Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 You just mind your own business walking in the nature. Until you step on a trap and fall down at the bottom that's full of spikes. Unfortunately for you, you didn't survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 You try to preform complex gymnastics, but have an unfortunate meeting with the horse while bound by jump ropes from 30 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 You eat your own brain. Um, yeah, I don't need to go into deeper details because that explains itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 You attempt to find the answer to the question of how a man can eat his own brain, and accidentally stumble across a discount copy of The Necronomicon. Hilarity ensues. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Who cares how it's possible? The deaths in this thread aren't supposed to make sense anyway. Anyway John F. Kennedy shoots you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 My cat seduces you into the pits of hell. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Your cat seduces you to the void. The furball does not discriminate by gender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 You are eaten by a grue, which is eaten by a dinosaur, which is eaten by a tiger, which is eaten by a chicken, which is eaten by you. Nonsense, yay! I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 You are erased from all of existence by a non-sequitur due to a "Divide By Zero" like event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 You go to a mobile toilet. And just when you are doing your business someone drives his truck over it and you fall in a hole. And then the hole is filled with sand. You know, a lot like that worker died by the end of the mission Deconstruction in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 You angered the flamboyant mob boss and he sends in a creepy hitman who wears fishnet stockings to hunt you down. All while spouting innuendo and eerie words left and right with a bullet in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 The king of England is offended so he sends his knights against you. Wow, I really like using the line "you offended the king of England", I should be using it in all forum games from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Cherry manages to bribe the knights to leave him alone, then hires a squad of ninja to take you down. To make it so that he doesn't get off so easy, he falls into an open sewer and dies moments later. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 The king of England is very offended by the fact that you think he dies by going to sewers so he hires a hitman to kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaida23 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 You are kidnapped by a squadron of military squirrels, who take you to their secret underground base and work you to death in their acorn mines. Check out my blog to read the Adventures of a Big Damn (F2P) Hero. THE place for all free players to connect, hang out and talk about how awesome it is to be F2P. So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Your mind has a meltdown trying to understand what kind of person would give an in-depth discussion of brilliant literary classics but stop midway to note how sweet as hell the newest rap song is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You feel the sudden urge to build a time machine. A typo in the programming causes you to go to the exact time you were born, and your matter is sucked to your time machine's location. You are never born and are forever trapped in a deathly time paradox. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I commit suicide. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 The suicide attempt fails in a painful way and a passing vigilante mercy kills you. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 A new very stupid neighbor moves next door and wants to be your friend. Whether you agree with becoming his friend or not, he hangs around with you regardless. And his stupidity eventually kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You slip on a banana and fall. Ha. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You call me unoriginal, yet you make me die in the most unoriginal way possible? Your hypocrisy kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I simply chose to give a fitting death for you: a blunt, unceremonious demise that is as honest as it is swift. Consider it being kind due to how merciful it was. So I will go with the original death I had in mind: You slip and drown in a large cesspool. Miss that banana? There's five of them in that pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 As you watch BlazeTheMovieFan fall in the cesspool, I show up and try to push you in. My attempt fails, but a ninja swoops in and kicks you in the head. You get a horrible concussion, begin having hallucinations, and try to run away from what appears to be an army of invincible demon cats and jump in the cesspool which appears to be a large sponge cake. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I shoot you. Now I'm gonna make killing me more diffucult. *I hide in a house where I never age, never get deceases or anything like that. And it's 100% impossible to get inside or get outside that house. So now you can't kill me.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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