Dominatr Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Simple. You think up a situation with 'noobs' and post here. Please try to make them funny. I start :roll: Based on my RuneScape clan The problem with our winter uniform and the solution to that problem Noob 1:hey i buy ur blk rmor 5k? Noob 2: no me taek 4 30k You: Not For Sale Noob 1:suht up noob Noob 3:100k 4 armor? Noob 4:44get them idots i pay u bronse skimy bes tdeal evr You:Follow me if you want the armor Noobs 1-5:*they all follow you into wild* You: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbite992 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 frost: *1337ness*wazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*1337ness* 7heemperor: you saw my game? frost: ya, with the conversations 7heemperor: yeah that one frost: you cant do devil emoticons in public chat! 7heemperor: i was just saying its evil you take him to wild frost: now i will attack you for no reason! 7heemperor: dude im not in wild yet frost: oh :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abyssalreaper Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 You: Selling full rune 200k! Noob: I by for full broz it best deel eva You: Sorry cash only Noob: Omfg you noob go to hell You walk away from the noob Noob follows You switch worlds 1 week later Noob: I reported you you freaking noob now gimme my full You: reported for what? Noob: Pmfg you a h4x0r reported you *obscene word* go *obscene word* your mother!. 1 week later your notified the noob was banned. Proud Acolyte of the Ooc Cmon Steve you can do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominatr Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 noob 1(frost):come get some!!!111!1!1 7heemperor:dont make me 1 hit kill u with my rune longsword noob 2:1337n3ss i buy it noob 3:i pay 3gps 4 it noob 1:sut up j00 n33d h1gh lvl j00 lvl 3 n00bz0rz noob 4(level 1):i fite 4 it A couple seconds later noob 4:j00 idito i report u!!!1!11! Jagex Staff:Thanks and enjoy your ban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbite992 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 frost: dun cawl meh nub dud 7heemperor: wha not? frost: faimeking is onlie skil of joe in hs :oops: 7heemperor: imma go cwy :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominatr Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 7heemperor:*over private chat*I have a situation here *****:*over private chat*Location? 7heemperor:*over private chat*Wilderness in front of Edgeville Minutes later, pretty much the whole clan arrives noob 1(frost):wut u 4ll w4n7 2 g0? ***:No, we wan.... noob 2:*yells war cry*DIE!!!!11!1!! *:*takes out noob 2 in 3 hits* noob 3:hey u n00bz0rz i bet j00 4ll *****:You are right in the middle of a battlefield *an enemy clan, thinking he is on my clan's side, pk's him instantly* 7heemperor:Thanks for your help, and happy new year *whole clan rushes them* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirHartlar Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Noob: Buy my mind rune Me: No thankyou, merry christmas. Noob: Oh my god! How dare you! Me: Listen, I'll give you the money if it will make you happy... Noob: *Stream of obscene words and insults* *I walk into bank* Noob: *Stream of obscene words and insults* Noob: *Stream of obscene words and insults* Noob: *Stream of obscene words and insults* Guy1: Shut up you noob! Guy2: Yeah, go back to lumbridge noob. Guy3: Reported for bad language, lol. Guy2: Report the noob! Guy1: Reported. Gal1: Reported. Guy5: Reported. I haven't seen him on RS since 19th December, 2005. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbite992 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 dom but what clan you in :oops: 7pamperor's clanmate: wow i gut t3h 1337 23 fishing 7pamperor's clanmate: wow pmg i gut liet 10 cooksing 7pamperor: pmg you guyz its t3h frost frost: wtf lvl 10- conference? 7pamperor: go way ye noob my mith dag ownz j00 even to cant wear it frost: whip ftw idiot 7pamperor: j00 got whip :( frost: so? 7pamperor: whip ownz my crapclen :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroknight Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 7heemperor:I buy ur account for 1gp cause im 1337 Me:Okkk WDF :roll: 7heemperor:Give it to me now or i report j00! Me:Ill give ya my account for phr33 if u atk this chicken 7heemperor:*hits a 3 and kills chicken*Done :D now whats ur pass Me:Nooo i meant that lvl 999 chicken :D 7heemperor:KO'ed with a 10 XD *Oh Dear You are Dead* hey why did i die in the same place :? Me:n33b 7heemperor:*Trys to Picks up Blue phat and 10 earth and water runes* i am 1337! Me:*Wears Blue Phat* 7heemperor: :cry: A n33bs lif3 is hard :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evildestruction Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 me: *mining* noob: Fr33 0r3s Pl0xx me: NO noob: YES me: NO noob: YES me: n0zorxz!!11! noob: the horrible l33t!1!! *runs away while his ears bleed* (while at imps...) me: *trows imp, imp drops random stuff* noob: h3y n33b!11 me:*picks up noob* noob: H3lpz0rs!1!! me:*trows noob on spears* noob: N3333BBBZ0000RZZ!!!111111!!!!!!!! me:*finds that the noob drop-traded a red(my favorite colour) party hat to his account what he dropped* me: O YES!!! *jumps incredible high* noob:*comes back* M3 P@RTY H@Tz0rs!!1!! me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *lands on noob, killing him with a crushing blow* *finds another party hat* me: o yes! *noob army comes* noob army: free party hat pl0x!!1! me:*L#3T ATT@CCkk* D13 Z0rs N33bs!!11!!! *ears and more of noobs bleed, and then fall off...