February 12, 200917 yr His meerkat got too hungry and ate his eyes out and he bled to death. Click Me!!!!!
February 12, 200917 yr The said meerkat has just lost it's self-control and killed you. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
February 12, 200917 yr Since you have already been killed your zomie self is now burned todeath with gas and a blow torch. Click Me!!!!!
February 13, 200917 yr You will drop a knife on your foot while making yourself toast and bleed to death. :twisted: Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.
February 13, 200917 yr I use the said knife to cut your head off, then I throw it into a demon-infested lava pit so that they can play b-ball with it. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
February 13, 200917 yr One night you get tired and decide to go to bed a little early... For a while your pet meerkat you thinking just a "pet" has been scientifically altering the DNA of roaches. These new bioroaches have a taste for human blood. And also the genetic mutation your meerkat installed gave them teeth sharper then a razor so they could easily burrow into there victim. So on this night you died in your sleep.... You died because your meerkat accidently knocked a cyanide pill off his workspace and it landed in your mouth. Your Meerkat loved you he simply just loved to experiment on small helpless creatures. Click Me!!!!!
February 13, 200917 yr The meerkat bites you in the dark and you catch the plague! R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
February 13, 200917 yr Log from trees falls hits him in head knocks him out and he bleeds to death. Click Me!!!!!
February 13, 200917 yr Forgetting how to go to the washroom. Forgetting how to call the pizzzzzzzaaaaman. So u die hungry #-o 65 67 65 68 60 91 59 6482 89 84 93 83 83 82 71CLICK ME.If U click this I won't eat your brain! I Plomise Thank you Hawkxs For the awesome siggy!
February 13, 200917 yr Seeing that I only eat healthy food, not knowing how to call the pizzaman is not a concern. internet servers are down for a week and you die of a painful TIF rehabilitation. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
February 14, 200917 yr A portal opens up and you are sent to the 1500s and get the plague..... and then someone throws a rock at you and you die from a concussion. Click Me!!!!!
February 14, 200917 yr Gets sucked into the same portal and eaten by giant bugs of the future! Thank you Jopie for my wonderful Signature ^.^Buckle-Up it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!
February 14, 200917 yr I dug a pit trap with [bleep]es and covered it... Sadly you walk right past it trip and fall off a cliff.... Click Me!!!!!
February 14, 200917 yr Did you even read my full sentence? Your Monitor explodes and pieces of the LCD get lodged into your eyes and you bleed to death. Click Me!!!!!
February 14, 200917 yr oh shoot lol i read the whole thing i just didnt comprehend it completely =P i wear glasses when im on the computer lol and i use my laptop, and im asian, making it difficult for the pieces to get into the small slits -.- you have dental problems and so the dentist pulls out all your teeth and you die of starvation (lmfao i read this somewhere recently, true story happened to a young girl)
February 14, 200917 yr That really is horrible... You survive the fall but are so torn up you cant get up and you get eaten by mice. Click Me!!!!!
February 14, 200917 yr you, being so kind, come racing to repair my gravestone but the mice absorbed my almighty power and mutated to 10x your size then sits on you
February 14, 200917 yr You die because you see a blue light it sucked up into a weird ship and get experimented on! Click Me!!!!!
February 14, 200917 yr the ship is a lunar ship and im an experiment to use new attack spells for lunar magic that own everything and you are the experiment i must attack -.-
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