PumpkinPete112 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 The machine gurgles for a bit, and out comes a can of Surge with a human tooth in it. {Insert Coin} Sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah_you_are Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 you get a leaking hydrogen fuel cell :twisted: [inserts coin] If at first you dont suceed, then you fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarted7 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 nothing interesting happens [inserts poonage] Click here to see my goals and achievements thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 You get a note asking you what poonage is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 The manager's shotgun combusts, destroying the vending machine. You get a new vending machine that only accepts clean coins. (Insert shiny coin) Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarted7 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 you get a shiny kick in the butt Click here to see my goals and achievements thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 The machine spits out a 'Mega Poonage for Dummies 06' manual. (Inserts chipped coin) Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 The machine only accept whole coins so it beams you to death. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Out comes a branding iron and it stamps a large capital 'Z' on your left buttcheek :thumbsup: You're 'owned' Inserts an ordinary normal coin. Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah_you_are Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 get an ordinary soda, but wait, somethings not ordinary. It has a note. What does the note say? "This note is just a distraction and if your reading it it means a tranined assasin is aimng a high calibur rifle at your. Nothing more needs to be said. Inserts a fancy coin If at first you dont suceed, then you fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dpminatr Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 You get fancy Coke *inserts dollar bill* "Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!" -Jeff FoxworthyAuto-typer: $7.99Source code for auto-miner: $707 million gp off Ebay: $117Seeing n00bs ask player mods for them: Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinslayer777 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 The vending machine jams and breaks (Simultaneously, AHA!) *Pauses* *recalls rumors about good Spleen Loot* *Returns to 'RealWorld' [starts returning to runescape][/finish] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanday79 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 The machine, unable to understand your weird coding stuff, begins to shoot sparks and make a crackling sound. It short-circuits and sends a wave of electrical energy through the room, frying you. *inserts plastic butter knife* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellybean Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 you get some plastic butter... like plastic cheese, but butter shaped ............|>...\.|>........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingbd Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Oh my, you win...A biscuit! *you eat the biscuit* *you realise that there is a note saying that it is made from processed keyboard* *you become a combuter* Me: *inserts rune into weird looking spleen giving machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarted7 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 you get a spleen. its gross and slimy Click here to see my goals and achievements thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 The vending machine doesn't accept nonexistance objects so it bleeps so loud that the boss finds you and fires you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarted7 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 you die Click here to see my goals and achievements thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Actually I didn't, because you didn't say how I died, so techinclly I didn't die. You get a Zamorak PlateBody, 13 noted sharks and a rune longsword. The monster on Zamorak PlateBody comes alive and tries to eat you, and so does the 13 sharks, the rune longsword also comes alive and tries to stap you to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanday79 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You receive a note saying "I'm going to go home and cry now. People like you are why I cut. Signed, The Vending Machine." *inserts C batteries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skill_Caster Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 You see the machine lighting up, as if it is pleased, but suddenly you read a label on the front "AAA Batteries only. Do not mix new and old batteries. Cabbage is an alternate energy source to power such a powerful machine." The machine lets out a high pitched electronic squeal, and I insert 3 AAA batteries and a nice shiny coin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narmegil Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 *A cherry bomb pops out and explodes on contact with your foot. After it explodes, a small piece of paper is left in its place. Upon closer inspection, you see that it reads "Please insert fifty cents."* *Inserts 2 dimes, 3 nickels, another dime, and four pennies... Reaches hand under vending machine and retrieves a penny with the year 1901 on it. Dusts it off and inserts the last penny.* Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final FantasyGoals:53/70 Cooking ;45/99 Prayer;60/60 Mage 55/70;Def 61/70 Attk; 60/80 Str;73/100 Combat;172/200+ Quest points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skill_Caster Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 The note was a hoax, and the machine shots the coins back out at you at rapid fire. You fall back, and I grab the Coke is vends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanday79 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 The machine, furious that you didn't give it any money, drops a small, cylindrical object in the slot. You grab it and take it outside... only to realize that it's a pipebomb. BOOM! *inserts risque deck of cards* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skill_Caster Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 The machine begins to play cards with you. In the end you win and get a warm Coke. Inserts normal coin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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