I didn't die in the last post, thanks. =D>

 

 

 

Technically I didn't die, because you said I'd do something I'd never do. I'm not that dumb. :roll:

 

 

 

I still have my gun, and I shoot Soothsayer for the lame and false dying reason. :roll:

I'm just gonna make this nice and simple,that i have nothin to do with.

 

 

 

You die of natural causes. :|

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. Dude, you forgot to kill me a few posts up :shame:

 

P.S.S. Try to kill me in the funniest way this time :lol:

What natural causes?

 

 

 

Funny way to die? No way, I prefer evil. :twisted:

 

 

 

A terrible storm blows houses away, and one of the houses fall on you.

 

 

 

NOTE: I still have my gun. I just hope the storm won't come to me.

just as the storm goes away, a tornado comes, but misses your house by 50 meters. course, just as you think your safe, a random shard of glass flys from the tornado, and goes deep into your head

The tornado comes over to your house, so you're no less save.

 

 

 

*after it's over, I come back home from the hospital, with my gun as usual for protection.*

 

 

 

I'm having a conversation with two black(not literally they are actually brown-skinned) people, so I probably would be too busy to reach my gun.

 

 

 

Anyway, I would notice as my house door and windows have alarms on.

that blazekin in your sig comes outa nowhere and kills you wiht some kinda move that kills people :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :-s =;

 

 

 

wait he killed me wtf!?

Oh right, Blaziken are quick, so they can burn my gun.

 

 

 

Anyway, the fire department comes and makes the fire go away, but Blaziken has already gone away, and is now in your house and kills you.

 

 

 

NOTE: I still have my gun.

wtf he killed me?

 

 

 

 

 

remember htat?

 

 

 

anyway he blew up my house and the explosion killed u but no oen else because blazekin but anti bomb sheild around them for some reason and now ur dead and im dead so i kill u as a ghost

 

 

 

oh and btw i did it with a blk dagger

How the hell are you going to kill me with a black dagger if I got a gun? :roll:

 

 

 

So we're both in hell, since we're both dead. Yeah you heard me, even if you'd go to heaven, I hired a demon that will kidnap you from heaven and send you to hell with me. :twisted:

 

 

 

I find a way out of hell and back to NYC, since we can only be dead once. Once I do, I throw you to a busy road and you die in the traffic.

 

 

 

*runs away from the cops that are after me.*

i tell the cops that ur behind that buildng there... then they shoot u and u die and u cant talk anymore then they shoot me and my blk dagegr stops in then i get 60atk adn use d dagger and kill em for u and idk what after that

all the pokemon from everywere decide that your evil for trying to kill theblazikenmaster with his own blaziken. The random groudon steps on you, and all the pokemon yell " WOOT! PANKAKES!!!" but, they dont eat you as they dont have any surup

hmm i can swear that ive already replied...

 

 

 

u died cause i stabbed groudon in the foot with a p+ x infianty

 

 

 

and he fell on you

you forgot about the rest of the pokemon army :twisted:

they left afer gdon died

You get real hurt in a train crash, one of the very few survivors.

 

 

 

But on the hospital a serial killer shoots everyone in the hospital at random, and shoots you.

 

 

 

*Finds a way out of hell and back to life, and brings some demons with me.*

 

 

 

Now I'm surrounded by demons that are protecting me.

ive decided im sick of killing on this thread so im with blazekinmaster

 

 

 

but sadly demons dont like to keep deals...

 

 

 

he killed u and im next :shock:

you just anserd your own question :twisted:

A terrible storm comes that kills everyone, with no survivors, the storm is so terrible it can blow away even steel.

that means you to, blazikenmaster

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Kirby inhales you through the wrong end of his body and you are trapped in his intestines and die from lack of oxygen.

u try and save him and suffocate yourself :shock:

you eat a bad kabab and die a long painfull death

 

(food poison sucks) :uhh:

Crushed by a yew tree while trying to kill bots. Timberr!

You are close by so it hits you as well. :twisted:

 

 

 

However I'm over 5,000 miles away from that tree, so it can't be falling on me.