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How will zee person above you die?

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After missing every shot, you find yourself incapable of reloading. That's when you notice the grenade beneath you feet. Which explodes.

 

And don't say you regenerate. The point of the game isn't to overcome death, coming back to life is assumed.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Big Bill is a professional killer who kills you. He is also a professional to hide your body, he makes sure you don't get a proper funeral.

 

*Looks for Big Bill and is ready to shoot him with my pistol.*

Crushed by a sign you carry around saying, "I advertised youtube's site!"

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Crushed by a giant metal anvil which falls from the sky for no apparent reason, I then summon a thousand chuck norris's to destroy the remains.

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Youll die from the money of your photos D:<

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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A koi fish leaps out of that pond and flays you.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You are going to be on vacation at the grand canyon and you are going to sneeze and fly backwards right off the edge O_O

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in new york, concrete jungle where dreams are made of

theres nothing you cant do, now youre in new york

these streets will make you feel brand new

big lights will inspire you, lets here it for new york

A delightfully devious moderator will walk up to you one day. Said moderator will force feed you lead paint until death occurs.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You get shot by me through Big Bills skull. :thumbsup:

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You die in a train wreck.

Hmm, does that mean in about never? Almost no railroad crossings in Norway at all and I take the train maybe once-twice every fifth year.

 

You will die in a boat accident.

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You die due to extreme allergic reactions to your Garfield avvy.

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A large tuna comes and impales you with a swordfish. He then cleans you, fillets you, cooks you, and garnishes you with some nice herbs and spices. He then eats you.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Your gold mining, you swing your Pickaxe and crack your skull open. You lay on the ground, motionless.

My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG.

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You'll die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when youre too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until youre young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, drink a lot of alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.

 

Yeah, I think that's about right, enjoy life, TheBlazikenMaster!

 

(Note, not really sure if that's allowed, edit if necessary!!)

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Your woodcutting behind the bank, you swing your axe and chop yourself almost in half, the only thing holding you together is your skull.

My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG.

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You commit harakiri.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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after that happens the demon goes for you :D

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

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