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How will zee person above you die?

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:o runs out of bread and turns on you!

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You fall off of a galloping elephant and hit your head on a bottle of salsa.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Then that salsa falls over the edge of a building and the bottle's shards go down your throat causing you to die of internal anal bleeding as you try to push them out.

:shock:

 

My avatar absorbs your life force to make another dot.

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Due to the mass of dots being made repeatedly your eyes first do this: :shock: then they pop out of your skull. After that 5000 live elephants try to fit inside your empty eye sockets all at the same time.

Those 5000 elephants decide that his eye is too small and try to fight inside your belly button instead.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Vivi owns you. *Fwoosh*

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Spock comes back in time, decides that your death is logical and kills you.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

George Lucas kills you for liking Star Trek

You get sucked into your new bank and die of oxygen deprivation.

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:^o pokes your eyes out, :o chomps on your nose, and =D> claps right next to your ear to make you deaf. Then, finally, =P~ drowns you.

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Tipit mods kill you for using smileys as descriptive icons.

Zidane one hits you. GEE EFF! *7846*

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Because you spelled out "gf," the mods unleash their secret zombie army on you and you get your brains eaten.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

LAVA

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You go for a run and a sun with a big black mouth swallows you up.

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Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?

It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities.

A mad scientist replaces your skin with bubble wrap and leaves you in a kindergarten class.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

That's just evil!

 

The Barrows Bro's come alive and pile you. As you yell out "lulpilenarbs!@!@" and fall to the ground, you turn pink and become the 7th brother, "Annoyac."

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The real slim shady stands up, then shoots you.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Armoured. Zombies. Bite. You. Infect. You. End.

You guys always forget that, when sombedy's killed by zombies, they come back as a zombie and eat you. That's exactly what happened here, except I was there with my trusty shotgun to make sure neither of you had heads after you were both zombified.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

You fire your shotgun without realizing that you were holding it backwards.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You drown in my spit that I spit at you.

Your teachers assign you so much work that there's no possible way for you to complete all of it and you commit suicide.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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