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How will zee person above you die?

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they continue on there hunt, killing you.

 

i shoot them with a sniper riffle before they do anything else.

You die in an accident involving mainly spoons.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I slash you with my sickle!!(and maybe hit you with my hammer a few times too for good measure!)

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Your Zoe kill you because you are not fluffy enough.. -.-

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Wolf Hunter zombies kill you.

 

 

 

But they kill nobody else, when I find a magical potion that lets them get back to life, in a true human form, I teach them the difference between a human and a wolf.

An anvil falls on your head, Warner Bros style.

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Speaking of Warner Bros.

 

 

 

You notice a rabbit eating a carrot that tells you, "Bah, wazzup dock?"

 

 

 

And a pig behind you tries to aim at the rabbit and accidentally hits you.

the shot flys right though teh_langzor's head, and hits you.

 

I was able to dodge it.

A rabid ferret gnaws your legs off, and you bleed to death. ::'

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Here be dragons ^

 

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My steelix uses its tails and hits you in the stomach, and you bleed to death.

 

 

 

Then I return it back to the ultra ball and fly away along with my friend Jack in a helicopter.

Your friend is really my personal assassin, and he pushes you outside the helicopter for revenge..

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That's what you saw, he used one of the gadgets to trick you. He would never want to kill me.

 

 

 

However a dangerous gun man kills you.

The kittens in my sig maul you to death!!

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What the hell are you talking about? I can just shoot them easily. :roll:

 

 

 

However you CANNOT kill the demon that's after you.

ZOMG Team Aqua attacks you and uses your fire Pokemons' weaknesses to their advantage! WHACHOW! RAWR! Sharpedo manages to KO you!

 

 

 

And yes, that is about the limit of my Pokemon knowledge.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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Fluffyzoe64 will die, due the spam in his body.

 

:cry:

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robert rdam you will die because of eating a lot of caffine and mentos and your body will explode :cry: :oops: :wink:

ZOMG Team Aqua attacks you and uses your fire Pokemons' weaknesses to their advantage! WHACHOW! RAWR! Sharpedo manages to KO you!

 

 

 

And yes, that is about the limit of my Pokemon knowledge.

 

 

 

I have a lot more than just fire Pok̮̩̉̉mon, I can use my electric and grass types to defeat the crap out of them. :roll:

 

 

 

Anyway, the steel dragon gets to real life and burns you to death.

Your Blazekeins rebel and burn you to a crisp with Blast Burn ::'

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Here be dragons ^

 

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Yeah because some damn Alakazam confused it.

 

 

 

Anyway you die in a plane crash. And there were no survivors,

 

 

 

I'm however at home and have my gun in case anything wants to kill me.

A pack of hungry tigers breaks in to your house. You try to shoot them, but then you realize your out of bullets...

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Here be dragons ^

 

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Fluffyzoe64 will die, due the spam in his body.

 

:cry:

 

 

 

Sorry to say that doesn't work...I am quite offended by that "his"...

 

 

 

Uno, take that "Kittens FTW" literally...kittens always win :XD:

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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My sister owned your kittens and you

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