Star. Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Well then, I'd have to take the sword from my title to defeat this bloody fiend. After doing so, I use the sword to cut you up. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 You trip on a banana peel and fall into a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 The black hole empties above your head and his lifeless body comes flying at you doing nearly 100 MPH. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 A swordfish slashes you next time you go swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Wow there are no swordfish around and I barely swim in the ocean, Atlantic Ocean and Canada together FTW! Anyways back on topic: A Roman Legion storms your house burning and exterminating all they find. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 You tried to enjoy your day by getting a drink from a vending machine and it won't give up you beverage, provoking a fight; you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 One word.... Elephant rampage! (okay two but whatever) http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 You survive three plane crashes and die in a train crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 You die on a plane because of its poor choice of movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Someone with a gun threatens to shoot you if you don't jump off the cliff. So you choose to do that and he screams "DUMB-ASS!!!!", and then a shark down there eats you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 A black knight comes out of your computer and screams, "BOOM, HEADSHOT" killing you instantly. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. But then he wakes up. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Dragon to the eye. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I kick your man parts. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Now that is hitting below the belt.... I kick your (wo)man parts. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Dies by overexerting himself from push-ups from taking on the challenge. Not a wise idea to spam forum games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Dies of sheer boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Gets impaled by the last unicorn when she gets the MLP: FiM treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Religious dogma to the knee. Only effective if you lack logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Gets impaled by the last unicorn when she gets the MLP: FiM treatment. It's funny because in a story a friend wrote about me, Kalei gets impaled by a unicorn horn.I cried when I read that part. Anyways.... You will die of old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Death by being omitted out of existence by the FCC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 You will die when you realize that I am just an apparition and truly am just a figment of your imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Why does that one sig of yours make me think of Lelouch? Killed by a ficus. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 You die from an annoying swarm of harpies, but it wasn't their claws that did you in; at least you take out 3-4 of them before kicking the bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 You die because you fall into a Scorpian Pit. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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