minuit666 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I'm going to post a list of unfinished proverbs here, I want people to post them after me, but finish them in a different colour so people can tell what the endings are quickly. The only thing is you must not put the correct endings on the proverbs. The point is to see what ridiculous ideas people come up with for endings. Oh, and feel free to post other proverbs for people to answer! First list: Too many cooks... A penny saved is... Don't count your chickens... When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... If at first you don't succeed... As you shall make your bed so shall you... Better to be safe than... Strike while the... It is always darkest before... Never underestimate the power of... A rolling stone... A bird in the hand is... It is better to light one candle than to... You have nothing to fear but... If you can't stand the heat... The squeaking wheel gets... To err is human... I think, therefore... Early to bed and early to rise... A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... Love all, trust... The Devil's Hour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsai Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Too many cooks... will make alotta pies. A penny saved is... in the pocket of a greedy man. Don't count your chickens... Or you may find yourself short. When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... The world cries AT you. If at first you don't succeed... Dust yourself up and try again. (That's from a song :oops: ) As you shall make your bed so shall your bed make you. Better to be safe than... locked in a safe. Strike while the... Spoon is cross-eyed. It is always darkest before... Getting somewhat lighter. Never underestimate the power of... 230V Wall Sockets. A rolling stone... can make lousy music. A bird in the hand is... Scratches in the palm. It is better to light one candle than to... light your house. You have nothing to fear but... death. If you can't stand the heat... Go outside. (SNOWING HERE :| ) The squeaking wheel gets... squeeky-er. To err is human... To arr is animal. I think, therefore... I am. Early to bed and early to rise... Makes one tiring day. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... masterplan. Love all, trust... God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evildestruction Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Too many cooks... people getting fat on food A penny saved is... spend on something later Don' t count your chickens... or your head will hurt of counting to many? When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... the world laughs :twisted: If at first you don't succeed... stand up again and kick the person/machine/whatever As you shall make your bed so shall you... sleep in it? Better to be safe than... trapped/killed Strike while the... foe is weak? It is always darkest before... the power will turn on(power shortage?) Never underestimate the power of... EVIL! :twisted: lol A rolling stone... rolls off a cliff? A bird in the hand is... his/her/its little/big claws scraching your hand It is better to light one candle than to... walk against a wall(because you cant see because of darkness) You have nothing to fear but... your mom when she's angry for some reason If you can't stand the heat... open the window!(thats what i do if it gets to hot) The squeaking wheel gets... broken? To err is human... another lifeform?? I think, therefore... the world must be DESTROYED!!! Early to bed and early to rise... so you have a early hell in school A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... single step Love all, trust... your friends this response i made: Never underestimate the power of... EVIL! :twisted: lol is my favorite. lol. Known in-game as Mister evil9(lvl 93)(P2P).Modding gta2(making maps, scripts,editing it).On world 54 mostly.Made a nice GTA2 site!A little in-active... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click_X Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Too many cooks...cost too much money A penny saved is...1 more gram you have to carry Don't count your chickens...as it will take a while to find any you do have When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry...hahaha you cried like a girl. If at first you don't succeed...cheat As you shall make your bed so shall you...can mess it up later when you go back to sleep Better to be safe than...not safe Strike while the...union is also on a strike, so you get a raise It is always darkest before...its lighter Never underestimate the power of...energy A rolling stone...is a band A bird in the hand is...awwwww so cute It is better to light one candle than to...not light one at all You have nothing to fear but...FEAR ITSELF (couldnt resist) If you can't stand the heat...turn the thermostat down The squeaking wheel gets...on your nerves To err is human...(eh? thats a proverb??!) I think, therefore...im smarter than some people Early to bed and early to rise...is a waste of time becasue most people have a lie in A journey of a thousand miles begins with a...money to pay for it Love all, trust...i give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buggienuk Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Too many cooks... are better then none A penny saved is... a minute wasted Don't count your chickens... frie them When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... your annoying (*^.