Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 It starts raining, so you go inside. The raining gets inside with you, and it soon becomes a thunderstorm. The next day your house is flooded and you lie on the floor dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 You break down when you find out your most cherished beliefs are proven wrong and any hope you had is crushed, making you wallow in your misery for the rest of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 You get suckered into a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 You are hit by a car driven by The Stig during the filming of an episode of Top Gear. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 You have to finish a bowl of broccoli-flavored Jello that refills itself when you are 9/10th of the way finished. Death by belly burst ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Death by shotgun to the face. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 A murder of crows covers you within seconds of leaving your home. They fly away less than a minute later, leaving a pile of cleanly picked bones. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 A nicely-dressed female appears before you and you engage in the best conversation of your life, you have everything in common, and you fall madly in love with her. Afterwards, you have a nice experience at the theatre, you get a free five star dinner, and win the lottery, implying a great romance. Then she makes the reveal... she doesn't love you, and you're heart-broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 The Others come for you and you forgot your dragon glass at home... http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 You are confronted by the wight of your sibling, parent, or loved one. You have your Valyrian steel sword in hand, and you're about to strike...But you can't do it, and you die, only to be resurrected as a wight yourself. Your brothers on the Wall, including that one nice kid that you were befriending, are forced to kill you once and for all. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Well, I would be warm in the end, also good job on reading ASOIAF. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 This is the only thread of the forum games where it doesn't matter who posts. Oh and the fired game also, since most posts there are irrelevant to the above person. Anyway, Jaws kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 You wake up with each hand tied to a tree in the middle of a black forest, facing an estranged cult. The leader confronts you begins unbuttoning your shirt and carving intricate symbols while the rest bathe you in rotten animal flesh and make slight cuts over you to add salt and lemon juice. Behind them is a rabid and carnivorous painted in rainbow like colors. What makes it weird is when you discover the signs look like girly marks and have ponies, bunnies, and rainbows all over you. To top it off, the cultists reveal themselves that they're making a sacrifice that would be 20% more amazing than the last, and you realize the horror: You're about to be the human sacrifice for a cult of bronies to please their god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Death because the same cult finds out about your sadistic tendencies and decide you will make the best sarcrifice. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 While dreaming, a small child walks into your room with a large, soft polar bear plushy. While drifting off, he chains your hands and feet to the bed and slowly places several bricks on your chest, taping a two feet of them to your shirt, topping it off by using a gagball to trigger the Rube-Goldberg machine when he smashes the bricks. With the smash, the broken ribs causes you to wake up, chew on the gagball, which spills out and triggers the device to react and inject you with a cocktail of drugs (not one of them a painkiller), tightening the chains and holding you down even harder. While dying from poison, suffocation, and broken ribs, your last sight is a soft-white teddy bear looming over your eyeballs, taped to the ceiling and hear the giggles of a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 You are surrounded by killer clowns. 'nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 BTMF strangles you. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 You wake up in complete darkness, the back of your head throbbing with every heartbeat and a coppery taste in your mouth. You try to move your arms, and hear the chains rattle, then realize that you are lying on a stone slab. A light appears at your feet, illuminating a robed figure with a mask shaped into a grotesque beak. His deep voice echoes off of the walls, and you suddenly feel yourself getting drowsy. Again, you awake, in complete darkness and total silence. You hear a faint sound, similar to wind. And again. Again. The light appears at your feet again, and you instinctively look up at the bladed pendulum creeping closer and closer to your naked body. You look again at the source of the light. The masked figure seems to laugh. You try to scream and realize that your mouth is bound. Your heart rate increases, matching the pendulum in a perverse symphony. You black out from fear long before its blade reaches you. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 You are taped to a table, you wake up. You then realise that packing tape covers every spot on your body that has hair. A man walks in, he starts tearing off every single piece as slowly as he can. You pass out from the pain. You awake again, this time you are completely hairless and taped to a chair, the same man walks in again. It looks like a bad episode of BME pain olympics, you pass out from blood loss. You awake yet again this time you are in your bed, you realise that all of that must of been a dream and reach up to ruffle your hair like you always do in the morning, its gone. This time you go to take your morning washroom usage, something else is missing aswell. You then run out of the washroom to your full body mirror, you have no hair anywhere! You have a knock on your door, you get dressed quickly and go to answer it. It's the man from last night, he is holding a bucket of rusty nails, you pass out. Several hours later you wake up, it is abnormally warm, you look around, all you can see is fire. Then the devil comes to invite you to a game of chess, you then realise where you are, at the game of chess several hours later you see the man again, this time he is holding something in his hand and there are several strips of something on the ground, you go over to talk to him. You realise what is in his hand and are too scared to look at the strips of tape. Finally, you really wake up, this time you think that, that was a premonition of events to come, you kill yourself by cutting first your the back of your knees and bleeding a little, quickly followed by you cutting your wrists and the blood comes spurting, after that you go to the jugular, right before you cut it you hear a knock at the door and an evil laugh.... Hope you all like it. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 The thread dies, then explodes into an enormous fireball, killing you instantly. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Death by cat. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwazy Casper Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 THE SAME CAT TURNED ON YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Death by a giant snake that gets larger every time it eats something coming along and you being the next thing, but you don't die right away instead you are alive all the way through the digestive track until you make it into the intestine, after that experience you wake up as a zombie and have the same thing happen to you yet again. The cycle repeats until the snake becomes to long and needs more room to grow. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I use time magic to age you to where you have ten years till your expected death. With the old age and progress of diseases, your death is slow and painful, finally be relieved ten days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwazy Casper Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 i put nitro glycrine in your coffee and watch you drink it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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