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How will zee person above you die?


SwankyTuna

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You will drop a knife on your foot while making yourself toast and bleed to death. :twisted:

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One night you get tired and decide to go to bed a little early...

 

For a while your pet meerkat you thinking just a "pet" has been scientifically altering the DNA of roaches.

 

These new bioroaches have a taste for human blood. And also the genetic mutation your meerkat installed gave them teeth sharper then a razor so they could easily burrow into there victim. So on this night you died in your sleep....

 

 

 

You died because your meerkat accidently knocked a cyanide pill off his workspace and it landed in your mouth. Your Meerkat loved you he simply just loved to experiment on small helpless creatures.

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Forgetting how to go to the washroom.

 

Forgetting how to call the pizzzzzzzaaaaman.

 

So u die hungry #-o

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Seeing that I only eat healthy food, not knowing how to call the pizzaman is not a concern.

 

 

 

internet servers are down for a week and you die of a painful TIF rehabilitation.

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oh shoot lol i read the whole thing i just didnt comprehend it completely =P

 

 

 

i wear glasses when im on the computer lol and i use my laptop, and im asian, making it difficult for the pieces to get into the small slits -.-

 

 

 

you have dental problems and so the dentist pulls out all your teeth and you die of starvation (lmfao i read this somewhere recently, true story happened to a young girl)

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