Death by a giant cliche falling on your head.

Death by heavy-handed use of morality anvils.

Death by anviliciousness

Death by soft-serve ice cream.

Death by your mission control throwing you off via expospeak gags and being sophisticated as hell.

Death by glacial crushing.

Death by revenge via the Titanic's thanatos gambit coming to fruition. It makes sense in context.

Death by trying to get it to make sense. There are some things that man was not meant to know, regardless of how feminine they claim to be.

You died trying to understand the void while speed-reading through The King In Yellow.

Blaze the forum king rallies 1000 keyboard warriors who drown you in hatemail.

Death by kawaii

AIDS

Vezon, I love how horrifically (and hilariously) blunt you are.

 

Death by accidentally angering both sides of the sports rivalry in the middle of the stadium... of a South American Soccer game.

Suddenly, a gigantic rock falls out of the sky and crushes you. Goodbye.

So, it turns out that reality doesn't exist.

 

The good news is that your death was as painless as possible. The bad news is that it brings up all sorts of moral, philosophical, theological, and logical questions about how you got this far to begin with, and we can't answer them because we don't exist anymore.

 

Or you get hit by the Kitty Hawk. One or the other.

You get suffocated in a very fat guy's fat rolls. You get to savor the smell and wetness of the sweat as you die.

A nest of Japanese hornets fall upon your head. To make it more eerie to imagine, these hornets are known to be the size of a human thumb... each one of them.

You are transmogrified into a praying mantis. Mating ensues.

You get turned into a controversial book hated my many. Destruction via book burning ensues.

You get turned into the film of a book adored by everyone. The film is a complete flop, and the master reel is incinerated.

You become an NPC in Roller Coaster Tycoon. I shouldn't have to explain this one.

You become an NPC in a Sims game, which is a far worse situation to be in than Tycoon since it mixes the above with a blend of taking their time, sadism, and out-of-the-box creativity. This is an interesting death since it covers multiple scenarios.

You become an NPC in one of the Tavern's Pathfinder games. Which means you die quickly and painlessly as the chaotic-stupid-evil wizard nukes the world. Then you come back when the only sane man goes through apotheosis to become the god of undeath and madness, and are finally killed again during the chaos.

You die from over-explaining that.

Death by an egregious lack of plot armor.