Goonstalf Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 :o runs out of bread and turns on you! I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 You're :o 's next target. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 You fall off of a galloping elephant and hit your head on a bottle of salsa. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Then that salsa falls over the edge of a building and the bottle's shards go down your throat causing you to die of internal anal bleeding as you try to push them out. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 :shock: Â My avatar absorbs your life force to make another dot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Due to the mass of dots being made repeatedly your eyes first do this: :shock: then they pop out of your skull. After that 5000 live elephants try to fit inside your empty eye sockets all at the same time. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Those 5000 elephants decide that his eye is too small and try to fight inside your belly button instead. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Vivi owns you. *Fwoosh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Spock comes back in time, decides that your death is logical and kills you. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 George Lucas kills you for liking Star Trek Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 You get sucked into your new bank and die of oxygen deprivation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 :^o pokes your eyes out, :o chomps on your nose, and =D> claps right next to your ear to make you deaf. Then, finally, =P~ drowns you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Tipit mods kill you for using smileys as descriptive icons. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Zidane one hits you. GEE EFF! *7846* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Because you spelled out "gf," the mods unleash their secret zombie army on you and you get your brains eaten. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 LAVA I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Askthedude Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 You go for a run and a sun with a big black mouth swallows you up. Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 A mad scientist replaces your skin with bubble wrap and leaves you in a kindergarten class. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 That's just evil! The Barrows Bro's come alive and pile you. As you yell out "lulpilenarbs!@!@" and fall to the ground, you turn pink and become the 7th brother, "Annoyac." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 The real slim shady stands up, then shoots you. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Armoured. Zombies. Bite. You. Infect. You. End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 You guys always forget that, when sombedy's killed by zombies, they come back as a zombie and eat you. That's exactly what happened here, except I was there with my trusty shotgun to make sure neither of you had heads after you were both zombified. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 You fire your shotgun without realizing that you were holding it backwards. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 You drown in my spit that I spit at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Your teachers assign you so much work that there's no possible way for you to complete all of it and you commit suicide. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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