August 22, 201213 yr You slip on a banana peel and fall into an open sewer, where you are eaten by crocodiles that wear top hats. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
August 22, 201213 yr You steal a crocodile's top hat. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
September 3, 201213 yr You are married in Vegas to a psychopath who on your impromptu honeymoon murders you after a session of tender lovemaking. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
September 20, 201213 yr You make at least 5 grammatical and spelling errors in one post. The Grammar Police doesn't appreciate that so he breaks into your house and shoots you.
September 20, 201213 yr You get into a swordfight with the villain on top of his volcano lair. Unfortunately you aren't the hero, you're his mentor. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 20, 201213 yr Well, I have a gun, so I wouldn't need to win in a swordfight. You fall out of a helicopter into the same lava.
September 20, 201213 yr I land on the dangerous, rotting rope bridge that you're fighting on just before you fire. THIS DEATH WILL NOT BE CONTESTED :twss: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 20, 201213 yr While Blaze falls to his doom he let's loose a shot that ricochets off of the volcano's wall and lodges itself firmly in your brain Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
September 21, 201213 yr An absurdly high-leveled Chikorita gets the drop on you. Your death occurs an hour later because you were too embarrassed to dial 911 and mention the details.
September 21, 201213 yr An equally absurdly leveled Magikarp falls on your head from the stratosphere, killing you on impact Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
September 21, 201213 yr You fall into the impact crater from that... Impact, and hit your head at just the right spot to kill you instantly. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 22, 201213 yr You get a box from India, or at least that's what the note on the box says. Inside there is an angry brown bear, and shooting him won't kill him, it will just make him more angry. So he kills you in a few minutes.
September 22, 201213 yr You ingest the wrong poison mushroom. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 23, 201213 yr The Get to Know You thread is lonely, so you die by not replying to it. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, who says it has to?
September 23, 201213 yr 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
September 23, 201213 yr Impaled by Animus' Ninth 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
September 23, 201213 yr Killed by a Strix pirate with poor hygiene. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 23, 201213 yr Run over by a Penguin-shaped Siege Tower 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
September 23, 201213 yr Barrel plan 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
September 23, 201213 yr A surprisingly evil merman paladin. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 23, 201213 yr Stabbed with a pen by a furry courtesan 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
September 23, 201213 yr Bludgeoned with inside jokes. Probably by a ninja, but you know how hard it is to tell. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
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