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How will zee person above you die?

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A coconut falls from a tree you are passing, striking you on the head.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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The coconut is teleported away from me (as i'm so amazing) and I then fire it at you.

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Those little guys in your signature attack. They are also invincible for some reason. And can't be moved/pushed around by others.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Oh.... I die then.

 

I sneak into your house at night, and kill you

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Pre-mature burial. And the coffin is sealed in a few meters of cement because people fear you so. Also magical runes that block teleportation.

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

I manage to claw out of the coffin with my little toe and then manage to smash the concrete with my little finger and then own everyone in the graveyard and then find you and then get you and wait till you alone and then I walk towards you and...

 

[mod edit ~ innapropriate]

 

Wha... it was hard thinking up that.

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Running up Mt. Everest with no clothes on

My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG.

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I have my fur (refrence... to my avatar..... geddit)

 

Getting raped by your car.

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Getting run over by the car in my sig

My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG.

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I regenerate and destroy your car and then I throw a billion knives into your back.

 

(now you have to change your sig)

 

Put this in your signiture.

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You will die, a priest will come and hit you on the head with that cross in your sig, or gravestone...

 

Btw... I would'nt be seen dead with that sig :P

My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG.

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Lol... Its so last year.

 

I am now indistructable (look at my sig)

 

I set fire to you.

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One of these days your being a douche and a moron is gonna make someone kill you, and that's how you'll die.

I didn't die because you never killed me.

 

I burn you in sulphuric acid.

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I make friends with the taliban and come round your house with them...

My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG.

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They all realise that its there lifelong friend

 

Osama

 

so the kill you.

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You take a shower, and something terrible happens to you there. You die in your shower. I'm not going to further details.

 

*Drinks potion that makes me invincible to everything and allows me to live forever.*

You try to swim in the bath and splash all the water everywhere and magicly turn into a fish. You have run out of water

My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG.

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Something terrible involving tentacles.

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

Accidentally kills self.....only Death can kill Death

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"Probably the worst thing I do is take bubble baths. But manly ones."

 

No matter what the avatar looks like, I'm male

Eaten by the cat you idolise

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"Probably the worst thing I do is take bubble baths. But manly ones."

 

No matter what the avatar looks like, I'm male

I am that cat! I am king garfield!!!!

 

I reach my paws into your heart screaming "KALIMA!!!" and then pull out your beating heart and eat it.

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Dies from some disease that comes from eating my heart

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"Probably the worst thing I do is take bubble baths. But manly ones."

 

No matter what the avatar looks like, I'm male

I survive for long enough to pass the disease onto you (its a instant flesh eating disease)

 

Because I own so much I regenerate instantly.

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