5,000 miles away from that tree is....a hole. You fall in.

a paint brush from adobe photoshop paints your whole body and stuffs the paint brush in your mouth and you can not breath so you die from eating bristles

My GIMP brush does the same.

after youve eaten the bristles from your gimp brush, you then walk around the house painting swirls on the floor, with the britles from your behind ,,,, only to slip and throw yourself out the window landing on the pavement 15 storys down.....SPLAT

 

 

 

LMAO

you trip over a hobbit sleeping on the ground, roll down the hill filled with pollen to make you sneeze, you then land in Errtu (Icewind Dale) hand's while he crushes you between hammer and anvil, and ressurects you to do it again, and then you black out.

 

 

 

You wake up and you look around. You get out of bed and you trip on something then get stabbed as you fall into an oversized waste basket.

you get a paper cut and bleed to death

you slip on a puddle of blood made from other peoples deaths, and break your head open

You die of Old Age. Classic, I know.

 

 

 

8-)

you get a pin [puncture] on your finger, thats been dipped in poison. you body starts to shirnk until your only 1 inch tall, your mam walks in the bedroom and steps on you. splish splat

you get eaten by a chicken

You can't be serious, how the hell is a chicken gonna eat a human? :roll:

 

 

 

I find it out myself, by going to the chicken, try to shoot it, but I accidentally shot you.

Shot yourself from not knowing how a chicken could eat a human! lol

your pokemon sig and avitar turn real, and kill you with there freakish powers.

You wear your crown upside-Down!

Shot yourself from not knowing how a chicken could eat a human! lol

 

 

 

I'm not that dumb, this reason is not counted as I would never do that, therefore you didn't kill me in the post, thanks. :roll:

 

 

 

However, I am bad enough to shoot YOU. :twisted:

you feel bad about killing your fellow man and jump into a wood chipper getting chopped into a million pieces!

 

 

 

btw i am allready dead. there for i can not die.

you feel bad about killing your fellow man and jump into a wood chipper getting chopped into a million pieces!

 

 

 

Even if I felt bad I would NEVER kill myself on purpose, if you wanna kill me at least get your facts straight. :roll:

 

 

 

Oh yes you can. Because this isn't real life. You manage to get back to life.

 

 

 

But I shoot you some time after.

 

 

 

Stop saying I kill myself. Again, I'm not that dumb, so stop it already, make sense, instead of saying I do something I'd NEVER do.

You die of getting 7331 posts sometime in the future. I know you will because you always post here whenever someone makes a reply :P

You wear your crown upside-Down!

 

its paper. it wont kill me

 

you die from mad chicken desease.

You die of getting 7331 posts sometime in the future. I know you will because you always post here whenever someone makes a reply :P

 

 

 

The posts here don't count, and I never go to the other forums, so thanks for giving me an invalid reason to get killed. :roll:

 

 

 

Well, since I'm continuously getting invalid reasons to die that's something that will never happen, I might as well just destroy and cause a big explosion, mu ha ha ha ha ha!!! You die in the explosion, Alexpop11. :twisted:

the explosion grows so huge, it kills you to

So luckily me and a reincarnated alex were on a mission to the moon during this explosion. He accidentally falls off the ship and floats off into space, never to be heard from again. Until when he posts again and someone can think of another way he dies...

While you're at the moon, one of the rocks hit you and you die.

 

 

 

*back in time long before the explosion*

 

 

 

I have my gun to be ready for ANYTHING that could kill me, while doing normal stuff. I just have my gun in case someone wants to kill me.

your gun miss fires because your too busy typing how other people die. this get you realy mad so you take your gun and look down the barrel only for it to go off and shot you between the eyes.

 

putting your brains all over your keyboard and screen so that you are not able to see any replies even if you did come back to life.

Speaking of typing, while you're in an airplane, you're too busy on the internet. And when the plane is about to crash, you can't help it but continue to type until you press submit, so you have no time at all to put the safety belt on.