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How will zee person above you die?


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you are too lazy to use the restroom so your bladder explodes causing a huge mess

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u slip on the huge mess created by the bladder explosion and fall on a pointy object that goes through your chest

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you are talking to pinnocchio and he says 10 lies at once and his nose is shoved through your head

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Your eyes rot from staying on the computer too much and soon enough, the rotting spreads throughout your body, installing a parasite that slowly and painfully dissembles your immune system.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

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you eat your favorite food and there is an alien larvae in there that eats all your internal organs and it pops out of your chest and makes an alien army and rules the world

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You lose the game and the resulting rage causes you to spoon out your own brain and feed it to yourself.

 

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You lose the game and the resulting rage causes you to spoon out your own brain and feed it to yourself.

 

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A midget runs up and stabs you in the heart with a sword. You die of cancer shortly after you get to the hospital.

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