July 27, 200817 yr my dead zombie cat comes and takes a bit out of you. you scream in pain as blood gushes out of your leg... and you die in a pool of blood from a head injury that you got when you fell from blood loss :shock:
August 9, 200817 yr Turns out you forgot you left your toster on and it lights your house on fire. You manage to escape the fire by running out of your house, but trip while running and die. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
August 9, 200817 yr A wild pack of Lawlrus' hug you to death!! mwahahahahahaha! I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage
August 9, 200817 yr http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawing Have fun Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
August 10, 200817 yr Oh CRAP!!! :cry: :ohnoes: you will be hung upside down by the nether regions, (I mean you, family jewels!) with rusty barbed wire until they rip apart and you plummet to your death to be impaled on [bleep]es 50 metres below!!! hahaha!!! take that! :twisted: :thumbsup: I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage
August 24, 200817 yr Jesus Christ Jedi Knight will come back from the dead and decapitate you with his lightsaber. Then t-bag your severed head. If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person.
August 24, 200817 yr You will wake up to someone pealing your skin off with a potato pealer and slowly bleed to death! :twisted:
August 24, 200817 yr You will be walking down to the market and some crazy psycho will show up and shove a gigantic coil of razor wire down your throat. Then he wil decapitate you with a rusty spoon. Tumblr. Follow me!
August 24, 200817 yr You will be forced to sit in the Heretic's chair untill near death then you will be killed with "The Cat's Paw". :twisted: Heretic's Chair - The victim would sit in the chair and weights would be applied onto the victim forcing his body into the metal [bleep]es, the chair is not to kill only to cause suffering. The Cat's Paw - A short pole with a pitch fork at one end. It was used to tear the the flesh of the victim and nothing but an extension to the torturer's hand. The [bleep]es were sharp enough to tear anything in their path. More then often resulted in death.
August 31, 200817 yr part of the castle in your siggy falls on you, only injuring you. You are then rushed to the hospital where an unskilled surgeon accidentally rips off your head. :shock: how many runescapers does it take to change a lightbulb? 20,0001 to change the lightbulb and the rest to complain about how the first one was better There are lots of bad people in the world, but they're like slinkies; you can have so much fun pushing them down two flights of stairs... My previous acount, 'WeirdAl_fan' was unable to be recovered after the crash...
September 17, 200817 yr You get electricuted to death because you were a silly executionist who accidentally handcuffed yourself to theflightingmime when you turned on the electric chair.
September 18, 200817 yr zee person above me will die when I get to you on my "People Who Must Have Their Innards Ripped Out" list.
September 18, 200817 yr O RLLY? Zee vill die vin I ressurvect Hitler to kill vou vor burning mein list.
October 24, 200817 yr You will die half buried when you can barely reach for that dollar to pay someone to dig you up. Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0
October 26, 200817 yr [hide=] Death by...... Giga Jigglypuff...... holding a death weapon.[/hide] Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0
October 26, 200817 yr death from finding such epic pictures. and then the pictures will consume you, and swallow your brains!
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