^*) If at first you don't succeed... call the IRS As you shall make your bed so shall you... clean your harddrive Better to be safe than... to be in schoo Strike while the... the other's down It is always darkest before... you open your eyes Never underestimate the power of... flying panda's A rolling stone... hunts indiana jones A bird in the hand is... a plaything for your stomach It is better to light one candle than to... go to bed You have nothing to fear but... teachers O_O If you can't stand the heat... cool yourself of The squeaking wheel gets... a kick *kicks the wheel* To err is human... if you are none I think, therefore... i hurt my head Early to bed and early to rise... is the way of the poor man's life A journey of a thousand miles begins with an... angry mob Love all, trust... your imaginary friends ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krunkthemonk Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 First list: Too many cooks Will make me fat. A penny saved is Is still worth 1 cent. Don't count your chickens...Unless you're a farmer. When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry...You're emo. If at first you don't succeedGive up. As you shall make your bed so shall you make me dinner. Better to be safe than to be in prison. Strike while the they've got their backs to you. It is always darkest before the sun rises. Never underestimate the power of krunk. A rolling stone crushed my bike. A bird in the hand is will bite your finger. It is better to light one candle than to burn down your house lighting 600. You have nothing to fear but me. If you can't stand the heat live in an igloo. The squeaking wheel gets no oil. To err is human.. What? I think, therefore I do it. Early to bed and early to rise makes you a very boring person. A journey of a thousand miles begins with an airplane. Love all, trust yourself. The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroknight Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Too many cooks... will get me fired. A penny saved is... worthless. Don't count your chickens... cause ill eat em before u can. When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry ur a she-man. If at first you don't succeed... get someone to do it for me. As you shall make your bed so shall you... not make my bed. Better to be safe than... to be dead. Strike while the... blind are helpless! XD It is always darkest before... the sun rises Never underestimate the power of... ME! A rolling stone... something that hit me :cry: . A bird in the hand is... GET IT OFF! It is better to light one candle than to... to light TNT. You have nothing to fear but... ME. If you can't stand the heat... Get a Air conditioner. The squeaking wheel gets... a cookie for annoying the n33bs =). To err is human... To thats dumb to Thats Really Dumb. I think, therefore... What do u mean what u think! its what i think! :) Early to bed and early to rise... To get the first cookie! A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... lawyer to sue the road. Love all, trust... :roll: uhh pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike_Logan Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Too many cooks... are complaining about cook-x A penny saved is... good for throwing at unsuspecting people Don't count your chickens... because chickens don't count When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry the world blows up If at first you don't succeed... go kill yourself... TWICE As you shall make your bed so shall you... make your bed? Better to be safe than... a noob Strike while the... strikin's good It is always darkest before... it goes pitch black Never underestimate the power of... noobs in large groups A rolling stone... is waaaaay too old to still be on tour A bird in the hand is... lunch. It is better to light one candle than to... light certain painful spots. You have nothing to fear but... noobs in large groups If you can't stand the heat... move to Antarctica The squeaking wheel gets... WD-40 =D To err is human... To noob... is to... what was the question? I think, therefore... no you don't. Early to bed and early to rise... I'll stick a hot poker in your eyes! A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... boot planted in a noob's face Love all, trust... in the power of making obscene phonecalls to your ex. The Self-Proclaimed Pirate King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbite992 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Too many cooks...cost too much A penny saved is... supermans friend Don't count your chickens..., have someone do it for you When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... noone cares If at first you don't succeed... go to your room and whine As you shall make your bed so shall you... mess it up again Better to be safe than... in a burning building containing barrels of exploding liquid Strike while the... person isn't watching It is always darkest before... you turn your lights on Never underestimate the power of... a pizza delivery boy A rolling stone... rolls A bird in the hand is... dead because you squeeze it too hard It is better to light one candle than to... drink nitroglycerin You have nothing to fear but... your car-engine If you can't stand the heat... wear a heat resisting suit The squeaking wheel gets... burned To err is human... I think, therefore... i have brains Early to bed and early to rise... means you could've stayed up