April 30, 201016 yr The fallout of the meteor eventually reaches you, causing you to die a much slower and drawn out death. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
April 30, 201016 yr You go into the crater after everything is cleared up(except what is to follow), and are killed by the aliens who had a colony on the inside of the meteor. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
May 1, 201016 yr After shooting Death on sight the aliens decide to take a specimen to study, they choose you. After years of extensive anal probing aboard their ship you finally die of too much anal probing. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 4, 201016 yr They also took Goon, who was forced to eat the anal probes to dispose of them. He died of unrelated causes, ergo a Rancor monster. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
May 4, 201016 yr Death's fingers become stuck to his keyboard, and his keyboard to his desk, or if he's using a laptop, his laptop to whatever. But before he can starve a train derails and hits him. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
May 4, 201016 yr Pitchfork related accident. Involving a cow of course. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
May 5, 201016 yr A huge giant rock that's about the same size as your apartment falls on you. Unfortunately the hospital won't save you.
May 6, 201016 yr A huge giant apartment that's about the same size as your rock falls on you. Fortunately the hospital refuses to save you. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 6, 201016 yr You die in a house fire. Of course the house was just burning around you, ironically you drowned in your bathtub. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
May 7, 201016 yr The trees finally got you. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
May 8, 201016 yr The shadow people kill you. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
May 8, 201016 yr A crate full of DVDs is dropped from a plane. Unfortunately it lands right on top of you. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
May 22, 201016 yr Your temporary mohawk becomes self aware and sensing it's nearing destruction it takes over your body; however, the mohawk isn't able to handle it's new body and loses control and wanders into the middle of a 4-way intersection. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 23, 201016 yr Your didgeridoo is rammed down your throat during an unfortunate trip. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
May 23, 201016 yr Spontaneous combustion in your pants. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
May 24, 201016 yr A swarm of semi-aggressive koalas. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
May 24, 201016 yr You fall through your poorly constructed floor. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
May 25, 201016 yr You die in a plane crash. The plane you're in crashes into another plane, that plane crashes into your plane.
May 25, 201016 yr You get in a head-on collision with another tricycle rider. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 25, 201016 yr Due to the exact nature of the collision and something about time an space warp, TBM's helmet flies off his head at Mach 9 and to summarize... boom, headshot. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
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