August 17, 201312 yr I kinda assume all harpies like being choked during sexI guess my girlfriend is a harpy nowThat logic is flawed
August 17, 201312 yr Carlos is 28. I'm 19.28/2 + 7 = 21 > 19ur okThats not how that equation works but your conclusion is more convenient than otherwise.Whoa damn that derp.Yeah get out of there u kno itYeah but if I stay with him for a few years it'll stop being age inappropriate. I like to over share. Last night I learned that I like to be choked during sex >.>I think I kinda did that last time to my girlfriend, but nothing too hard.Yeah he didn't kill me. I told my sister about it and showed her the bruises from the [stuff] (nothing too hard; I've always bruised easily). She highly disapproves but finds it amusing.I started watching Orange is the new Black with her and her father today. Alex is freaking hot. Its a really awkward family show to watch though because of all the half nudity and sexism and my sister also named Alex.Also her father looks a lot like one of the cops right down to the mustache. edit: and the transsexual character. Didn't expect that lol.
August 18, 201312 yr Author Carlos is 28. I'm 19.28/2 + 7 = 21 > 19ur okThats not how that equation works but your conclusion is more convenient than otherwise.Whoa damn that derp.Yeah get out of there u kno itYeah but if I stay with him for a few years it'll stop being age inappropriate. I like to over share. Last night I learned that I like to be choked during sex >.> Idk why but almost every girl likes this. Granted my sample size is only 3. But each time I'm just like WTF WHY. I still can't explain. But I will do it anyways. tl;dr: choke the girl during sex. She's guaranteed to like it. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~
August 18, 201312 yr Author its funny because of the acronym GF ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~
August 18, 201312 yr http://youtu.be/qQhjJ0BLxT0friend just showed me this... It's so amusingly funny but I kinda feel bad. I watched all of that. I...wat. Favorite part though? "YOU CANT SHOOT ME DOWN WITH YOUR ARROWS OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIES"
August 18, 201312 yr http://www.dragonfly...newpaycheck.asp That's me apparently. Also its been 20 pages and I'm still in shock about sir squab being alive. Also lol at "the put pure estrogen in my dew". Edit Damnit the link is broken. I came out a pikachu. Annnd now I'm going to go download a ROM of pokemon yellow. I am very much alive. Watching Digimon on Netflix because I don't have a gf to choke during sex. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
August 18, 201312 yr Idk why but almost every girl likes this. Granted my sample size is only 3. But each time I'm just like WTF WHY. I still can't explain. But I will do it anyways. tl;dr: choke the girl during sex. She's guaranteed to like it.Yeah I understand that, most of the women I've slept with like it rough like that, hair pulling, choking, etc. to some degree. And one, the first girl I slept with, was extremely uncomfortable with it and didn't want anything like that. -She- was the lesbian one and told me she didn't like it afterwards. I've had a really bad experiences of unwanted sex and roughness though that I figured anything beyond pulling hair would just take me back to it. And it did, a little, but it wasn't so bad after such a long time. Basically I was assaulted early on and for a while thought I had become pregnant from it. Turns out instead I was just 13 and severely underweight and under pressure. I thought and promised to myself to never sleep with anyone again, ever. Kinda never figured I'd go for fluffy handcuffs, tied back, riding crop, mean sex. But it was fantastic. I don't want to go back to school haha. I think I understand why women like it. Its hard to put to words though.
August 18, 201312 yr :eek: In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
August 18, 201312 yr I need to see that. No spoilers pls. ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide]
August 18, 201312 yr Carlos is 28. I'm 19.28/2 + 7 = 21 > 19ur okThats not how that equation works but your conclusion is more convenient than otherwise. I don't think 9 years is that big of a deal anyways. I think the biggest age difference I've had with a guy was like 17 years, so I think you're ok :P Today on our morning run Ammo rolled in shit. He was covered in it :(
August 18, 201312 yr He looks really happy. He looks a lot like a dog my family used to have too. Sad :( Isn't it rare for those breeds to not have different eye colours? I've never seen that. And for the age thing, I know its not the most drastic gap. But there's also a life experience gap; he's been an adult and working for ten years and had a fiancee and is a few months younger than my mom's boyfriend.Its just weird to think about..
August 18, 201312 yr a few months younger than my mom's boyfriend.ngl it feels weird as hell knowing that your mom could date your bf The life experience gap seems to put off a lot of girls I know too - quite a few here I asked can't see themselves in a relationship with a guy 3 years older. Also debating on whether to post some spoiler pics for Ambler. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
August 18, 201312 yr I'm dating someone exactly the same age as me. Exactly. Down to the second. ...[bleep] you she's beautiful, even if her nails are chewed. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
August 18, 201312 yr idgi In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
August 18, 201312 yr Tyler's just telling us about his romantic intentions for his hand, while also informing us of his nailbiting problem. (Does that count as spousal abuse)
August 18, 201312 yr ah damnit ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
August 18, 201312 yr He looks really happy. He looks a lot like a dog my family used to have too. Sad :( Isn't it rare for those breeds to not have different eye colours? I've never seen that. And for the age thing, I know its not the most drastic gap. But there's also a life experience gap; he's been an adult and working for ten years and had a fiancee and is a few months younger than my mom's boyfriend.Its just weird to think about.. Yea, he's always happiest when he's done something he shouldn't have <_< I'm not sure if it's rare or not for them. The pictures I saw of his siblings all just have the one eye color. Edit: I found a picture of some of the pups in his litter: And I can see how the life experience and the fact he's such a close age to your mom's boyfriend could be strange to get used too. With the 17 year difference I had, it wasn't so much a relationship as much as a mutual enjoyment of sex, naps, and cribbage :lol:
August 18, 201312 yr Oh my gosh those puppies are adorable. I really want a dog. LIke [bleep], why.Guess I'll have to live in a pet-friendly house next year and get one. Moving into to school on Wednesday and have said bye to all my friends already. This is so [bleep]ing sureal. Also, realizing how shallow alot of my friendships are by the goodbyes that were had.Fun stuff. muziclab
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