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How will zee person above you die?

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Your corpse gets double killed by a group of wandering :twss: smileys with stakes made out of the game.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Eaten by termites.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Your limbs will be cut off, then you will be coated in honey, then you will be dumped on a tropical island. Bugs will slowly eat you alive.

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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The bugs throw you up, piece by piece, until you're rebuilt. Then a bear comes. with dds.

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I wasn't the one eaten by bugs? :-s

 

 

 

Also, you can't control a wild animal, it turns on you and rips you to shreds.

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You and Andrew W.K. party so hard that your brain melts and comes out your ears.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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You go on a bus and some maniac stabs you, guts you and beheads you. Sawing your head off slowly...

 

 

 

The same man smiles and hands you a cookie. BUT WAIT!...

 

 

 

Its an eeeevil cookie! :twisted:

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Shout to LowFatMilk for the sig! Doin your body and sig good :lol:

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usinz beds gramur fremin neb hwo caznt spel worh a crup

Your grandma bludgeons you to death with her walker.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

every letter from the word "bludgeon" pops out and stabs you with their points.

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...when you see me, suicide is the best option.

You look in the mirror.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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that's quite a death you have there! :shock:

 

You get eaten by :mrgreen: .

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Zombies

Ragmar12345 come back to life as a zombie, bites you causeing you to become a zombie and then I shoot both your heads off.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

That sounds fun.

 

Your masks in your sig come alive and bite off your head.

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I'm going to milk Goon's teats

:twss: devours you soul. (As it is already doing.)

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

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