Nexaduro Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Bearful Morphymorphed into rabbit stew 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Choked on said rabbit stew Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 You ripped apart and eaten by a giant Velociraptor leading a pack of miniature T Rexes. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 You die the same way Odaf Hicker die. By swallowing a suicide phill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 You fall into a conveniently placed vat of acid after slipping on a banana peel. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Said banana peel rockets through your forehead Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 While driving your car some crazy maniac with a rocket launcher blows up a bridge your car is on. You survive. After the explosion you fly away into a factory that has toxic acid. That's what kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Your Verac's helm polymorphs into a slime, suffocating you Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 You crash your spaceship into the sun, causing a super nova. What a way to go. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 The supernova destroys the Earth, killing you and every other living thing on it. Again, what a way to go. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 You get destroyed when you fire your glass cannon - the cannon shatters from the blast and you get impaled by glass shards. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 The cannon fired into the Dune Buggy and Fireworks factory. You happened to be there at the time, to steal dune buggies and fireworks. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Stray roman candle shots perforate you Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 You take up skydiving and do everything right, until you pull the parachute open. A two ton anvil comes out instead. Your last thought is wondering how you didn't notice it when you grabbed the parachute. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 You take up skydiving and do everything right, until you pull the parachute open. Naive and Blaze pop out instead. How on Earth did you not realize? And why was I stuffed into a parachute bag with Blaze? Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 You're walking down the street when dinosaurs in F-14s suddenly appear in the sky above you. Hilarity ensues. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Velociraptors in top hats ambush you, coercing you into a tea party. Then they send you on your merry way. All of a sudden the you from the parachuting death falls on your head, killing you. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 You find yourself in a comic book world. You comment about how your in a comic book world and start talking about tropes and clichés and guessing at the plot. Then Deadpool kills you, because there can only be one fourth wall breaker in the Marvel Universe. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Deadpool notices you reading his comic, and jumps out and gouges your eyes, then whispers crazy loving things into your ears. You go stark raving mad. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Freddy Krueger kills you in his nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Three words: Death by Pigeon. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 You are playing baseball in the park and are struck by frozen urine spear from the passing aircraft. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Darth Vader: No, I am your father.You: That's not true, it's impossible.Darth Vader: You're right, I was fooling around, I'm not really your father.You: Alright, are we cool?Darth Vader: But I will kill you.You: Wait--Darh Vader slashes you with his lightsaber.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Killed by Demitri Martin's deadpan sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You visit the Pacific Garbage Patch and are (posthumously) credited with the discovery of slime monsters. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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