* me:*finds all kinds of random stuff os all people who got killed by l33t* me:muhahahahahaha!!! im rich! *the end* Known in-game as Mister evil9(lvl 93)(P2P).Modding gta2(making maps, scripts,editing it).On world 54 mostly.Made a nice GTA2 site!A little in-active... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh_soldier Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 noob: phr33 st00fplo0xz0r5 0r j00 g3t h4xc0r5 me: *sarcastic* 0h t3h n03z0r5! n0 h4ckz0r5 pl0x! noob: g1v5 d4 st00f me: *clicks ignore 1337b043434* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abel88 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Noob 1: Jagex blocks your password see ********* Noob 2: Fukoff Noob 2: AHHHHHH!!11!!!1!!! he scammed me!!! I must change my password!!1!!! Me : Come follow me to somewhere that you can change your password without logging out. Noob 2: Oh, really? Me : Nope. But i can kill you both. Noob 1: I can kill you without equipment :P Noob 2: i can kill you both with only bronze set. Me: You both are stupid noobs who can't talk leetspeak, so you are noobs. Noob 1: Shudaap you **** im smater than u Noob 2: Me smartter then albet intestine Me: you both have a total iq of 3. Noob 1: I have more iq then him rite? Noob 2: Im smarter thannn himmm. Me: follow me and talk. *BOth follows and swear at each other* *i take them to wildy level 20 and kill them while they are still talking and pick up 2k gold and 2 mith full sets* Those noobs were liars. I bet they were gonna wear those mith stuff just before i fought them. F00ls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tq_69er Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 noob:ur a noob noob2: no ur the noob noob3: ur both the noob me: shut up and get back to work being my minning slaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonAndGary Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Heres one that actually happened to me. Me *Walks Through Al Kharid Gate* Noob: Hey you! What does it say when u go thru there? Me: "You Are A Friend Of Al Kharid, You May Pass For Free" Me *Starts To Walk Off* Noob: HEY HEY OI WAIT! AL KHARID IS ON MY FRIENDS LIST BUT I CANT GET IN! Thanks To: Everyone for the siggies, especially Kal for the Pixel.Currently Playing: FIFA 07, NFS: Carbon, Morrowind and Dungeon Siege II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvus Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 this is a actual story i'm in the pheonix weapon room gathering crossbows. noob:hi do u want to buy a key for 1k ME: r u stupid i have to have the key to be in here noob: so do u want to buy the key ME: wut didnt u hear wut i just said noob: no Me: i'll buy it if u kill that guy for 5k noob: sure noob fights the weapons master and dies i walk over and take all his stuf including the key Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 nice one wyvren2000 *at wizard tower...* noob: give me stuff now or ban!!!111 me: ban for what? noob: n00b! ***** n00b! me: kill a wizard or youll get banned for bad language noob: kk n00b *noob attacks wizard and dies* *over pm* give me my stuff back or else!!!11 *me on menu* Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvus Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 lol good one this one happened to me i'm next to the desert mine walking. i have my rune ax because i was cutting wood a few minutes earlier. a lv 6 noob runs up noob:i'll buy that rune ax for 23k ME: i think it is 32k to buy one so i'll sell it to u for 40k noob:noway u noob it's only worth 23k Me:lololololololololololol a noob calling me a noob(i'm lv 54) ME: it's worth 32k noob:it's worth 25k u noob Me: i'm quite sure it's atleast 32k noob: no it's only worth 27k ME: lolololololololololololololol you are contradicting yourself noob: oh ur a big boy because u can use big words. noob:well i'm lv 57 wood cutting ME:(i look him up in the hi scores he only had 52 when he logged on) ME:how long have u been on since u logged on last noob:1hour Me:(i put his hi score exp into the wood cutting calc) Me:(it says he would have to cut 16** willow logs) ME:(divide that by 60 then again) Me:(i get 1 willow log every 3 seconds when he was logged on) ME:u liar noob: wut me: i loked up ur wood cutting lv and found it almost impossible for u to go up 5 lv's in 1 hour noob:how do u