How will zee person above you die?

[bargong]

Your seat belt in your car turns into a boa constrictor and strangles you.

 

 

 

Game Over.

 

 

 

You turn your game off and some midget walks torwards you, then lunges at your neck with his feet, and snaps it.

 

 

 

Game is REALLY Over.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Just to prove to you that this isn't a game, people use all kinda weapons on you to kill you. :roll:

 

 

 

*uses my gun to protect me, as usual.*

[4be2jue]

your gun is gettong so old that it stops working forever and under the gun law you have it conficated by the police. you are left unprotected and you walk out into the road and a bus kills you

[bargong]

You are flying on a SouthEast flight, and you hear the flight attendants start screaming. Everyone starts panicking, and the oxygen masks drop.

 

You see Freddy Kruegar step out of the pilot's cabin and out into the coach.

 

 

 

 

 

You hear the director call cut and says take five. You walk out onto the street where the mob activity has been up recently. You step out and then you get mobbed.

 

 

 

 

 

You hear the director say cut, and you go out into the open alley between the studio and the warehouse nextdoor, at night. Then, you director sneaks up behind you, says "Cut.", and slits your throat and leaves you to die.

 

 

 

Ominous eh?

[4be2jue]

one morning, the sun is shining so bright you get up and go out to play, only for you to be burnt to a cinder by the suns rays, you crumple up into a messy pile. the road sweeper comes along and sweeps you up, then taking you to the dump site were you are mixed with rubbish from everyone toilet

[Lenin64]

in an accident involving mainly spoons :shock: :ohnoes:

[hohto]

Lenin will rise from his grave and strangle all the wannabe neocommunists. After that in hell Marx will make him count his facial hair and every tim he goes wrong or keeps too long pause, he'll suffer few decades in fires started by Mao.

[Soviet_skunk]

Communists will overthrow his towns local goverment and destroy him in a great whirlpool of communists with big knives and then in hell he will be forced to read the communist manifesto for all eternity!

[dutycalls5609]

The hammer and sickle in your Soviet avatar take a trip to the Warriors Guild. There they become animated and seek vengeance upon you for using them years after the government they represent was disbanded.

[Dizzle229]

but just then dr. fenkenstrain steals your brain for research!

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

While you're trying to take a vocation from your every day life, some addict to the movie Snakes on a Plane plants a lot of poisonous snakes to the plane. And, unlike in the movie, there are no survivors, as no FBI agent is on the plane. :twisted:

 

 

 

That excludes me of course because I'm in a helicopter, and with a pilot that simply doesn't know anything about how to crash, doesn't know anything at all. However, he has a lot of knowledge on how to not get lost, and fly a helicopter.

[vix_sail]

Unfortunately as the snakes kill the plane pilot, it goes down on top of the unsuspecting chopper which goes down in a jumbled mass of wreckage and carnage into a live volcano

[purfishx]

As you got on your (whatever transporation you use to get school), the tire burst, causing you to swerve into the line of fire of a sniper that was aiming for the chinese president whom you interfered his aim and made you get shot through your chest. A bus collided with the front of your vehicle and made a pipe pierced through your leg, poisoning you and causing your lower body to fail. Stopping you from moving out of the way from a loose vat of fuel that fell off the back of a truck, which smashed your head in the exploded obliterating every molecule of your body.

 

 

 

There you go. O:)

[Alexpop11]

the gas leak expodes, makeing such a huge explosion, it destroys the city.

 

and, you happen to be F.B.I agent who shot vix_sail with a sniper.

 

you die in the explosion. (it was a big gas leak.. and to make it worse it was beside the gas station)

 

at the current time i was on the other side of the earth. in canada.

[Chikenbot90]

The Canadian government sees you buying illegal drugs and sends you to the Netherlands where you get run over by some drunk driver...

 

 

 

THE END! :

[haha13254]

The drunk finds a gun and does a drive-by in a crowded shopping center, but there is only one casualty,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[hide]YOU![/hide]

[firelord688]

the :twisted: come out of the ground and cuts you open with a dragon dagger!

[Nenga]

Using my awsome power I throw a can of gasoline at you then shoot it with a fire arrow while it is over your head causing it to blow up and kill you.

[dutchstyle]

Your quest cape turns into a plane and flies you to 20000 feet without a parachute and the pilot drops you. Than you log out and your pc will blow up.

 

 

 

I was at my own bday at the moment but I was into an empty room without a single item.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Without a single visible item you mean, there is an invisible bomb there, that causes your death. :twisted:

[Nenga]

Your :twisted: smily comes alive and eats you then it starts doing this \ . Hehe you got pwned by a smily :XD:

[dutchstyle]

When your sleeping your black armour comes alive and gets you.

[Errdoth]

You get K_1_C_K_E_D in the neck.

 

 

 

Phew, man am I clever... 8-)

[Chikenbot90]

Somewhere in space a satellite gets zapped by a random thing and shoots your tacos. Your tacos come to life and start eating you!

 

 

 

"Muahahahaha! That's what you get for eating tacos!" they say. :twisted:

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Oh yeah? Well, some gangsters that care about nothing but watching people bleed, do their hobbies in YOUR house.