Goonstalf Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 You facepalm so hard causing the bridge of your nose to be forced upwards into your brain. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 but he lands on top of you while facepalming and he did facepalm so hard that is actually crushed your beating heart while it was still inside your chest, causing you to die instantly. (Well after the pain of your chest imploding on your heart...) Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 As all this was happening, you notice, a bit too late, that the walls around you are all wired with explosives connected to a trigger that was Goonstalf's heart and you get blown up when his heart stops. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 You were a bit too close to the explosion and though you don't die directly from it, it throws you infront of a herd of roaming cattle which slowly tramples you to death while trying to eat your eyeballs and getting random bits of grass in them causing them to become really irritated.   So not only do you die slowly and painfully, you don't get peace before you die. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mweddle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 you are killed by a goblins acid breath, soon it dissolves your skin into solid pee which lil wayne eats to cure his*bleep* pains Clicky Here For My Defence Pure GUide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A Guide To Range Tanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Everyone Forum Gamer kicks you in the head for killing this game with a Lil Wayne post. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 The Zombie sun in your signature gets you. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear95 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i kill you with annoyance, by forcing you to listen to techno for 18+ hours lots of money is tainted, it taint yours, and it taint mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 You'd die from surprise, because I'd probably enjoy that. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Dies in the process of killing everyone else for letting this thread die. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockgabriel9 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I kill you by...   Wtf? You're alredy dead?   *Kills self in place of Death* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 You're already dead.   I don't know, I don't consider the entity "Death" dead, so much as I consider it invincible and immortal. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 The Philosoraptor rips your head off for doing his job. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I was under the inpression that it was Velociraptor. Banned for possibly being wrong, since I don't feel like checking. (Of course there's the possibility that you intentionally mispelt it to make it sound cooler...) Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 The Philosoraptor kills you for not knowing who he is. Example:   I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 All your internal organs gets ripped out your [wagon], you die. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opeious Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 you fall down while playing foot ball..cut your hand....get infection....die a nubey death... :wall: :wall: :wall: Â Barrows Drops:....................................................Dragon Drops:...............Other Drops: Dharok: 2 Helms, 1 Top, 2 Legs, 4 Axes.......................2 Claws Split..................1 Bandos Tassets Karil: 1 Coif, 1 Top, 2 Skirt, 2 Crossbows......................3 Plate legs...................4 Berserker RingsAhrim: 3 Hood, 2 Top, 3 Skirt, 1 Staff..........................2 Plate Skirts.................2 Warrior RingsVerac: 1 Helm, 3 Tops, 2 Skirts, 1 Flail..........................1 Med........................1 Archer RingGuthan: 2 Helm, 5 Tops, 1 Skirt, 0 Spear.....................1 Shield Half.................1 Seers RingTorag: 2 Helms, 2 Tops, 5 Legs, 1 Hammer....................4 Hatchets..................1 Missed Divine Sigil (was at bank -,- fml) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You watch a horrible movie, but you realize that there are only horrible movies in the theater, so you shoot yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Your repertoire of pokemon all turn on you. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You go back in time to see yourself as a baby and accidentally drop yourself on your head. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You get shot. You wake up finding yourself at a hospital, but whoever shot you finds you and shoots you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You are violently castrated. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You fall into a pit. *Hires hitmen would would do anything to make sure nobody can kill me.* *Hides in a mansion loaded with them.* Try to kill me now. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 *Drops the f-bomb.*Â Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 The wind blows the f bomb back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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