know i'm lv 52 wood cutting? ME:i looked u up in the hi scores noob:hi scores? ME: lolololololol noob:(puts me on his ignore list) Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj926 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Noob1: Dude u just won a contest Me: O rly? Noob1: Dude u just won an invitation to giv me all your cash!!!! Me: ... omg ignored Noob1: OMFG WAIT! (ignored) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvus Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 this is excelent: some noob at al kaharaid bank is running a bank sale noob:huge bank sale no noobs Me:that is impossible for a noob to be running a no noob bank sale noob: repeting Me:i try trading but he wont person trading with him:how much for the bronze necklace? noob:750gp person walks away noob:500gp Me:you noob only a noob would fall for that noob logs out 2 minutes later he logs back in i try talking to him but he logs out this keeps on happening until i put him on my ignore Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 *at varrock east bank* me: sell mith longsword for 1k *noob wants trade* me: ok *trades* *noob puts up items (see below)* me:omg no way noob:oh n00b scamming!!1 me:im scamming? noob:fabr1cant is a scammer me:how? noob:he wont trade his sword for my willow log pot bow and arrows *everybody laughs at the noob* *he logs (probably crying)* Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksalamone990 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 me:*attacks lvl 52 n00b* n00b:*attacks me* me: *turns auto-retaliate off* aaaaauuughhh! stop! stop! stop!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh! *runs north* n00b:lol u gonna die nooob!!!!!!!!1111111111111 me:please stop i'm begging u **we reach lvl 50 wildy** me:*drinks pots and puts on prayer* prepare to die *hits a 16(1/3 of his hp)* n00b:what??!!!111111???*runs south* me:omfgz0r3 freek1n 0wn3d!!!!!!!! n00b:no!!!!!!!!! *drops full mith and addy long* me:that was a waste of my time..... looking back on it, it was fun :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryderj716 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 A noob is someone ignorant, not necessarily a newb. Noob1:Buying purple h'ween mask! (3 second pause) Noob1:Buying purple h'ween mask! (2 second pause) Noob1:Buying purple h'ween mask! Me:It doesn't exist. Noob1:Buying purple h'ween mask!!! Me:There's no such thing. Noob1:Buying purple h'ween mask!!1!!1! Me:... Noob1:Buying purple ****ing h'ween mask!!!11!! Me: I already told you it doesn't exist. Noob1:****** purple ***a**moth** **c*in* mask!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!11!!1! ^That's a true story, too. 1690 total and unranked strength. Headed for 1800.I like the irony (no wait, paradoxicality) in how there's a spelling error in this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvus Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 i love noobs(ignorent kind) i rip them off all the time on karmaja island fishing dock. noob:can i buy your green cape? me:sure 1k noob:ok we trade i go make green dye for 30gp and kill a highway man for a cape and make another one. back on karmaja fishing lobbs and giving them away free waiting for another noob... Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvus Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 i'm fighting moss giants on crandor a lv 60 walks up lv60:what's ur strength lv lv80:65 me:52 lv60:55 ha i can beat you me:lol (he's wearing frog costume) lv80:???i'm 20 lvs stronger than you lv60:i meant the other guy if you help me me:noob that would be a 2 on 1 battle with the strongest person on the team of 2. there is almost no possible way for me to win under these conditions. noob:i'd still win me:noob if i fought him(lv 80) i would die so it doesn't matter if you helped him noob:i'd still win lv80:i agree with him you wouldn't help me actually if i had enough stuf left after the fight with him i'd kill you noob uses cry emote and runs off lv80:we finally got rid off that annoying noob me:i dont think he'll come back here for awhile noob is on the beach below and gets killed by a skeleton me and lv80:lol Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvus Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 same place as last time a lv 89 guy walks up lv80(not 89):oh not another noob lv89:are you calling me a noob? me:are you calling me a noob? lv80:yeah lv89:but i'm stronger than you lv80:i have a lv 93 main me:to call him a noob you have to be on a stronger account than him me:also i'm not ignorent or a extermly low level lv89:i agree with him lv80:well your a noob until lv 126 me:lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me:you just called yourself a noob because you said your main is only in the 90's and that isn't your non noob lv lv89:he's right. lololololol!!! lv80 runs away Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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