Kirschen Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Your artwork decides to raise its value by slaying you. They may not get the inheritance, but their worth skyrockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 You will fall down an up escalator for days and days until dying of dehydration. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Jimmy milks your teats until there is nothing left. Then you're hit by an old timey milk truck. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenw Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Someone will grab your shoes, force feed one of them to you and beat you to death with the other, and then feeding you to the sharks. 6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 DivinationKiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)Obby set renewed post update #2: 0QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 KitsMax Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd) Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills. Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 You will die of old age, happy, content, surrounded by your loved ones, and with no regrets. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 You are mistaken for an elephant so you are sent to a warehouse full of elephants. Unfortunately for you, there is no room for you in it and you go between two elephants and crush because of it and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 You buy time for a ragtag group of survivors during the zombie apocaypse. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 You will die doing what you love; parachuting without a parachute. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 You are the fourth ingredient in the creation of a Gooturducken and get stuffed in a fridge after being boiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Your pointless and not to mention stupid hatred towards me eventually gets you killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 You decided to engage in the pastime of hiking. Unfortunately, being unaware you bought a dated (and poorly translated) guide book, several things went awry. First of all, you get bitten by several serpents and use the wrong antidote each time, then run into five hives of angry hornets without the knowledge of it due to the book's lack of information, piss off several crazy hunters, and then succumb after an unfortunate counter with Poison Ivy. Mother Nature is a jerkass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Dysentry. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 You get scorched alive attempting to bring a Muffin Factory to life as a sentient mecha. It makes sense in context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 You venture into a nuclear power plant hoping to gain superpowers, and are shot by the guards. Your bullet-riddled remains gain the ability to see through walls. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 You puke to death after seeing a Garbodor in real life. Like any other sane human being would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 But he's so huggable! ...And what the [bleep], it's bigger than I am? Kill it with fire! Naturally, my terrible eyesight causes me to miss and hit you. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 While taking a shower it starts bleeding instead of water coming out. And Freddy Krueger joins you for shower so he can brutally murder you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 You accidentally offend the Wizard That Did It. He does it. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Sabre Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 The puny mortal ^ is smited by my godsword! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 You are combo'd to death by a volvidon. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 You try to build powered armor, and are killed when a tree branch crushes your car on the way back from the hardware store. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lioness Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 *Bites Alg's head off like a true Lioness* There, you're now dead. On a side note, should I edit the title to change "zee" to "see" ? It's kinda driving me nuts V.V... Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?~ Marianne Williamson For account help/issues, please follow this link: Account Help. If you need further assistance, do not hesitate to PM me or post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 In your attempt to alter the title an angry mob attacks you for touching their original title [2:21:46 PM] Baldvin | Leik: these comp reqs are so bad [2:22:36 PM] Arceus Dark: Time to get...req'd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L S D Outlaw Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Death by fireworks!! http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/bJMAAOxyzTJTjw6o/$_35.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faststrike The Naabe Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Death by Sinkholes. All the trees/rocks/and fish you've ever harvested will be sent by the Naabe master to come and haunt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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