Alg Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 You slip on a banana peel and fall into an open sewer, where you are eaten by crocodiles that wear top hats. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 You steal a crocodile's top hat. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 You are married in Vegas to a psychopath who on your impromptu honeymoon murders you after a session of tender lovemaking. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You make at least 5 grammatical and spelling errors in one post. The Grammar Police doesn't appreciate that so he breaks into your house and shoots you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You get into a swordfight with the villain on top of his volcano lair. Unfortunately you aren't the hero, you're his mentor. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Well, I have a gun, so I wouldn't need to win in a swordfight. You fall out of a helicopter into the same lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I land on the dangerous, rotting rope bridge that you're fighting on just before you fire. THIS DEATH WILL NOT BE CONTESTED :twss: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 While Blaze falls to his doom he let's loose a shot that ricochets off of the volcano's wall and lodges itself firmly in your brain Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 An absurdly high-leveled Chikorita gets the drop on you. Your death occurs an hour later because you were too embarrassed to dial 911 and mention the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 An equally absurdly leveled Magikarp falls on your head from the stratosphere, killing you on impact Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 You fall into the impact crater from that... Impact, and hit your head at just the right spot to kill you instantly. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 You get a box from India, or at least that's what the note on the box says. Inside there is an angry brown bear, and shooting him won't kill him, it will just make him more angry. So he kills you in a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Died by having a Spiny dropped on a you in World 2-3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 You ingest the wrong poison mushroom. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 The Get to Know You thread is lonely, so you die by not replying to it. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, who says it has to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 There is a monster under your bed which eats you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Impaled by Animus' Ninth 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Killed by a Strix pirate with poor hygiene. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Run over by a Penguin-shaped Siege Tower 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Your fingers kill you. Again, doesn't have to make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Barrel plan 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 A surprisingly evil merman paladin. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Stabbed with a pen by a furry courtesan 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Bludgeoned with inside jokes. Probably by a ninja, but you know how hard it is to tell. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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