You're walking through the park when a swarm of all sorts of insects comes up and eats you alive.

You trip on a lady bug and fall into a pit of bottomless death.

your dad tries to scare you while you are one the computer and your head goes through the comp and you electrecute urself

You go on a quest for the Holy Grail, but get owned by a vicious rabbit.

you try 2 take ur h'ween mask off and it rips off ur head

A psycho impales you with a straw through your eye. You die from a combination of brain damage and blood loss.

ur shield gets stuck on your arm and u rip ur arm off and bleed to death

The guy/whatever it is in your sig jumps out into real life and cuts your head off. He then decides to see what you taste like and decides that you definitely taste like chicken.

they castle crasher in my sig decides he wants more human flesh and eats ur skin off

littleboy decides he wants his sig back, thus challenging you to an epic duel which lasts for eons until finally Zeus himself descends from Olympus and ends the battle by destroying both of you with one mighty lightning bolt.

You are sitting on your couch peacefully watching TV when, out of nowhere, the evil rabbit scene from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail comes on and the rabbit jumps out of the screen and bites your head off.

During that you are hit with the holy hand grenade.

The wocket in your pocket suddenly goes berserk and eats a hole in your chest.

Dr. Seuss kills you for copyright infringement. :shock: :ohnoes: :?

You will activate my trap card, just desserts and there are 8 monsters on the field, meaning you will be killed in one turn

You get keel-hauled behind a pirate ship and forgotten about for 10 years...

Mashugana

You'll be struck down by something called a "lazuuur"

You will get pked irl and reach 0hps.

You will die in a horrible accident involving waffles, monkeys, and a plastic straw. The police never find your body either.

You will die by choking on a burger that I spat in and sold to you for 1dollar.

You will die by a nightmare which happens in rl

You will die by attempting to fly, and failing.

You will die by swarm of evil chickens, ents and trolls all attacking you in rl

Your computer's camera beams you into a virtual world where evil programs dressed in cheesy, glowing costumes attack you and kill you. Oh, but you get to ride a cool computer-motorcycle thing before you die.