A chain is lowered down one of your large orifices and tied around a few of your major organs; it gets pulled by the strongest man in the world with all of his effort.

You die in a hurricane.

 

Yeah, I know my reasons for people's death are bland and not very creative, and for that I apologize.

A giant man eating Lokie... Tortures you before death.

your bunny in your signature turns out to be rabid, and bites you, causing you to get rabies, and die a slow and horribly morbid death

You are forced back to elementary school for not being able to use correct grammar.

 

One of the bullies has a gun, and shoots you with it.

The gods above question how you got into existence and erase you and your family line before their birth.

gingers take over the world, and first decree is , you die as your not ginger mwahahaha

I honestly do not have anything to say about the above there.

 

You get thrusted into a fantastic storybook as a hero. Unfortunately, you never read it and don't know there is a downer ending involved.

The writer of the book gets frustrated, and rips pages out and starts throwing them around. You get caught in the paper crossfire, and a piece of it gets lodged in your throught, chocking you to death!

The grammar gods die from your posts and trigger full-scale Armageddon; you get the worst of it.

I happen to see all the red in your signature and realise where it came from, your veins while dying.

A secret agent sends you on a mission, you accept. Your mission is to kill a Russian immigrant, but when you reach the mansion this guy lives in you walk on a landmine.

 

Unfortunately the hospital couldn't save you.

I throw a dodge ball sized piece of c4 at your head and blow it up...

Bugs Bunny drops an anvil on your head.

While Daffy duck sells you to an abusive babysitter for 10 dollars and a statue of him...

Bunny reaches global domination and pwns you!

I supported bunny, he realizes that I helped him reach it so he turns on you, and you die horrible and bloody from a cute bunny wabbit.

Bunnies decide that bunnies > all and kills you.

Bunnies decide that bunnies <3 all and kills you.

 

Corrected Star's statement.

Became an ingredient in a nice stew roast to please the frost giants.

Only after he has a nice refreshing pie to start, a Lokie pie that is...

Eaten.

Have liquid molten steel poored into their eyes and through their brain.

Molten lead is injected into your veins, it goes to your heart and from there gets pumped to your extremities. When it reaches them your extremities (fingers, toes, such) and then hardens, you lose feeling where it hardens. From there it keeps moving up, but strangly not hardening in your brain. eventually you have no feeling anywhere besides your brain and upper chest. Just then you feel a pressure in your head, you can't explain what it is, then you realize what it is. The lead is hardening around your brain, you slowly start losing things, first your sense of hearing, then the sense of sight. You lose all feeling and then you slowly lose conscienceness and end up dead.

You become the first failed prototype of the Big Bad's elite cyborg guards and are killed in a very early dungeon by a group of would-be heroes.