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How will zee person above you die?


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I will jump out of a bush at you with a cloth drenched in chloroform, and take your unconscious body into a car.

 

From there, I will hand cuff you and slap you until you're fully conscious again.

 

After demands of knowing where you are and who I am, I will cut your body with paper and drench your wounds with lemon juice.

 

Then I'll suffocate you to death with a hug to help your boo boos.

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You walk along the street and a snoty nosed, spotty 12 year old kid walks up to you.

 

 

 

He shouts: OMG I'm liek m00r l33tage than u!!1!one1! Die noob!

 

 

 

You then get owned by his uberdragonfirewtfninjaskillhytbbq of death.

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

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NAZI ZOMBIES.

 

 

 

 

 

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(No, i dont actually think I'm in the crips.)

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The propellor of said roflcopter continues forward as it crashes decapitating you. Your still living head land on a flaming pike. Your body is then picked apart by carrion birds.

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As you look in the pit and laugh at my dying body a noob comes up behind you and says free stuff pl0x

 

you are startled and fall in too

 

you somehow survive the fall but die of old age after 60 years of eating nothing but maggotts

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As you look in the pit and laugh at my dying body a noob comes up behind you and says free stuff pl0x

 

you are startled and fall in too

 

you somehow survive the fall but die of old age after 60 years of eating nothing but maggotts

 

 

 

sound familiar?

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