October 27, 200817 yr You kill yourself after a boring show of comedy you gave How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?
November 2, 200817 yr you will die because that "invisible sandwich" your cat is holding is actually a bomb :o
November 3, 200817 yr You'll die, crushed by a big big cabbage. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
November 3, 200817 yr ill drag you with me! mwahahahahahaha vengence for makign me read those tiny texts on the "banned" game #-o
November 4, 200817 yr You shall die from the rickroll syndrome: you have been rickrolled too many times. never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
November 5, 200817 yr Youll be thrown into the bottom of the ocean, then stabbed in the throat. Did you drown or die from the stab wounds?
November 5, 200817 yr Obam wll siit on you. woot.You are one with the matrix. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me.
November 9, 200817 yr Obama will raise taxes on you, give your money to people who will spend it on drugs, lie to you, claim if you vote for him he will save us all, and then let you down soooooooooo much you die. :boohoo: (Don't listen to his lies) Sicus Locum Para Bellum!
November 23, 200817 yr I kick a rock which hits a barrel filled with oil, which rolls 20 feet away, hits your dragon egg, the dragon hatches and tries to frie someone, setting the oil on fire, then realizing that you are tied up to 5000 lb weights, he has explosives tied to his back, which the rope thingy is on the burning oil, when we all realize that Zamorak and Guthix are rushing towrds each other, theres some noob making a fire on top of a firecrack attached to a bomb, and right when you realized the Kaphite Queen is right next to you, everything blows up. You never wake up from this dream because you drown in your urine in your bed.
November 24, 200817 yr You inhale NH3 and die. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
November 24, 200817 yr You will be burned alive, while impaled on a stake, while being eaten by thousands of (fireproof somehow) ants Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
November 25, 200817 yr Someone will use you for adult wrestling moves copied from a Playstation game.
November 27, 200817 yr You are convicted of bad puns and sentenced to 3 years of non-stop Benny Hill reruns. Tip.it opens a forum dedicated solely to wagers on how long it will take you to die. Suzanne Vegatokin rite wurx gud!
November 28, 200817 yr Over time, your sick mind overwhelmed itself with terrible fantasies depicting the death of others causing your skull to implode. 100% F2P99 Defense, Tuesday February 10th 200999 Attack, Tuesday May 26th 200962,189th to get it
November 30, 200817 yr You will be smothered by a pile of dead babies. Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:
November 30, 200817 yr A llama will spit at you, causing you to trip backward off a cliff. You die when you hit the rocks at the bottom. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them!
November 30, 200817 yr A thousand tinly squirrels will treat you as a king. You will be prosperous in the land until the chipmunks rise up against the squirrels and your nation of furry rodents must go to war. More squirrel corpses than a 10 lane highway will littler the battlefield as you push your troops to the other side to capture the chipmunk regime and claim their nuts and berries. Then, after resisting arrest for indencency in public wearing a loincloth and kicking a tree yelling at the top of your lungs for the chipmunks to get their furry butts down there and fight, you are tazered into a coma, and later your family pulls the plug. It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox
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