when you start taking cabbages from a farm, running off yelling, "Kah Bah Gee!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Confession. I was with a friend at the market and we had to get some cabbage. I picked it up and yelled "Kah Bah Gee!" in the store and got random looks from people. To top it all off, a 12 year old kid looked at me startled and said "You're from the OoC!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend and I ran off. :P

 

 

 

rofl, i was laughing for a minute over that :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm almost guilty of saying noob and lol (lawl) ... one of those who have thought it but not quite said it.. not playing as much recently so hopefully i can avoid saying it for the rest of the school year..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol, i can just imagine the looks you'd get if you started exclaiming 'leet', 'one three three seven', 'rawful'.. of course the ultimate height of obsession is when you and your friends speak exactly as you would in the game.. then buy expensive walkie-talkie headsets that you could conceal, so you can pm each other in class. that'd be really cool, actually... anyways

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

only thing i can think of is if you become delusional and promise some poor kid 5 mil if he becomes your slave.. then go to a windmill, mistake it for a giant, and attack it with a spear, and then gets stuck in the windmill blade and pulls you off your feet, and you fall flat on your *** (not ripping off anything, i swear)

when u hit a drunk guy and he hits u back twice as hard and u complain that he should hav no attack :(

When you try to cut your house key into two halves and try to sell them for lots of money, claiming they're rare drops.

when you go to red lobster and start fishing for the lobsters in the aquriam.

Confession. I was with a friend at the market and we had to get some cabbage. I picked it up and yelled "Kah Bah Gee!" in the store and got random looks from people. To top it all off, a 12 year old kid looked at me startled and said "You're from the OoC!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend and I ran off. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFLMAO man that one got me sooo hard!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: thats rich lol

hehe...I actually read all of them :lol: thats how i know im addicted :shock:

EDIT

i said lol once, and my gf goes what/ I GO, nothing... :lol:

Your not nessearly addicted to runescape if you read, post in, or make these kinds of threads. If you were addicted to runescape you would be too busy playing runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well lets see here.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are addicted to runescape if...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You try to repair a net with a single rope

 

 

 

You try to harpoon fish wile standing on the beech

 

 

 

You replace the word "you" with "u" in all of your writting

 

 

 

You try to walk across a campfire

 

 

 

You try too cook some meat on a campfire without a pan or anything to hold the meat

 

 

 

You try to make a pizza by 1.Flatting out some dough 2. smearing a tomatoe on it 3. Smearing a piece of swiss cheese on it 4. cooking for 2 seconds

When u go to a doller general and ask if they h ave any bow and arrows in stock.

"when you hurl a throwing knife at an obese person thinking he is an ogre"

 

 

 

rofl that is probably the best 1

You get your *** kicked and accuse them of "h4x"

 

 

 

When someone beats someone up and you go PJ and punch them

 

 

 

Before a fight you go "pot?"

 

 

 

Your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake and you go wheres yer anti??

 

 

 

Someone swears at you and you say reported.

 

 

 

You see a horse and go crazy.

 

 

 

You accuse your cat of h4x when it won't follow you.

 

 

 

Your buying a wedding ring for your wife and go is this enchanted??

 

 

 

Your at a magic show and the guy pulls a bunny out of hat you go "omg nub I can cast telleother cammy"

 

 

 

Your science teacher says you can't get coal anymore cause it's almost mined and you say omg noob just wait like 20 seconds it'll respawn.

 

 

 

Your friend steals your food and you tell the teacher he hacked you.

 

 

 

Your mom lights a candle and you whats your fm??

 

 

 

Your friend finds a giant diamond on the ground and you go calm down noob it only 10k :roll:

You get your *** kicked and accuse them of "h4x"

 

 

 

When someone beats someone up and you go PJ and punch them

 

 

 

Before a fight you go "pot?"

 

 

 

Your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake and you go wheres yer anti??

 

 

 

Someone swears at you and you say reported.

 

 

 

You see a horse and go crazy.

 

 

 

You accuse your cat of h4x when it won't follow you.

 

 

 

Your buying a wedding ring for your wife and go is this enchanted??

 

 

 

Your at a magic show and the guy pulls a bunny out of hat you go "omg nub I can cast telleother cammy"

 

 

 

Your science teacher says you can't get coal anymore cause it's almost mined and you say omg noob just wait like 20 seconds it'll respawn.

 

 

 

Your friend steals your food and you tell the teacher he hacked you.

 

 

 

Your mom lights a candle and you whats your fm??

 

 

 

Your friend finds a giant diamond on the ground and you go calm down noob it only 10k :roll:

 

 

 

and go PJ and punch them? wtf?

You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!"

 

 

 

wooooot his one for the win whaha ;)

 

 

 

anyway lemme think of one.

 

 

 

When u walk around in a red skirt because u think it will save u when being hit :)

...when you are thankful every time you get to sit down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...when you actually say lol outloud instead of laughing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...when you say "nice armor" to a well dressed passer by.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...when you ask your barber where the make over mage is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...when you want to use the arrow buttons to change the view on another computer program.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... when you wish you had your ghostspeak ammy when you see that ghost in the attic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... when you refer to money in real life as gp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On a more personal note....

 

 

 

...when you've outplayed your levels, done everything, reached all your goals, don't play anymore, but the addiction is still there, so you end up doing guides and crew work for Tip.It. lolol.

 

 

 

Well the last one is me in a nutshell...but i dont write guides and do crew work for tip.it

You know your addicted to Runescape when u believe u can go to the barbershop bald and come out with long hair and a beard.

when someone dies and ask what did they drop.

when theirs a new girl in ur class and u ask: what lvl is she...i did that irl :roll:

When someone asks you your age and you say level 16 :P

When you try to bake a cake in 2 seconds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you mine a rock and think it'll respawn in a minute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you think one lump of iron ore and 2 lumps of coal ore make steel (it dosen't make any sense, coal is basically carbon, but steel is like low-carbon iron, so why would iron, smelted with carbon [how do you melt coal anyway] make a steel bar? :? )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you refine the coal into coke and add it into a furnace with the iron ore. The coke degrades and produces carbon which reduces the iron ore by being more reactive, and then you can run the iron and slag off at the bottom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

once you have the molten iron you add however much carbon you want (files are made of hi carbon steel - 0.5% carbon) and that defines the grade of steel

lol these r so funyy but i got 2, 1 is u go in the middle of safeway yelling selling blue phat lol that 1 got me and when u see an indian with a knife flecthing and u say " hey u r not a member yet!" and take them from him.

When you say to a chick "Drop ur cloths off 4nd pr3ss alt+f4 and you cant get more clothes!"and expect her to take off her clothes

you know you are addicted to rs when...

 

 

 

You burn your house down trying to cook a lobster. You tell yourself, "WTF? MY COOKING LEVEL IS 41!!!"

 

 

 

and...

 

 

 

You go to HEB with one of your legs missing and you bring a shark to the front desk and ask, "can I have my 1k plz?"

 

 

 

or...

 

 

 

When someone gets hurt on the show "AXE MEN"

 

you get off your couch go into a dramatic laugh and keep repeating,

 

"Noob, you shouldve used protect from melee. You woodcutting level must SUCK!!!"

 

 

 

all i can think of right now. \

you know your addicted to rs when you get shot and then you stuff a shark into your mouth

You set your school on fire and expect to get 100k fm xp.....