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The Vending Machine Game!


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gets pwned by a spontaniously anthropomorphic vending machine.

 

 

 

the rules say i have to post a translation in english so i'll water it down for y'all

 

 

 

"the person gets smashed several times by a vending machine that randomley and suddenley comes to life. it jumps up and down on them untill they die"

 

 

 

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just before you tele the granade gets spit back out and you grab it, you tele and then it explodes as soon as you reach varroc. The guard passes you at that time and give you a bill to pay for the damages the grenade caused.

 

 

 

<*coined the slot*>

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did i blow up the fountain too? i've always wanted to do that!

 

 

 

the vending machine blinks red and white, suddenley a massive concussion blasts from the machine as the rather explosive device detonates. it levels the entire building. you miraculousley survive. the insureance company pays for everything, but you dont get your coin back.

 

 

 

shoves folded up doller bill into the coin slot and finds a bomb shelter. right after i secureley latch the top.....

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You get a kick in the Nads for not following the game properly!

 

 

 

 

You get a slap for no coins.

 

 

 

/me inserts something that wont actually fit in the coin slot.

 

 

 

need i quote more?

 

i insert a 5.25 inch "floppy" B disc into the doller bill slot. it fits because i fold it up to fit.

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