May 26, 200917 yr You facepalm so hard causing the bridge of your nose to be forced upwards into your brain. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 26, 200917 yr but he lands on top of you while facepalming and he did facepalm so hard that is actually crushed your beating heart while it was still inside your chest, causing you to die instantly. (Well after the pain of your chest imploding on your heart...) Ponies!
May 26, 200917 yr As all this was happening, you notice, a bit too late, that the walls around you are all wired with explosives connected to a trigger that was Goonstalf's heart and you get blown up when his heart stops. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 26, 200917 yr You were a bit too close to the explosion and though you don't die directly from it, it throws you infront of a herd of roaming cattle which slowly tramples you to death while trying to eat your eyeballs and getting random bits of grass in them causing them to become really irritated. So not only do you die slowly and painfully, you don't get peace before you die. Ponies!
June 2, 200917 yr you are killed by a goblins acid breath, soon it dissolves your skin into solid pee which lil wayne eats to cure his*bleep* pains Clicky Here For My Defence Pure GUide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A Guide To Range Tanks
July 4, 200917 yr Everyone Forum Gamer kicks you in the head for killing this game with a Lil Wayne post. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
July 4, 200917 yr The Zombie sun in your signature gets you. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
July 4, 200917 yr i kill you with annoyance, by forcing you to listen to techno for 18+ hours lots of money is tainted, it taint yours, and it taint mine
July 4, 200917 yr You'd die from surprise, because I'd probably enjoy that. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
July 16, 200916 yr Dies in the process of killing everyone else for letting this thread die. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
July 18, 200916 yr You're already dead. I don't know, I don't consider the entity "Death" dead, so much as I consider it invincible and immortal. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
July 25, 200916 yr The Philosoraptor rips your head off for doing his job. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
July 26, 200916 yr I was under the inpression that it was Velociraptor. Banned for possibly being wrong, since I don't feel like checking. (Of course there's the possibility that you intentionally mispelt it to make it sound cooler...) Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
July 26, 200916 yr The Philosoraptor kills you for not knowing who he is. Example: I'm going to milk Goon's teats
July 27, 200916 yr you fall down while playing foot ball..cut your hand....get infection....die a nubey death... :wall: :wall: :wall: Barrows Drops:....................................................Dragon Drops:...............Other Drops: Dharok: 2 Helms, 1 Top, 2 Legs, 4 Axes.......................2 Claws Split..................1 Bandos Tassets Karil: 1 Coif, 1 Top, 2 Skirt, 2 Crossbows......................3 Plate legs...................4 Berserker RingsAhrim: 3 Hood, 2 Top, 3 Skirt, 1 Staff..........................2 Plate Skirts.................2 Warrior RingsVerac: 1 Helm, 3 Tops, 2 Skirts, 1 Flail..........................1 Med........................1 Archer RingGuthan: 2 Helm, 5 Tops, 1 Skirt, 0 Spear.....................1 Shield Half.................1 Seers RingTorag: 2 Helms, 2 Tops, 5 Legs, 1 Hammer....................4 Hatchets..................1 Missed Divine Sigil (was at bank -,- fml)
October 9, 200916 yr You watch a horrible movie, but you realize that there are only horrible movies in the theater, so you shoot yourself.
October 9, 200916 yr Your repertoire of pokemon all turn on you. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
October 9, 200916 yr You go back in time to see yourself as a baby and accidentally drop yourself on your head. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 9, 200916 yr You get shot. You wake up finding yourself at a hospital, but whoever shot you finds you and shoots you again.
October 9, 200916 yr You are violently castrated. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
October 9, 200916 yr You fall into a pit. *Hires hitmen would would do anything to make sure nobody can kill me.* *Hides in a mansion loaded with them.* Try to kill me now. :twisted:
October 10, 200916 yr *Drops the f-bomb.* Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
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