acenator Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You're walking through the park when a swarm of all sorts of insects comes up and eats you alive. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You trip on a lady bug and fall into a pit of bottomless death. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODofbaseball Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 your dad tries to scare you while you are one the computer and your head goes through the comp and you electrecute urself Drops:2x Dragon Chain, 8x Dragon Platelegs, 3x Dragon PlateskirtsRecently Demoted to F2P, now getting 99 attack via giant spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You go on a quest for the Holy Grail, but get owned by a vicious rabbit. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODofbaseball Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 you try 2 take ur h'ween mask off and it rips off ur head Drops:2x Dragon Chain, 8x Dragon Platelegs, 3x Dragon PlateskirtsRecently Demoted to F2P, now getting 99 attack via giant spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 A psycho impales you with a straw through your eye. You die from a combination of brain damage and blood loss. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODofbaseball Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 ur shield gets stuck on your arm and u rip ur arm off and bleed to death Drops:2x Dragon Chain, 8x Dragon Platelegs, 3x Dragon PlateskirtsRecently Demoted to F2P, now getting 99 attack via giant spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 The guy/whatever it is in your sig jumps out into real life and cuts your head off. He then decides to see what you taste like and decides that you definitely taste like chicken. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODofbaseball Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 they castle crasher in my sig decides he wants more human flesh and eats ur skin off Drops:2x Dragon Chain, 8x Dragon Platelegs, 3x Dragon PlateskirtsRecently Demoted to F2P, now getting 99 attack via giant spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 littleboy decides he wants his sig back, thus challenging you to an epic duel which lasts for eons until finally Zeus himself descends from Olympus and ends the battle by destroying both of you with one mighty lightning bolt. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 You are sitting on your couch peacefully watching TV when, out of nowhere, the evil rabbit scene from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail comes on and the rabbit jumps out of the screen and bites your head off. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 During that you are hit with the holy hand grenade. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 The wocket in your pocket suddenly goes berserk and eats a hole in your chest. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Dr. Seuss kills you for copyright infringement. :shock: :ohnoes: :? Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You will activate my trap card, just desserts and there are 8 monsters on the field, meaning you will be killed in one turn [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thragon13 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You get keel-hauled behind a pirate ship and forgotten about for 10 years... [hide=][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Mashugana  Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You'll be struck down by something called a "lazuuur" I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You will get pked irl and reach 0hps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You will die in a horrible accident involving waffles, monkeys, and a plastic straw. The police never find your body either. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You will die by choking on a burger that I spat in and sold to you for 1dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay_More12 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You will die by a nightmare which happens in rl Divine Forces | #DF on irc.seersirc.net | Most Motivated | http://rs-df.com/forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You will die by attempting to fly, and failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay_More12 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 You will die by swarm of evil chickens, ents and trolls all attacking you in rl Divine Forces | #DF on irc.seersirc.net | Most Motivated | http://rs-df.com/forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Your computer's camera beams you into a virtual world where evil programs dressed in cheesy, glowing costumes attack you and kill you. Oh, but you get to ride a cool computer-motorcycle thing before you die. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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