Naive Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Death by a giant cliche falling on your head. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Death by heavy-handed use of morality anvils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Death by anviliciousness Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Death by soft-serve ice cream. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Death by your mission control throwing you off via expospeak gags and being sophisticated as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Death by glacial crushing. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Death by revenge via the Titanic's thanatos gambit coming to fruition. It makes sense in context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Death by trying to get it to make sense. There are some things that man was not meant to know, regardless of how feminine they claim to be. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 You died trying to understand the void while speed-reading through The King In Yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Blaze the forum king rallies 1000 keyboard warriors who drown you in hatemail. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Death by kawaii Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 AIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Vezon, I love how horrifically (and hilariously) blunt you are. Death by accidentally angering both sides of the sports rivalry in the middle of the stadium... of a South American Soccer game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Suddenly, a gigantic rock falls out of the sky and crushes you. Goodbye. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 So, it turns out that reality doesn't exist. The good news is that your death was as painless as possible. The bad news is that it brings up all sorts of moral, philosophical, theological, and logical questions about how you got this far to begin with, and we can't answer them because we don't exist anymore. Or you get hit by the Kitty Hawk. One or the other. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 You get suffocated in a very fat guy's fat rolls. You get to savor the smell and wetness of the sweat as you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 A nest of Japanese hornets fall upon your head. To make it more eerie to imagine, these hornets are known to be the size of a human thumb... each one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 You are transmogrified into a praying mantis. Mating ensues. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 You get turned into a controversial book hated my many. Destruction via book burning ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 You get turned into the film of a book adored by everyone. The film is a complete flop, and the master reel is incinerated. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 You become an NPC in Roller Coaster Tycoon. I shouldn't have to explain this one. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 You become an NPC in a Sims game, which is a far worse situation to be in than Tycoon since it mixes the above with a blend of taking their time, sadism, and out-of-the-box creativity. This is an interesting death since it covers multiple scenarios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 You become an NPC in one of the Tavern's Pathfinder games. Which means you die quickly and painlessly as the chaotic-stupid-evil wizard nukes the world. Then you come back when the only sane man goes through apotheosis to become the god of undeath and madness, and are finally killed again during the chaos. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 You die from over-explaining that. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Death by an egregious lack of plot armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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