A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... good breakfast Love all, trust...everyone except for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rilha Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Too many cooks...Make a crowded kitchen. A penny saved is...Not enough to buy even one day of Runescape membership. Don't count your chickens...With chicken feed in your pocket. When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry...The world laughs at you. If at first you don't succeed...Skydiving is not for you. As you shall make your bed so shall you...Breed dustmites. Better to be safe than...To be a level 120 player in Varrock on a free world. Strike while the...Pins are still standing. It is always darkest before...It goes pitch black. Never underestimate the power of...A large, heavy book. A rolling stone...Is more destructive than a rolling pebble, and less destructive than a rolling boulder. A bird in the hand is...Painful, depending on the length of its claws. It is better to light one candle than to... You have nothing to fear but...n00bs If you can't stand the heat...Turn down the furnace. The squeaking wheel gets...Replaced. To err is human...We seem to have become exceptionally human recently. I think, therefore... Early to bed and early to rise...Suggests that your inner clock is off. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a...New car. Love all, trust...That all won't love you. I love languages.J'adore les langues.ÃÆÃ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroknight Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 this is a n33bish question.. but i havent learned proverbs yet (5th grade) what is a proverb :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsmeat Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Too many cooks... need a bigger Cooking Guild. A penny saved is... 499 more US pennies until a membership! Woot! Don't count your chickens... feathers. It's a waste of time. When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... the world laught AT you. If at first you don't succeed... take a break. Watch a movie, read a book, go for a walk, just take a break. As you shall make your bed so shall you... get experience points for it. Better to be safe than... to have a spider crawling on you. Strike while the... onions respawn. It is always darkest before... your food is ready. Never underestimate the power of... a chicken wing! A rolling stone... is killing a bunch of cells. A bird in the hand is... dinner. It is better to light one candle than to... light up your bed instead. You have nothing to fear but... Runescape girls who are acually guys. If you can't stand the heat... use Water Strike. It doesn't hit much, and make magic attack all the way in the negative side by equiping armor and such so that you dont get any damadge. It seriously works! The squeaking wheel gets... zero tolerance. To err is human... to beg is noob. I think, therefore... I can't think of anything to put here. Early to bed and early to rise... gets the best time to fish. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... thousand critisims in other people shoes. Love all, trust... Thy Cabbage for Thy Victory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentstr88 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Too many cooks... ...Burn the food and make it taste bad A penny saved is... ...completely useless Don't count your chickens... ...untill they're fried When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... ... the world laughs at you If at first you don't succeed... ...THEN GIVE UP YOUR HOPELESS! As you shall make your bed so shall you... ...goto sleep Better to be safe than... ...in danger =p Strike while the... ...strikin's g00d It is always darkest before... ...sunhine Never underestimate the power of... ...the dark side A rolling stone... ...rolls A bird in the hand is... ...a pain in the butt It is better to light one candle than to... ...turn on the lights You have nothing to fear but... ...stuff that scares you If you can't stand the heat... ...then turn on the A/C The squeaking wheel gets... ...squeakier by the second To err is human... ...flesh I think, therefore... ...I have a chance of not failng Early to bed and early to rise... ...always sees dark when in bed =D A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... ...step Love all, trust...noone!!! Goals:Slayer 60/85Magic 70/75Range 62/70 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 lol i really want to try this: Too many cooks... ...make for an unbalanced economy... A penny saved is... ...yummy! Don't count your chickens... ...if you dont know numbers When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... ...other kids torture you for months. If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving isnt for you As you shall make your bed so shall you... ...sleep? Better to be safe than... ...in a safe. Strike while the... ... lungs are full It is always darkest before... ...puberty ends Never underestimate the power of... ... pudding! A rolling stone... ...smokes pot and plays bad music A bird in the hand is... ...painful It is better to light one candle than to... ... light 1 fire... its called arson You have nothing to fear but... ...Michael Jackson! If you can't stand the heat... ... cast ice barrage on yourself The squeaking wheel gets... ... on everyones nerves To err is human... ... to umm is stupid I think, therefore... ...you