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How will zee person above you die?


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Someone will grab your shoes, force feed one of them to you and beat you to death with the other, and then feeding you to the sharks.

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You decided to engage in the pastime of hiking. Unfortunately, being unaware you bought a dated (and poorly translated) guide book, several things went awry. First of all, you get bitten by several serpents and use the wrong antidote each time, then run into five hives of angry hornets without the knowledge of it due to the book's lack of information, piss off several crazy hunters, and then succumb after an unfortunate counter with Poison Ivy.

 

Mother Nature is a jerkass.

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You are combo'd to death by a volvidon.

 

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*Bites Alg's head off like a true Lioness*

 

There, you're now dead.

 

On a side note, should I edit the title to change "zee" to "see" ? It's kinda driving me nuts V.V...

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