Death Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 After missing every shot, you find yourself incapable of reloading. That's when you notice the grenade beneath you feet. Which explodes. And don't say you regenerate. The point of the game isn't to overcome death, coming back to life is assumed. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Big Bill is a professional killer who kills you. He is also a professional to hide your body, he makes sure you don't get a proper funeral. *Looks for Big Bill and is ready to shoot him with my pistol.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcawte Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Crushed by a sign you carry around saying, "I advertised youtube's site!" My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Crushed by a giant metal anvil which falls from the sky for no apparent reason, I then summon a thousand chuck norris's to destroy the remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Big Bill shot me, I couldn't shoot him. He's after YOU next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowFatMilk Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 well you just die from too many callories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Youll die from the money of your photos D:< [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 A koi fish leaps out of that pond and flays you. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateTheGreat Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 You are going to be on vacation at the grand canyon and you are going to sneeze and fly backwards right off the edge O_O in new york, concrete jungle where dreams are made oftheres nothing you cant do, now youre in new yorkthese streets will make you feel brand newbig lights will inspire you, lets here it for new york Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 A delightfully devious moderator will walk up to you one day. Said moderator will force feed you lead paint until death occurs. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Big Bill keeps on shooting people until someone finally gets him, and he shoots you next, Death7755. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 You get shot by me through Big Bills skull. :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 You die in a train wreck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 You die in a train wreck.Hmm, does that mean in about never? Almost no railroad crossings in Norway at all and I take the train maybe once-twice every fifth year. You will die in a boat accident. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 You die of AIDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 You die due to extreme allergic reactions to your Garfield avvy. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 A large tuna comes and impales you with a swordfish. He then cleans you, fillets you, cooks you, and garnishes you with some nice herbs and spices. He then eats you. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcawte Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Your gold mining, you swing your Pickaxe and crack your skull open. You lay on the ground, motionless. My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 A meteor shower kills you and everybody you know from your city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 You'll die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when youre too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until youre young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, drink a lot of alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm. Yeah, I think that's about right, enjoy life, TheBlazikenMaster! (Note, not really sure if that's allowed, edit if necessary!!) RIP Michaelangelopolous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 You get shot for assuming that I'd do drugs, I never do drugs, I never do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcawte Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Your woodcutting behind the bank, you swing your axe and chop yourself almost in half, the only thing holding you together is your skull. My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 You commit harakiri. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 A demon kills you with his dark magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wugmasterx Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 after that happens the demon goes for you :D Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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