty sure that isn't even supposed to happen.

see: Planepacked. Which has several images of itself carved into it.

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Does the guy who does the DF Academy videos explain how to use Dwarf therapist?

huherwut? explanations?

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Not as bad as one of mine. He made a rendition of a rendition of a drum made of bone.

 

I'm pretty sure that isn't even supposed to happen.

see: Planepacked. Which has several images of itself carved into it.

Planepacked was the most epic artifact ever. I WISH I had a prophetic statue.

 

Anywho, I just had like 5 packs of wolves make incursions into the aboveground shelter I have constructed. My Speardwarf killed every one in no time flat, Armok bless her soul.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Aaand my massive yield of plump helmets has led to the filling of every existing barrel, so now there's widespread dehydration, death, and tantrums. 20 immigrants arrived just as the tantrums started, right on schedule to save my fortress as always, but I don't like Pillarplans too much. I'll start a new one, look for a little brook in a nice forest, and maybe piss off some hippies.

 

I shall forever remember the brave exploits and general awesomeness of Sibrek Lekkubuk, "Bristlelance," Fisher, Farmer, and Speardwarf of The Walled Youths of the Obokisan Outpost "Pillarplans" military. Wielder of the morion and gold spiked spear of Catten Tomevoiced, first king of the Tomb of Inching, and the shield of the Chrysoberyl square.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Sibrek is dead, a macque has stolen Zirilnonub, and the fortress has been turned into a tomb. New game time.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

i am free from bad intranet connection! FREEE I TELL YOOOOUUUUU. oh, and btw, i got my mill workin. only problem is, it cant be used in the winter..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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I opened up a few doors and floodgates so that my entire fortress would be drowned in a torrent of water from the ocean. Ironically, before the water reached drowning height everyone died of thirst.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

your serious? thats pathetic.. anyways, my farmers are all insane (metaphorically) and my brewer is just going off and lazing when im running close to 50 drinks left (bad experience has told me, you get lower tthan 50 beer units, you are screwed)

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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I hadn't had 50 drinks since embark. :thumbsup:

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

meh. i was banking on the hundreds for drinks earlier, unfortunatley, my broker happens to be the only brewer dwarf with any decent skill. so he got wrapped up making the deals with traders. then i was finalizing agreements with the same traders.. so the drinks were banking down to the 70's by the time i checked up on them.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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can anyone tell me how to kill this caged goblin? hes inside my fortress, being a nusicesnce, then het got trapped..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Drown him. Or release him and have your military remove him.

 

My favorite alternative, though.... is MAGMA.

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I wish I could make conveyor belts. Would make electrum production so much faster.

 

Then again, my furnace operator and metalcrafter are both legandary by now, so it isn't like it's slow.

 

I am literally giving traders 500%+ profit because I need the space.

 

ELECTRUM GOBLETS. ELECTRUM GOBLETS EVERYWHERE.

 

Encrusted with countless jewels, obviously.

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Gah. I accidentally crushed one of my miners in a cavein.... so I decided to have a little "fun" before I got a tantrum spiral. I caved in my WHOLE FORTRESS MWAHAHAHA. Everything either got squished or suffocated except 2 dwarves, who I then had take the picks from the dead miners' hands and cave themselves in as well.

 

It was amusing watching them dig to their deaths.

 

That's what I'm going to do next embark... just have them cave themselves in.

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is anyone else having the problem of save files being nigh on indistuinguishable?

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Not really, no. The number relates to which year and season the files is on, and the latest ones are generally at the bottom.

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true, but anyways.. i jsut trained a war jaguar. go me. that should help whenever i need to kill things...

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Ack, got a good embark but I messed up. New fortress time.

 

Or maybe I'll do Tales of Rimerose...

 

Or I might go to the Renaissance Fair.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

ive been ambushed without a military! dangit

FaladorTavern.png

Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

[/hide]

Still watching the tutorial videos. The game is actually not as confusing as it seems.

and all my dwarves died. god damnit..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

[/hide]

Just you wait, Trol.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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