You continue to regenerate every cell in your body for the rest of life. You become larger than the earth and die of suffocation.

An oversized golden ring falls around your neck. You stand there surprised for a moment. Quickly after a blue blur reduces you to a gooey lump of Kc.

Is beaten up and killed by rampaging players of the game

You get thrown to the pit of doom.

You'll get dragged down with me

Freddy Krueger is the reason you die.

I don't know who that is really :oops:

 

You'll die because I'll murder you :evil:

The traffic is so hot, a car drives on you, and you die.

But you'll be dead, so I'll die happy :thumbsup:

It's not any fun if you kill yourself in your post.

 

So Dr. Octogonapus jumps out and burns the rest of your remains so you can have no proper funeral.

a bird will swoop you and go straight through your head like a bullet then it will eat your carcass and leave no evidence

The fat bird will fall on you

A bigger bird attacks you.

 

You survive, and are now on a hospital, but wait the bird is still after you. So the bird destroys the whole hospital, meanwhile I'm on Hawaii taking a vocation. B)

And get crushed by a tidal wave

I rip you apart with my little finger.

You are put into an airtight concrete box. Which is shot deep into space. Which is shortly after decimated by a nuclear missile. The remnants of the box are then colocted and shot on a one way ticket to the sun.

 

I don't know who that is really :oops:

I am reincarnated into the body of a baby and I escape exorsism and become the president of the USA and then fire five hundred billion nuclear bombs onto you.

Because logic does not seem to be a factor, I deflect them back at you.

They hit me but I simply regenerate and then I lift you up and waterboard you (I'm american president, you see thats what the presidents do)

 

I then make you choke on frozen sulphuric acid.

Accupuncture performed by a patient of an insane asylum. You are also tied down. we also provided him with an unlimited supply of needles. "Dirty" needles, if you will.

As he comes near me he's cured of his insanity (because I R jesus) and then I teleknetically throw the needles into your neck (Because I can do that y'no)

Silly, that's just the morphine talking.

 

Anywho, you're mauled by a swarm of chipmunks.

My secret weakness.... chimpmunks, but because i'm super powerful I summon a thousand chuck norris's who; even though weaker eradicate the chipmunks. the chuck norris's form into me and make me more powerful by a bit (only a thousand chucks)

 

 

And a bird poo's on your head with some sort of acidic poo which eats away at your brain making you, dumb, and then dead.

Suffocation, induced by a thick plastic bag. And by that, I mean body bag. Hung over a pit leading straight to the center of the earth. With a rat chomping on the rope hanging the bag in place.

I simply take off the plastic bag and pull of the rat and then I walk out of the pit of death and dual wield uzi's and fire them into your head.