Harry Delvin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I drop a weight larger and more massive than the sun on the house. You survive because you were out getting groceries. Then you are punched in the face by a ninja, knocking out 27 teeth, rupturing 1 1/2 of your eyeballs, somehow setting your nose on fire, destroying all the nerves in your face, and the shock causes both of your ears to stop working. IN the hospital, despite the fact that none of your senses work anymore because of a failed operation to fix your eyes that ripped out your tongue, you survive. You turn on the radio and discover your horrific allergy to polka music. Your head explodes, killing you. Oddly enough I'm sure you'll post again and kill me or someone else. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You are kidnapped and forced to perform original music for a dragon hipster. It takes you days to write the song, record it, and produce it, often with minimal sleep. You play it for the dragon, and he likes it. Then he roasts you after saying that your song is too mainstream - because now two people have heard it. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 A brave knight kills the dragon. Unfortunately it went on a rampage and burned YOU before it was destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You are almost squished by a rock. But the rock is only 500 grams. Then Gandalf shows up and fries you. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Aragorn challenges you to a battle, and well, you know how that turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Some guy sucker punches you while you're on vacation. The force knocks you off your balcony, where you fall into a transformer and are electrocuted. Ouch. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 A psychotic kidnapper ties you up and takes you to the farthest corner of the world. He lets you do nothing but eat until you get fat and die. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 You never realized the negatives outcomes that can occur from having a game of paintball in an open air zoo where today's featured attractions just happened to be themed on tigers. It was in the shenanigans that you learned that they are capable of holding a grudge over being hurt either physically or emotionally (a stray ball in this case) and will recognize the wrong-doer. One of these majestic and larger-than-life felines alone was enough to sever you from this Earth, but no. You had to invoke the ire of twenty of these beasts, each one being more than capable of out-running your poorly-conditioned body after years of the typical malnourished dieting habits plaguing the modern developed world. tl;dr: You were just plain boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 You were in that tiger fight with me. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 You decide to play tag and forget you were walking into an abandoned landmine zone. It was painful with one, but each mine launched you within range of setting off each one in succession and sending you flying like a fish around a small radius triggering twenty or so mines. You died after three, but it wasn't enough. At least it's no longer a minefield thanks to your unwilling contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 I was going to say that you were on that minefield too, but I felt like doing something unorthodox, so... You decide to move to Japan. Your first day, you go to a shady sushi restaurant. You drink water right out of the tap and are poisoned by an incorrectly cut blowfish. You do NOT manage to survive, but you are brought back to life by a necromancer. You almost die in his minion army, but escape. You then decide to get back on Runescape. A flashback causes you to think you were your old character, despite you have a completely new one. You go into the wilderness and die. You throw a tantrum and die of a heart attack. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 You have music in your car so loud that the loudness of the music kills you. Well, actually you were killed by some guy who used his shotgun to shoot you since he hated how loud the music was. Eh, either way you're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 The sun itself descends from its point in space to slap you in the face. You, and everything else on Earth, are killed by the heat. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Back in 1674 Americans were working on a nuclear bomb. It took them 339 years to complete it. And now in 2013 the nuclear bomb is used to kill everyone, including me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 And now in 2013 the nuclear bomb is used to kill everyone, including me.Well that was easy. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Just as you're about to turn into a witch, a truck runs over your soul gem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 You go inside a truck and it eats you. Wait, it already ate you since you went inside of it. Your real reason for dying is never explained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 You decide to go to the grocery store. There were no survivors. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 You go into a salad factory and get mixed up in the food, leading to the depowering of 11 super vegans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 You fall into a seasoning vat and end up sprinkled all over the ALG salads. You're delicious together. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Kinky. You get arrested in an adults-only store for no reason and get subjected to police brutality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 You are bombarded by hundreds of large fish. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 You re-enact the play for Romeo and Juliet, starring the latter. Unfortunately, someone had to be silly and switch the prop poison for your favorite drink mixed with a lethal dose of arsenic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 You have a heart attack. You are literally attacked by a heart. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Pinched on the nips until dead. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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