don't Early to bed and early to rise... ...indicates you have horrible jet lag A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... ... thousand dollars Love all, trust... ...love (aww) siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets_3ekout Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 too many cooks....that steal my lob sellers a peny saved is.... to anoy n33bs with in lummy dont count your chikens.... kill them for feathers when you laugh,the world laughs with you. when you cry... thats pathetic if at first you dont succeed... nag until u get what you want as you make your bed so shall you.... give me phr33 stuff better to be safe... then a n33b strike while the... people arent looking it is always darkest before... you turn your lamp on never underestimate the power of the... bronze daggers a rolling stone... rolls, is a stone, what more to say? a bird in the hand... is about to peck your fingers of its better to light 1 candle than to... light a house you have nothing to fear but... the wiggles if you cant stand the heat... throw a ice cooler at yourself the squeeking wheel gets... burned to err is human... to err is what i think, therefore... i need to give phr33 stuff to philip early to bed, early to rise... the earlier to play runescape the journey of a thousand miles begins with... phr33 cars love all, trust... me with your barows & whips A Draconic Guide V1.4, Fimer - Multi-Timer Farming Timer V3.Dragon Boots: 39|Abyssal Whips: 16|Dark Bows: 1| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmay929 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Too many cooks... is too much food A penny saved is... barely anything Don't count your chickens... if you dont have any, youd be wasting time When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... the world is laughing at you If at first you don't succeed... lower your standards As you shall make your bed so shall you... no clue Better to be safe than... in danger Strike while the... other person is not looking It is always darkest before... the sun comes out, duhh Never underestimate the power of... ME A rolling stone... is a very old rock musician A bird in the hand is... most likely flapping its wings to get out It is better to light one candle than to... light a house on fire You have nothing to fear but... ME If you can't stand the heat... move to Antarctica The squeaking wheel gets... pretty annoying To err is human... no clue I think, therefore... that I am not thinking Early to bed and early to rise... and early to bed again A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... drink of gatorade Love all, trust... everyone except the weatherman 122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defenseer Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Too many cooks make a heated kitchen A penny saved is that someone else dosen't have Don't count your chickens until u slaugter them When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry the world laughs If at first you don't succeed bust your butt the 2nd time As you shall make your bed so shall you brush your teeth Better to be safe than not safe Strike while the persons down It is always darkest before it is lightest Never underestimate the power of the dark side A rolling stone has moss grown on it A bird in the hand is easier to catch than one in the sky It is better to light one candle than to light no candle You have nothing to fear but underwater 50s If you can't stand the heat turn down the theromostat The squeaking wheel gets annoying To err is human to forgive is divine however neither is marine corps poloicy I think, therefore i am smarter than most Early to bed and early to rise keeps away the flu A journey of a thousand miles begins with a kick in the butt Love all, trust no one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defenseer Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Don't worry. Fixed. ~Krunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdboy60 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Too many cooks... just a bunch of french ppl A penny saved is... worthless, the bills are where its at Don't count your chickens... cuz a fox (or me) might eat them all (so u wasted ur time When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry... zezima probably took ur dragon stuff (or barrows) If at first you don't succeed... come back to it later, or just skip the problem As you shall make your bed so shall you... eat an apple pie Better to be safe than... to be caught by the KBD, KQ, and Daggonoth Rex at the same time Strike while the... the opponent is weak, or if they r a noob It is always darkest before... the power comes back on at 2:00 AM Never underestimate the power of... my swordplay skills A rolling stone... the start of a landslide A bird in the hand is... probably one of my 9, give it back! It is better to light one candle than to... fart in the fire You have nothing to fear but..., where to begin...? If you can't stand the heat... take ur head out of the stove, i need to cook a choc cake The squeaking wheel gets... shot first To err is human... , to not err is to be a god I think, therefore... i wasted my time Early to bed and early to rise... makes you know u have a job A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... travel agent Love all, trust...money :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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