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How will zee person above you die?

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As he dies the computer cycle swerves madly and crashes into you riping you in two.

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The forum mods become angry with you and take a pint of your blood for every post you've ever made.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

They also hit you once in the head with a sledgehammer for the difference between our post counts.

You choke on a cinnamon roll

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Your keyboard turns out to be a ninja.

I like stir fry

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Your riding your bear to work, just like every other day, when all of a sudden the driver in the lane next to you loses control and crashes his bear into yours.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You are forced to listen to Madonna until your head explodes.

You are forced to listen to Phil Collins until you kill yourself

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The sun will eat you, duh.

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You get specced by all your avatar's godswords

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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You try to put on your slayer helm inside out

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The people in your signature get to life and kill you

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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youll pick up the slayer helm in your avatar, and try to put it on inside out

I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come

You get a deja vu just like me, but because you cant speak french you will go mad and jump of the empire state building

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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You lose the game and in a facedesk, you give your self a concussion putting you in a coma for 50 years where you slowly decay.

I like stir fry

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You get beaten to death with a rubber chicken.

 

 

 

Off-topic: You really suck, stop mentioning the game.

You get beaten to death with a rubber chicken.

 

 

 

Off-topic: You really suck, stop mentioning the game.

 

You die from threatening me. I'm just hardcore like that.

I like stir fry

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While tightrope walking over the Grand Canyon, on your way to the clown festival, you take a wrong step and fall into the water and jagged rocks below. You survive, but on the way to the hospital to get a band aid for your skinned knee you get hit by a bus.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You trip and die.

 

End of story

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Your dragon in your sig kills you for not feeding it.

The UN targets and eliminates all supporters of the New Bank of Runescape for conspiring to bomb the moon.

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You get eaten by giant flying man-eating waffles. :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

You'll be transported to the world of runescape, and you'll be killing rex but I lure prime and supreme on you then tele, leaving you good as dead.

but I never go down to kill the kings...

 

 

 

You will die when evil bob comes and kills you for popping his balloon animals.

You sneeze so hard that your eyes pop out. 1½ seconds later 7,341,098 carpenter bees fly into the empty sockets and eat yo' brain. The End.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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